Where are you at Jow Forums ?

Where are you at Jow Forums ?

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>Pass driving test
>At 20
Britcucks I swear

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Working full time without a car? Kek

My favorite is move out, and start renting 2 years later. Am I supposed to live on the street instead?

>Passing a driving test at 20
Fuck zoomers,

>earning $40k at 37

Is that a joke or something?

29
still need that kiss

>ULTIMATE GUIDE TO LIFE
>buys first not only flat, but HOUSE with less than average wage while paying for an infant's care
:^)

That's £40k.

£40k. no :(

I think it's to imply that you share rent with a friend
Still stupid, especially since it suggests that moving in with a girl a year after you get your own place is at all the smart thing to do. And who retires at 60? You would have to strike it a lot richer than £40,000 at age 40 to be able to do that

>earn an 'average wage'
>buy house
>buy new car
>start earning 40k a year

woo isn't property fuckexpensive in bongland?

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boomer shit

This. Literally all graphs like this on how young people should live are pants on head retarded and out of touch to the most extreme degree.

Even at $52k USD is that really an end goal? Kind of thing?

>full time job
what if you go to uni?

26 looking at second house, waiting on second child. This list is for neets.

that's why 'buy first car' is at the same time

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Lol holy shit I'm 10 years lagging, haven't even passed 'holiday with friends'.
Shocking, right?

Its like that in all white countries now
Boomers had no idea how lucky they were to be able to buy cheap property and have the added bonus of not living near non whites

no matter how many times I see this I always laugh my biscuits off
>buying a new house every five years
>renting with partner and getting engaged at the same time
>buying first car at 22 not 16/17
>earning an average wage, several years later start earning 40k a year

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In my room, comfy. Why?

I'm 19, got my first kiss with 19, got laid with 19, i bought my first car for 6k€ with 19, i had my first holiday with a friend with 19
Over all its been a good year.
And i still got 10 days to go before i turn 20

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just yuropoor things

>Get engaged
>Wait two years to get married
>Only have two children
>'average wage' at 30
>'Buy a brand new car' is a step to living the ultimate life
>'Think about starting a business' at 35
>'Move to second house'
>'Start earning 40k' at 37
>Contributing to the housing jew at 39
What is this cancerous boomer shit?

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22 years old. Earning 52k usd a year.
Still no gf.

What year was this made?

I had a few girlfriends and I moved out. I don't think I will ever do the rest, though.

first kiss at 15? s-slow down senpai

t. 31

Google says 2015
You can't blame inflation or the recession, they limbo champion level standards

I'm at 25 running my own business. Yet unmarried or children. Waiting at least till 30. Is this the average wagecucks slave graph?

still waiting for the first kiss

They're come up with and approved by boomer marketing agencies. For boomers it was that easy. I wish I could have stumbled forward into bigger and better things my whole life without having to REALLY work for it so they instill that shitty attitude in their kids in a world where their kids can't afford to do what they did.

I'm 39 and I'm looking at buying rental properties..
I hate this society. I hate that I'm forced to walk this boring shitty life path.
I never wanted this shit, I never dreamed of most of the shit on that path, but if you don't follow it, you end up homeless or a failure.
Every attempt of mine to step off that shitty path has cost a lot..
I was looking at buying farmland, to get out of the suburbs, trying to get self sufficient, but it's so expensive. No matter that I have a house with no mortgage, no matter that I have no debt in general, no matter that i make really good money... It's just ridiculously expensive.
The middle class is a trap guys. It sucks your soul and you can't get off this shitty, boring faggy life path shit.

>First kiss
No
>First full time job
No
>Pass driving test
Yes
>First holiday with friends
No
>First car
No
>Move out
Yes
>Holiday with partner
No
>Be best man
No
>Rent on your own
Yes
>Engaged
No
>Rent with partner
No
>Married
No
>Buy flat
No
>Child
No
>First house
No
>Earn average wage
No
>Second child
No
>Brand new car
No
>Become manager
No
>Think about starting a business
No
>Second house
No
>Two holidays per year
No
>40k a year
No
>Property to let
No
>Retire
Yes

I had a job at 15 before i had my first kiss. The rest of this list seems like a random arrangement of life events. This is stupid and is in no way indicitive of real life.

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Driving in the UK is inconceivable to burgers. The test is much harder. You are effectively expected to fail at least once. The roads are most often two thirds to half as narrow, and the majority of people park on the curb necessitating far more meeting scenarios. 15mph over the limit is not the norm as speeding cameras are everywhere.

i'm at Jow Forums

>he takes life advice from a .jpg file

I'm 18 and still kissless

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