help i was playing around with a padlock and my foreskin has a hole in it and while playing with the padlock and locked it to my foreskin and i just realized i don't have a key what do i do
Help i was playing around with a padlock and my foreskin has a hole in it and while playing with the padlock and locked...
Benjamin Jones
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Aiden King
dumb eskimo
Daniel Parker
no but seriously tell me how to take this padlock off because if i can't take it off i have an idea to become a super hero and start running around thrusting at villains with my penis at high speeds and hitting them over the head with the metal padlock
Aiden Hall
take it off
Tyler Taylor
I think I you should ask at the local police station.
Parker Allen
Bolt cutter??
Hunter Fisher
the last time i went to the police station the police officer was an old bully from teenage years and he called me a pervert and the other police officers taped me to an inverted cross and took turns slapping my ass with an electric flyswatter
thats a death metal band moron
Colton Lopez
Great, I think they made an eroge of your daily life in Canada lole
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Josiah Watson
was your uncle the sheriff
Colton King
3 cups iron oxide, 1 cup aluminum powder, and ignite with a magnesium strip and a blowtorch
Samuel Brown
Why is there a hole in your foreskin?
William Richardson
that’s thermite and it needs a lot of energy to ignite
Nathan Gonzalez
Oh hey it was updated
Christopher Hall
I heard from dedicated threads it is possible to become an arch demon/succubus after getting deflowered as purest angel. I managed staying pure virgin until the last day before the first winter holydays, there was no way out anymore, lole. When a next update rolls out I will try to force the transformation from fallen angel to demon.
Brayden Ross
when i was a baby my uncle converted to judaism and tried to convert my parents to judaism and they almost agreed but had a change of heart and stopped after the jewish doctor put a knife right in my foreskin
Tyler Morgan
ITT: underrated consumables
Levi Sullivan
kot thread now
Xavier Diaz
>call a locksmith
>make sure hes not gay
on the other hand you can try to pull that shit out, skin is pretty strong
Benjamin Hall
tfw no foreskin
Jaxson Scott
>my foreskin has a hole in it
wat
Ryan Peterson
why the fuck were you putting your foreskin near a god damn lock and how the hell does the foreskin have a hole in it that shouldnt happen
truly an idiot, OP is
Jace Nelson
world's worst chastity cage
Austin Anderson
Did someone say foreskin
Ryder Murphy
make him proud
Carter Garcia
Try the trick where you slip a part of a can into the U shped part hole to physically unlock it
Luke Adams
>what do i do
Post pic O////W////O
Adam Hill
Do you have a hacksaw
Leo Anderson
i got the lock off by using the "vinegar method" but now my willy is shriveling line a raisin help
Lincoln Brooks
no
suffer
Julian Sanchez
i think my willy is infected
Ian Hill
this shit better be real