Oh yes.
Jow Forums is /yes/
S-so, what I did today was pretty weird.
My goat mom... as usual, gave me a pie, and then I went to bed. Dreamed about someone special, and yeah... a human was just standing by on the flowers, creepily.
These feelings, lol. They are weird.
But I don't know what else happened, because I was knocked out.
That's how I'd like to shorten it off with, humans.
>pic unrelated
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i'm sorry if i rambled
just this, in case.
You're precious
t-thanks
Oh, fuck me.
I also went sicko mode on another person today. :(
Why do you keep larping as a shizo? What's the point of this act?
BECAUSE IT FEELS SAFER TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Safer than what?
Safer than all of these meaningless and boring threads
What is dangerous about a thread?
ha, i'm afraid i might be either ignored or just replied with something salty.
i don't know, my man.
it can happen in any thread, even this one
agh... it's just hard that i have to do this everyday
congrats, myself, i don't know what i did
UWEEE
Yeah this marks my first time doing this.
It's like, you treat me as a nobody
And I don't know why you do it to anybody
GET THAT BUMPIN STARTED
BECAUSE I'M GOING ON A FUCKING RIDE WITH MY WAIFUUUU
Ralsei please either participate in threads or fuck off. Even if you get shit on it's better than making the board more shit with your cancerous threads.
Talk with kureizy bumstead or me. Sure we're the worst posters but.... but you're getting there my man.
I'm sorry i just feel high :((
Leave him be.
I took drugs unironically.
reminder that asriel is a degenerate furry who faps to undertale porn
also please sage whenever you reply to his dumb threads
sage is a dumb word like you
go watch some more cartoon lizard porn you freak
what does your mother think if your disgusting fetish? if she finds out I bet she will throw you out on the streets to die cold, hungry and alone. You will probably end up there anyways once she dies since you are too retarded to take care of yourself.
Oh my gosh you're so stupid
she does not giving a fuck
And? Nigga I take drugs every day even at work. Drugs are no excuse for autism. Shit fampai I'm lit right now.
since when are drugs used as an excuse
Never. If you take drugs keep your autism to yourself in a room with headphones.
Come on ralsei I wanna try to be your homie but you make it hard nigga.
well, my "niggah". it's hard for someone to find a homie and i wanna try too
so sorry for this, my man. it's just hard to even find a way
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what is le cock?
you ya cock
Step yo game up nigga. There's plenty of homies here ready to ride and I gave you a gang of niggas that post up in bant. Relax and have a conversation g.
There's a whole world in here fampai.
If you want homies go get them :100:
For now you mah nigga. Catch you on the block after work nigga. Don't let nobody catch you lackin.
youtu.be
good point. haha...
oh man, i feel wasted. haha.
i'm just gonna return later
h
officially back, i don't know why i bother
no no you go and do other things, Jow Forums is going anywhere
i already did other things. it's just hard to get off
Yep. I'm here forever. Mwahahahaha.
real real real niggeh hours
Why?
>fur id
also because i cannot proceed to leave this hell.
Ah shit, you're right. Fur ID indeed.
hm
page 2.
this is like leaving a thread behind
Seeing as I've got Hong Kong's ID, I might as well follow in his actions.
behind
sure thing, fellow bucko~
Oh, wait. I noticed your ID.
OUI ID
i thought i had a goat id fffffuck
Seems not.
I'm trying to not get nervous h
SUDDENLY SPIDERS
i bet your parents are proud of ya, human.
I stopped paying their bills when I got my own house. I imagine someone doing better than them would make them proud, yes.
>that looks like something hongkong would post
>lol hongkong is a vpn nigger lol
>ID?
>fucking
oh yeah yeah
boredom gets the best of me.
dont worry we know.
eventually the entirety of Jow Forums will just namefag asriel and burn down
Oh, but it is. I got it from here and didn't even change the filename.
archive.nyafuu.org
wow what a based thread
since you saved it you basically are a degen too lolo
I just want to see fat asses
i'll see about that
yeah, a based thread that isn't cringe.
I collected it specifically for that reply, but sure. Now my computer has the furfaggotry and will redirect me to Sonic websites whenever I look for porn.
bad luck, sonic porn is fuckin rancid
I may be a degenerate too but its mostly for fat girls
What do i make of this? :((
Then I'll have to become a fat girl. HRT medicine and bacon for dinner.
I dated two trans "girls"
Despite trying my best I was called a "cis male" like 12 times and degraded to shit for no reason. They also suck dick at 3rd Strike.
Second one was okay but I assume it was because they didn't do HRT.
HRT is for lame humans.
I only got it once, but that was only to stop myself from making those fucking awful jokes lmao
I miss when he ran fast
He was a proud virgin.
you do know theres an assload of other nerds like you who would give you tons of attention on /trash/
giggled
I guess that's what happens if you don't run fast enough.
eh, i don't feel like going to /trash/
it feels a bit... lame
Exactly, you'd be perfect!
/trash/ has fat threads.
but I just remembered something really important, and its that furries are painful to deal with.
all we ever get are sarcastic fat cirnos
ha. ha ha..... haha... i forgot what to say now, humans.
my junk got stolen though since yesterday. haha.
do it nerd, show us those buttcheeks or weenie.
sure~
oh shit it worked
oops my finger slipped
the Jow Forums catalog makes me confused sometimes.
maybe you should
WAAAAAOOOOHHH
I already woah'd to another perso-
i need an ETA on eating that ass
i thought you already ate ass... hmmmmmm
hold on, i'm gonna get something to control my anxiety
okay so, do you need/want someone to talk to for real or something?
i don't know
i wasted my minutes on this
maybe i'd talk for a bit-
nevermind.
hot
but yeah Asriel should just be a /b/ porn dumper
But I do not want to save porn.
Only a fool would do that, and dump their frickin' porn on /b/. So laaaame, human.