Does Jow Forums have any experience with prostitutes?

Does Jow Forums have any experience with prostitutes?
From the age of 18 until the age of 21, I had this 9/10 brunette whom I would visit on occasion - she would suck my cock whilst fingering my ass.
Best of all, whenever I would cum, she would look deep into my eyes and utter the following: "I've been a good girl, huh?"
God, I miss her.

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>paying for something you can get for free so long as you can fog a mirror

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>Being willing to subjugate oneself to the ramblings of a woman on a daily basis, merely for sex.

BASED

>implying any man actually pays attention
Nigga get a ratchet and kick her ass to the curb when you're done. Fr fampai you suck at trappin. I could get my dick sucked by a ratchet negress right now and dispose her like a razor.
You're just lazy nigga.

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How flavourful. Are you capable of speaking proper English?

oh yes, i had an experience with a prosty.
i um
i boned her

Are you? Because I got 2 tricks wit me right now. If you knew how to talk to people you could have disposable bitches too.

Amusing.

dide that's epic

Better than undertale.

I am a complete virgin, sorry

disgusting.

Sex is overrated

Really?

You're excused.

>>Virgin?
What is that? What does it taste like?

Virgin oil.
Are you a virgin too?

>paying to wet the dick

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Obviously not, asshole

extramarital sex is a sin
enjoy being tormented in hell

Mrs. Normie is going to be all :(

was she the one that got away

This though. Either method is acceptable, but one must be chosen. Spend money or submit to the mundane onslaught of a woman's bullshit while playing the role she needs you to so she can feel sexually attracted to you. Never do both.