Y-y-you guys don't g-get it, d-do you?

Y-y-you guys don't g-get it, d-do you?
I'm the b-best poster and you know it.
Even my wife agrees.
The other posters c-can kiss my nerdy dinosaur ass.

(pic related because my wife.)

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fffinally

Not to brag by the way, but I'm just the true poster of Jow Forums.

P-proving so, I happen to do this for a very good reason.

Fun. Fun is the reason.

I only do it all for fun, not because I can.
Honestly, there are boring threads and I decided to make a non-boring one. With me in it.

Oh, and I give myself replies because nobody does. Not until about 10 minutes or something.

Now, about my wife.
She did everything that no mom could do.
She gave me the best love I never experienced before.

Probably more love than Toriel gave me. She gave me human caretaking.

In a different way :)

Alphys isn't real
Undertale is a game created by Toby Fox in 2016

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doesn't matter if she's real or not
and undertale was in 2015, actually

Anyway please call her your waifu as that is the proper term.

I misspelled it anyway.

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haha... 8:55... how funny. i saved time this time.

now it is 9:01 am. but should i really be counting??

Oh well, time to desperately ramble again.

So my """waifu""" is standing.

She's standing at a wall. Waiting for a god to protect us.
Although we aren't even in danger, haha.
So confusing.
Even the OP typing this is confusing too.

She's trying to be part of a religion. I have no problem with that but monsters don't even know what religion is...

I mean, don't they know that they have freedom?

(don't mind me, just walking.)
Don't they know any love?

Anyway, she stopped praying after 10 minutes.
I did not have the urge to say anything as I didn't want to interrupt her.

I don't know, she did nothing.

Haha.

She then proceeded to go on her 'social website'.

Talking to some skeleton frick. Not sans, though. Hehe.

AND OVER HERE COMES THE BIGGIE
REPASHOOZN' THIS SHIT OVER HERE COMES THE OILER
TRYNA LIQUIDATE THIS HERE

I repashooz'd before.

MUSCLING BEING IN THE ZONE BEING IN THE ZONE BEING IN THE MUSCLE MUSCLING IT OUT WITH THE BROS

I'LL MUSCLE YOU TO THE BONE

Cronching IT OUT WT

haha
"cronch"

IM GONNA RAPE THESE NIGGAS BUT THE HOMEBOYS BE LIKE:

YO THESE NIGGAS TRYNA RAPE US BUT WE BE LIKE:

STOP IN THE HOOD NAME OF THE SHAGGAS

What's a shagga kiddo

A SHAGGA IS WHAT I DO TO YOUR MOMMY

Good. She's not affected anyway.

>the zone
Get out of here Stalker

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SHE AFFECTED BY THE TYROOON

YO MOMMY BE LIKE ZOMG IT IS TYROOON

TYROON BE LIKE:

SHAGGA TIME

did tyroon get a coleg???

TYROOON BE LIKE:

YO HOMEBOYS WANNA SHAGGA SOME JIGGIES

WE BE LIKE

YEAH THE HOMEBOYS BE READY FO SHO

I swear, a jannie could save this board's life.

TYROOON BE LIKE:

JANNY AY GET OVER HERE FOR A SEC:

JANNY BE LIKE:

*SCHLORP*

ASRIEL BE LIKE:

GET FUCKING DABBED ON

*DABE*

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Story 1: Taken by the T-Rex

Drin is her tribe’s chief huntress; she lives for the thrill of the hunt. Men and sex hold no allure for her, as Drin has never found a partner to satisfy her. When a T-Rex descends upon her village, destroying it, Drin demands that the tribe’s hunters go in search of the beast and slaughter it. Opting for safety instead of revenge, the tribe moves to a new location, hoping that the big beast won’t follow them.

It does.

Drin taunts the beast, giving her tribes mates time to flee. As she runs, leading it through a gauntlet of traps, the thrill of the hunt soars through her blood, leaving her wet with desire. When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh.

Story 2: Predator and Prey

A beautiful young warrioress has honed her skill with a bow, dreaming of joining her tribe’s hunting party. Guided by a hunter one year her senior, she becomes one of the top hunters in her tribe and gets her wish.

She is elated when she is able to go on her first hunt, however her excitement soon turns to fear when she gets separated from her hunting party. What dangers await for her out in the wild where ferocious, man (and woman) eating dinosaurs roam?

Story 3: The Raptor’s Prize

A beautiful warrioress, unmatched in skill by any male in her tribe, save for her father, takes her place as one of the greatest hunters in the tribe. She is well respected among all the tribesmen and has even gained the attention of Bartrem, a fellow hunter. Life is wonderful for the young woman, until a raptor kills her love.

With vengeance on her mind, she strikes out, away from her fellow hunters, to kill the raptor that took the love of her life away from her. The only problem is, the raptor might be a little too much for her to handle…

Lies

nice trips...

haha, oh god.

Anyway, she was in a meeting with Toriel. About me having her as a waifu.

And wanna know what's weird? The nerd was trying to be calm about it.

Oh, didn't I already say that? I guess I don't know any bounds.

huh
oh yeah uhhhhhhh

How's your day going Asriel? Done anything fun?

Yes, I hung out with my waifu. Doing fun stuff.
I even recovered from that drunk thing.

That's good :)

still a bit confused on what to do though. even on the afternoon~

>lick all the door knobs
>microwave your shoes
>tip the microwave
>get shot

>quoting yourself

Actually, mostly quoting Belguim.

ah, seems a bit understandable now.

Would you rather I quote Mexico?

Nah, I'm not sure anymore.

er

I mean, this would've been better off as a fanfic. But after realizing this was just underappreciation... ha ha.... I'm not sure anymore.

Eh, fuck that shit.
Jow Forums did this to me, and I somehow gottta succeed.

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm already dead, god damn it.

I DON'T MEAN IN YOUR DELUSIONS, DIE FOR REAL BITCH

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Whatever.

don't ruin me and my waifu's fun.

Astro, yeah
Sun is down, freezin' cold
That's how we already know winter's here
My dawg would prolly do it for a Louis belt
That's just all he know, he don't know nothin' else
I tried to show 'em, yeah
I tried to show 'em, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Gone on you with the pick and roll
Young LaFlame, he in sicko mode
Woo, made this here with all the ice on in the booth
At the gate outside, when they pull up, they get me loose
Yeah, Jump Out boys, that's Nike boys, hoppin' out coupes
This shit way too big, when we pull up give me the loot
(Gimme the loot!)
Was off the Remy, had a Papoose
Had to hit my old town to duck the news
Two-four hour lockdown, we made no moves
Now it's 4AM and I'm back up poppin' with the crew
I just landed in, Chase B mixes pop like Jamba Juice
Different colored chains, think my jeweler really sellin' fruits
And they chokin', man, know the crackers wish it was a noose
Some-some-some, someone said
To win the retreat, we all in too deep
P-p-playin' for keeps, don't play us for weak (someone said)
To win the retreat, we all in too deep
P-p-playin' for keeps, don't play us for weak (yeah)
This shit way too formal, y'all know I don't follow suit
Stacey Dash, most of these girls ain't got a clue
All of these hoes I made off records I produced
I might take all my exes and put 'em all in a group
Hit my esés, I need the bootch
'Bout to turn this function to Bonnaroo
Told her, "Hop in, you comin' too"
In the 305, bitches treat me like I'm Uncle Luke
(Don't stop, pop that pussy!)
Had to slop the top off, it's just a roof (uh)
She said, "Where we goin'?" I said, "The moon"
We ain't even make it to the room
She thought it was the ocean, it's just the pool
Now I got her open, it's just the Goose
Who put this shit together? I'm the glue

Sicko mode is still gayy.

Go fuck your own face user.

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ALL ARE WELCOME IN THE ASYLUM. PEDOPHILES GET THE EXPRESS TICKET OUT THO.

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Honestly.

It refused.
>You rejected your human origins.
You're still there though.

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Oh no, I just felt dead but wasn't.

Suck my dick, stupid schizo defender

>Self loathing asylum resident.

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>I see you as being on a redemption arc.
I kept this hug so that I could give itbback yo you. I am proud of you.
>All seeing eye sees all.

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Off by 1

Lel

agh-

>Redemption arc.
Fuck the haters. I know who you were, but it doesn't matter. You're starting to make good posts. Would you mind if I dropped a metaphysical understanding copypastas here?

Fucking idiots, I want to destroy you both

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Seeing yourself and any others as an individual is a step to realizing perspective is a limitation almost impossibly hard to conquer.

Discovering the individual, yourself, is the next step towards the ability to understand perception.

Realizing individual understanding allows for the understanding of others through endless practice.

Understanding of others leads to an expanded perspective.

Discussing those perspectives leads to more perspectives being shared with you.

The above logic is a means to control your own chaos, instead of fighting the waves, let it take you to your destination and make do with what it gives you. When has brute force ever lead to the ultimate solution?

Seek not to become, but become what you are given.

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hmmm, maybe a copypasta would help-

We each deal with the world in our own way through the lens of our own perception. Though our perception is limited, this is all we know by default; our experiences and accumulated knowledge of outcomes to previous decisions. Alone, this can be a limiting factor. However when paired with many other perceptions, through the lens of dissonance, our individual perceptions can be advanced, evolved and adapted. These dialogues are essential to fully forment an matured world view and path forward to resolving the conflicts and issues that stand before us all on our path towards a better world for all life on Earth, universally. We, you and I are a sacred covenant between what has happened before and that which has yet to come to pass. Exponential collapsing possibilities principle. Every last possible choice you make in any given situation ha an innate effect on every other decision you will make. Drops on a water’s surface always create ripples throughout, no matter how minute. Each person should develope the patience to make time to meditate and clear their mind, lest they be overwhelmed and undisciplined in their philosophy. A calm mind prevails, and in order to quell their emotions we must be able to have a rational mindset if we are ever to advance as invividuals, and through that, as a species.. temperance, empathy and compassion should take center star in us all.. however, in it's most contrived notions it allows people to either endore monstrosity among humans, or allow one to group in the innocent among the monsters, becoming monsters themselves. They are to be dealt with as individuals. I am not here to tell you what do do, but the above is a logic trap I've seen many foiled by before. Polarization of a singular world view instead of trying to understand the issue. Dark and massive influence of the occult on modern media in ALL forms.

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woof

Die like the fucking dog you are

But I can't die, human.

your wife is a whore

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He doesn't even have a wife. He is just a stupid lying roleplaying autist.

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god fucking damn it adsojdwyadibihjdawkuiodjw

why would you marry a whore like this? gross dude

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because i don't wanna be fucking lonelyyyy :((

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i feel like i wanna commit bang head

what did he mean by this

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