You don't understand, and I'm kind of disappointed. I want you to burn my thread to the fucking ground and then party on it's ashes for a day two. Make this thing incomprehensible to future generations. I know you can do better.
Shitposting General <SG>
Asher Stewart
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reference.com
en.wikipedia.org
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twitter.com
James Long
I can't burn a thread, dummy.
Oliver Williams
You can shitpost on one friend.
William Rodriguez
I have an announcement to make to everyone, I'm not going to be using the r/banter board every again, I will go on Jow Forums for stuff on /x/, /lit/ and /his/ but from now on I am a redditor who will now start using reddit for fun since how bad Jow Forums is becoming and all the time I check Jow Forums just in case something funny happens or if something original somehow manages to happen in the fray of "ay le mao succy wuccy di anime bum hole and female's willy penis bum bum poo poo" and "le kat id ist le kot boi of the r/banter".
I'm sick and tired of it, on reddit I can also see good posts from like 10 years ago as well and I don't even need to check the archives, reddit may not be perfect in humour and in quality but it's a 8.5/10 compared to the 0/10 quality of the Jow Forums board.
I finally can say that I've been set free from this fucking shit board that I am just done with, so long animefags, namefags that don't even need a name, tripfags that don't need a trip, gayposters who are now unoriginal and unfunny, kot id posters who are just depressing to see, and goodbye to those certain posters who post those memes such as ">dutch" and that one guy who posts the ugly girl holding a macaron and also goodbye to the ">tfw no american Jow Forums bf" poster.
I'm gonna kinda miss you guys pretty sad how I used to like this epic gamer board but now it's unfunny shit like frogposts etc.
Chicanon was alright at first, so was PD but he doesn't post anymore he's writing some kids book or something and the King of Jow Forums is probably gonna get killed by black south africans soon or whatever and no ones gonna care desu he's gonna get #shrekt. Goodbye to all the epic gamers out there and to all the SCUMM GANGGGERRSS and goodbye to all the ZOOMERR GANGGEERRRS, it's time for me to switch websites, as I type this reddit.com sits the the neighbouring tab, all I have to do is just close this tab after I post this farewell.
I'll kinda miss you guys :'(
Christopher Cruz
Ok. See you tomorrow.
Isaiah Wood
I like the .gif of that image
Isaiah Foster
I like his redpilled haircut.
Brandon Long
If you haven't watched Hellsing abridged, we can't be friends.
m.youtube.com
Daniel Hill
Guess it'll die then.
Jason Sanchez
Alright goy I'm going to show you mathematically how the Nazis could not have done what they are claimed to have done.
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I'm not going to do any mental gymnastics and I'm only going to use math.
It takes around 2-2 1/2 hours to cremate a body with modern technology.
>butlerfuneralhomes.com
>remaining at the optimum temperature (1,400-1,800 degrees), the average weighted remains takes 2 to 2 ½ hours.
There were 6 "death camps" with crematoria and Auschwitz had 5.
>jewishvirtuallibrary.org
Since it is unknown how many crematoria the other camps had we'll use 5 as the base line for our calculations. Meaning that our total number of crematoria is 30.
Now 30 jews at 2 hours each is 30 Jews every 2 hours. Now divide the number of hours in a day by half and that means they could've cremated 360 Jews a day.
That's 131,400 Jews a year killed then cremated in crematoria.
WW2 lasted 6 years.
>reference.com
Meaning they could've cremated and killed 788,400 Jews in the entire time WW2 went on AND assuming they were cremating 24/7.
Now that still leaves about 5,211,600 non-cremated Jews.
Dodger stadium can hold 56,000 people.
>en.wikipedia.org
Meaning that there would be at least 78 Dodger Stadium sized mass graves dotting Germany's landscape.
Where are the graves?
Where are the baseball stadium sized piles of bodies?
These mass graves would be everywhere and would be well documented yet Babi Yar is the largest mass grave we've found from WW2 which only had 33,000 in it. (give or take)
>en.wikipedia.org
Please now explain mathematically how it could've been possible without loads of mass graves.
Chase Roberts
I summon shit post
Ryan Moore
Seeing yourself and any others as an individual is a step to realizing perspective is a limitation almost impossibly hard to conquer.
Discovering the individual, yourself, is the next step towards the ability to understand perception.
Realizing individual understanding allows for the understanding of others through endless practice.
Understanding of others leads to an expanded perspective.
Discussing those perspectives leads to more perspectives being shared with you.
The above logic is a means to control your own chaos, instead of fighting the waves, let it take you to your destination and make do with what it gives you. When has brute force ever lead to the ultimate solution?
Seek not to become, but become what you are given.
Brandon Stewart
SHIT POST was just one of the personalities I used to have fun in bant with proxies.
Landon Peterson
We each deal with the world in our own way through the lens of our own perception. Though our perception is limited, this is all we know by default; our experiences and accumulated knowledge of outcomes to previous decisions. Alone, this can be a limiting factor. However when paired with many other perceptions, through the lens of dissonance, our individual perceptions can be advanced, evolved and adapted. These dialogues are essential to fully forment an matured world view and path forward to resolving the conflicts and issues that stand before us all on our path towards a better world for all life on Earth, universally. We, you and I are a sacred covenant between what has happened before and that which has yet to come to pass. Exponential collapsing possibilities principle. Every last possible choice you make in any given situation ha an innate effect on every other decision you will make. Drops on a water’s surface always create ripples throughout, no matter how minute. Each person should develope the patience to make time to meditate and clear their mind, lest they be overwhelmed and undisciplined in their philosophy. A calm mind prevails, and in order to quell their emotions we must be able to have a rational mindset if we are ever to advance as invividuals, and through that, as a species.. temperance, empathy and compassion should take center star in us all.. however, in it's most contrived notions it allows people to either endore monstrosity among humans, or allow one to group in the innocent among the monsters, becoming monsters themselves. They are to be dealt with as individuals. I am not here to tell you what do do, but the above is a logic trap I've seen many foiled by before. Polarization of a singular world view instead of trying to understand the issue. Dark and massive influence of the occult on modern media in ALL forms.
Luke James
How dare you use that holy name! >:(
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Post snekeater
Dylan Peterson
Because you fell for the greatest bait of all time. SHIT POST.
No.
Jose Watson
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I SUMMON THE REAL SHIT POST
Hunter Sanchez
Haven't seen you use your trip in a damn long time.
Colton Powell
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David Bell
You really fell for it didn't you? LOL!
You honestly think someone would talk like this that wasn't me?
Connor Scott
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP >:(
Jaxon Robinson
Come the fuck on. How could you not see this?
Samuel Lee
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Bentley Gray
LIES WHY DO YOU HATE HIM
Jordan Bennett
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Owen Green
He was never real in the first place. Merely a figment of my imagination. A personality gone too far and you love him like an idol.
Pathetic.
Dominic Perez
Ahhhh yeah, SHIT POST said he was leaving sound the time Abe left.. Still see him reacting from time to time though.
Ayden Lee
I love him like a older dumb brother :(
I just want him back
Benjamin Hughes
What part of he wasn't real don't you understand? I can start proxy posting as him again if you like. Would that appeal your childish desires?
Jason Watson
YOU ARE A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION, THEREFORE I SPAWNED SHIT POST
CHECKMATE FAGGOT
Alexander Murphy
NO YOU'RE GAY AND GROSS. HE'S REAL TO ME
Samuel Diaz
YOU ARE A PERSONALITY PROXY OF MINE GONE TOO FAR TOO!
NONE OF YOU ARE REAL!
>except you doe for real
I was never real user. Get over it you're only hurting yourself holding onto it.
Liam Russell
STOP GOING INTO THE ARCHIVE AND STEALING HIS PICS
Charles Carter
Not even me, for I am but a talking pear and you are a dinosaur asking for tree fiddy.
Austin Richardson
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Matthew Diaz
K
Austin Murphy
Nay, I am the real.
Joshua Reed
>chill out dude
Wrong file name faggot
Josiah Hughes
I can feel your seething butthurt from here. Way to drink the kool aid.
Leo Miller
DON'T FUCKING YOU ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'LL POST LIMP DICK IN DMS IF YOU YOU ME AGAIN
YOU ME ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ME ONE MORE TIME
Jace Garcia
STOP USING HE'S NAME NORMIE
Ian Kelly
HIS
Liam Howard
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Joshua Clark
Hmmmmm.. ok.. Can we summon the final boss of the internet?
Carson Richardson
I never got the change to say goodbye :(
Logan Jenkins
BRO
Liam Robinson
lole
Landon Lewis
wait, shit, wrong image.
Brody Howard
fuck, wrong image.
Joseph Brooks
Shit, wrong image.
Aaron Stewart
Dammit, wrong image.
Jayden Powell
So basically you used to troll like I do before I ever made it here?
Ryan Collins
fugg, wrong image.
Levi Rogers
I just want him back. I want the old Bant back.
David White
shidd, wrong image xdddddd
Lincoln Gonzalez
shit, wronge image.
Nolan Powell
fack, wrong image.
Bentley Sanders
fuck it, wrong image.
Oliver Williams
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Austin Scott
fork, wrong image.
Dylan Reyes
ugh, wrong image.
Nathan Morris
Lerl!
Yes. I've been pulling your bit since this places inception so what you've been attempting to do is old hat.
I'm 12 steps ahead of you at all times. I'm older, wiser and have been doing this a lot longer. I was shit posting with the best of them helping fuck with the Church of Scientology.
Joseph Torres
for fuck's sake, wrong image.
Gabriel Ortiz
dammit, again
Eli Martinez
dammit, wrong image
Cameron Lopez
fuck, again
Lucas Nguyen
dammit, not again
Xavier James
fuck this, wrong image
Evan Nelson
It never changed. What you felt was just a figment of your imagination from something new and exciting. It's still shit. It always was shit.
You just lost your idol believing he was something realer than he really was.
Didn't you notice that as I stopped coming here so too did SHIT POST?
Man you must be really unobservant.
Henry Reyes
dammit, not this again
William Jenkins
why do I even?
Joseph Scott
Her (female) on her knees, cradling your head with her thighs while she rides your face into complete Oblivion. The taste and smell of her estrogen enriched smegma leaving you looking like the horniest glazed donut to ever pop out of her oven.
Ethan Lopez
why do I even have this shit saved?
Lucas Kelly
fuck, not another wrong one
Noah Foster
shit, wrong image.
Luis Brooks
dammit, wrong iamge.
Isaiah Parker
I give.
Ryan Wood
FUCK YOU FAGGOT IM SICK OF YOUR LIES
Charles Murphy
here's a shit post
your mom
Juan Butler
Good long spree though
Brandon Ward
My fighting my homosex throughout my teenage years, without the denial and bargaining.
I don't ever wanna repeat those years.
Andrew Ward
One day you'll grow up and realize what this all was. Wake up from your dream user. I was never real just a composite of what bant wanted from the mind a man who aims to please.
Michael Brown
What his name if you really are him?
Charles Sanders
I kill the homogays
Jaxson Bailey
Found something random on the internet. This is a roll thread now.
Dylan Turner
rell threds r cuncer
rell
Carter Fisher
Nice try. Not doxxing myself for some shitty bait.
Brandon Reyes
Meh, negated.
Justin Jones
Samuel Morris
Wish! Don't tell anyone.
Anthony Rivera
I made it.
The [redacted] it is.
James Long
Same as mine, but you've gotten birth or rebith twice (4) might be a good time to stop that game though.
Lincoln Scott
I stopped playing when I made my wish.
Connor Garcia
I've received "thank you"s from 5 people in my today's mart trip.
Held the elevator doors for a lady with a baby carriage.
Held mart's doors on entering and exiting the mart for an old man, a couple of girls and a woman.
Even as an asocial autist as I am, shy enough to even reply anything to any of these "thank you"s other than with suppressed "mhm" and a polite little bow, I always try to help anyone around I can, even if it means just to hold the doors for someone passing behind me.
And with every "thank you" there's this pure, genuine and warm wave going through me every time.
And what's great too is that absolutely everyone says thanks for even this little help.
As silly and naive as it, unfortunately, sounds in nowadays's society — be kind, user. You will receive more kindness in return than you think. Every "thank you" makes me a little happier, and I hope it is so for you too.
Jose Gray
Good choice, me too but somewhat superstitious..
Michael Jenkins
Society.
Jace Richardson
That's what made it challenging and fun to be frank.
Mason Ortiz
Youre not him because he said his name before.
James Richardson
So uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rape is good