>mfw low IQ brainlet

Guys, I need help. I'm a neet that hasn't left his house in months. I'm getting old (22) with every year playing vidya and shitposting on the net. I'm gonna die alone. Is there a way for me to get money without having to work a pesky job or get a proper education since I'm a brainlet and a lazy cunt. Is there a golden ticket to good life? Some may say to stream or become a youtuber but I'm not entertaining, plus I don't know english. What should I do user?
>inb4 kill myself
That I'll do at 30

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should be my friend since we both poorlacks then we will think of something together

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Where are you from mate?

>I don't know english

Are you translating everything from polish that you write on Jow Forums?

szczecin but i might be moving just dont know where cos it doesnt matter to me just wanna acquire a friend somewhere then move closer to them cos im retarded

learn programming and work from home

Any degrees?

Nah, I just can't type in a way that would make sense. Most of my sentences are short, written in a basic english. It doesn't bit me in the ass here but I can't imagine having a proper conversation outside of Jow Forums
I live close to Warsaw. I wanna move to the city and do something there but I know it won't work out for me. I need like 3k to find a flat and pay for a first month of renting
I'm too stupid for that
nope, only high school

I'm a neet as well, so I can't help
That's what I thought lol

>I'm too stupid for that
Programming is easy, user. Indian street shitters do it. Why can't you?

Because I'm retarded

So you have no skills, no brain power, no dedication, nothing? Surely there must be something you can do.

warsaw is weird idk if i could manage living there but i am at the stage of looking for compatible people to become friends and move somewhere together so renting shit is more affordable and living together would be easier if mutual interests
wez namiary pdoaj

You don't need to learn programming to sell programming services just take the orders for a high price pay some random indian developer a fraction of the original price and claim the work as yours if everything goes right and you don't fuck up everything you'll be rich in no time

Pain should be avoided because it avoids pleasure, which is the pleasure of natural things (these are those that do not exhaust themselves when they are made and that supplement themselves for their continuation and improvement of health, being an example of honest work and sowing) you get to vice, which inevitably becomes insufficient to delight.
Therefore, delight is preferable to vice because vice does not replace itself, but destroys the things it feeds on and its pleasures become insufficient to satisfy itself. Therefore it is assumed that the dissatisfaction left by vice is no more than the pursuit of delight in the natural things that all creatures also seek. So the vice must either prohibit or teach as avoidable, being the pursuit of their pleasures synonymous with destruction, suffering and finally the satiety and death.
But what is vice?
If vice is all that leads to destruction, suffering and death, then everything is vice;

breathing oxidizes the cells of the body, making them age, the planting ends either by depleting the nutrients of the earth, or by supplying so many living beings that the food is exhausted and everyone dies, philosophical meditation leads finally to frustration, food, When it is served, it becomes dull, intercourse with the same partner leads to indifference and frustration, intercourse with many couples leads to illness and constant abandonment, and likewise, all the actions of the human being end in their own death. The old monks, the virtuous men who stood firm supposedly forever, would also end up surrendering if their life lasted long enough. Examining each and every effort of man gives the same result and conclusion; all the efforts of man eventually end, all his creations end up destroying And what we believed was eternal? What about nature, which according to saintly savors always supplements, never ends, and is it in all its efforts opposed to vice? Well, it is not. His ways, like those of man, lead to death, all his trajectories have an end. All the stars finish bursting swallowing to their planets, and the dust that they leave, that although, certainly it forms new stars due to the gravity, these suffer of the same destiny; for there is an even inexplicable force that spreads these and makes them tear slowly. This force is linear and unstoppable and will end up increasing so much that all gravity will be torn apart, and everything that exists will be separated so that only tiny articules floating solitary in the emptiness remain. They are also all the companies of man. The population grows exponentially without restraint, and by logic it will end up exhausting the resources of the earth that was supposed to be eternal and imperturbable in its perfect cycle.

In short, all things are ephemeral, everything we do will be forgotten, and everything we create will be swallowed up by the ground. Death comes to all things, and nothing they do will change this fact. The legacies, the doctrines, the great nations, the imposing monuments, the innumerable races and their legends will be erased from the universe in the same way that the drawings on the beach are erased when the way goes up. Nothing lasts, nothing stays, the whole story is linear, and what went away will never come back. Everything we do in our lives, whether to prolong them or anything outside of them, is ultimately useless.

I mean I don't even have a proper passions outside of vidya and history. For the past few years since I had graduated high school I've been finding a new vidya or online "community" or whatever you wanna call it. Even now, it's my 10th or so day into skyrim modding. I had no previous experience or interest with it yet I've spent hours everyday trying to fix mod configs, learn all the stuff, programs etc like some full autismo.
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do security work

you can sit infront of some monitors and can do whatever while working.

I don't like using other people for my own success

I feel like I'd blow my brains out. I want to find a meaning in my life but still have it easy. I know it's paradox and I'm retarded to even type it here but that's my brain. My ancestors fought through true horrors and I'm here - sitting in front of my old pc screen doing fuck all with myself.

You're not using anyone in fact you're giving them a job and you can pay them as much as you see fit
>a fair trade if you ask me
it's your choice m8

just dab on life

what if life dabs back at me?

dont let life see that you are dying inside

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What if I'm dying inside and outside since I look like shit?

i dont know, you and i are basically in the same boat, except im one year older, and i just dont care about anything anymore

I was the same until I've talked a trap online and somehow got into thinking about my life again. I was so ready to just live like a insect until I can and then just seduko before the old age

You have to accept something you don't want to accept because it sucks. It's that simple. If it werent, you wouldn't be in the position you are now.

Programming works if you consistently sacrifice pleasure for knowledge, security or military careers work if you sacrifice pleasure for consistent work ethic and possibly your life, criminal prospects like drug dealing or prostitution work if you sacrifice your morality and possibly your life, or you could sacrifice time and pleasure for an actual education or small business because this work too. No matter what though, you'll never be able to get by without suffering in ways you don't want to, and thats the truth. Even if you don't choose and end up remaining a neet, you'll be shamed by everyone including your family, live a lonely life of nihilistic depression and escapism, and never be able to live a life with any real sustainable meaning.

Living a life worth living requires sacrifice in the name of meaningful responsibility, and the most basic form of these sacrifices is sacrificing the pleasure of the present moment for the sake of a better future, starting now.

There is no easy way out of this. No golden ticket. No lucky break. Lazy, risk averse brainlets are sacrificed into a world of suffering by society, and for good reasons that you probably don't understand.

what about doing things at your own pace, instead of stressing about getting old? take baby steps

doing things on my own pace is not doing them at all. I always had big "dreams" but I have never done anything with them. I can talk all I want but a new day rises I'm never able to get my shit together

>I always had big "dreams" but I have never done anything with them
at least you have something you want to achieve, i have no dreams whatsoever
>I can talk all I want but a new day rises I'm never able to get my shit together
i know how you feel, but dont try to change everything at once, because thats gonna be very stressful

Dude, I can have million plans for the future yet it doesn't mean I'm gonna do anything. Gonna just sit in my room and act like a retard here on Jow Forums all day long, every day

well nothing is gonna change unless you do something about it
something that helped me alot was personal development, i really recommend it

Yeah, I'd love to get someone to work out with. I just have the worst personality. Not many people stand me, desu I haven't even talked to my old wow friends in some time now. I literally can go for a week or so without saying a sngle word to someone.I live with my mom, and something I just sit in my room locked in. Bless that woman, I love her so much and I feel sorry for her for having such a worthless child.
A week or so ago, while I was talking with my mom I forgot a polish word for "beans". After my mom helped me with it, I've forgotten a god damn FASOLA 2 times again in a swan of 10m. I really think I'm starting to lose my mind.

>I haven't even talked to my old wow friends in some time now. I literally can go for a week or so without saying a sngle word to someone
>I really think I'm starting to lose my mind
damn i am just like that, i avoided everyone i talk to online for over 4 months or something

My old wow friends don't know my actual situation. They know I don't have a job but I would never tell them about my problems, like never. I've talked to some people on Jow Forums trying to get my true thoughts out but most of the time they will just stop responding. I don't blame them, who would want to hear something talk about themselves.
Are your swedish gibs good? I have never taken money from the government so I cant even compare

>They know I don't have a job but I would never tell them about my problems, like never. I've talked to some people on Jow Forums trying to get my true thoughts out but most of the time they will just stop responding
i never talk to anyone about these things anymore
>Are your swedish gibs good?
i live with my parents

>i never talk to anyone about these things anymore
Yeah, I should stop making those cringy posts here, I just always have hopes for someone to become my friend. God, I sound like a such faggot rn
>i live with my parents
Same, I live with my mom. I'm like a cancer on her life.

*don't mind the new ip, you know how it works here in eu

>22
Get a load of this scrub

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based

you seem to hate yourself a lot

Yeah, why wouldn't I? Do you like yourself the way currently are?

You seem similar to me
Wanna be friends?

i used to hate myself too, but personal development taught me not to

lol, someone in this thread asked me to be "friends". After few messages he stopped responding so you know.

What do you mean by that?

You are probably that guy desu, having a giggle since I act like a faggot.

Nope, I'm probably a much bigger faggot than you
Do you have telegram? Discord is kinda gay

maybe it sounds retarded, but it teaches you how to stop worrying as much, love yourself, not in a narcissistic way and to stop thinking negatively about yourself, etc

>telegram
Nope, got only disco and kik if you prefer it
I don't want to judge but what's the point in trying to fix how I feel about myself when I'm still the same shitty, ugly, degenerate person as before? I'm happy it worked for you swedish bro but there is no way it could for me. I'd love to work my boddy into some shape but I'd never go to a gym alone. I just want to have someone to hang out, go out and don't feel like that one weird guy who always sitting alone, doing his stuff.

Hey, I used to feel like that too about a year ago (I'm 24 rn). But sorted out my shit and I'm learning Ruby and digital drawing while working from 9 to 6. I just said "Fuck it" and started working on new skills. You can do it man, don't give up.

unless you have big tits and become a titty streamer on twitch or some shit no life sucks bro, get used to it

Good job mate, it's nice to see some people who got their stuff done.

Alright, I'll message you, but I'm warning you now, I usually don't get along with other Poles on the internet

if you aren't a commie or something then we are good

>I just want to have someone to hang out, go out and don't feel like that one weird guy who always sitting alone, doing his stuff.
oh, i just really hate having to talk to people or be around them, i abandon a lot of friends i meet online

You see, most folks abandon me.

Dudes, thanks for hanging out with me. Gonna go to bed and bust a nut to some trap porn. If this thread survives to tomorrow I'll respond when I wake up. Take care

>22
>old

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why does this thread exist? why can't it GO AWAY?

damn now i became the bad guy

not really my dude hes just being a drama queen

If there was a golden ticket to a good life, other people would have taken it long before you have. You can try your best to turn your life around by going out and getting a job, talking to people, and being truly greatful for the life you have been given.

i am so baked i dont even know what im saying anymore