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Peeing while sitting is Fash
Jack Peterson
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Lucas Cruz
Only tiny willy men can do this.
Dylan Kelly
Stand for your country, stand for your people, stand for yourself.
Caleb Jenkins
It's not fash. It's the feminization of men. Just clean up after yourself and stop being a lazy fuck.
Owen Campbell
>obvious lefties are obvious
Daniel Cruz
Landon Clark
You guys are all shills. When I piss sitting down I shove my wife’s sons hairbrush up my ass.
Bentley Cruz
Even with 100% perfect aim, the force of your urine hitting the water WILL cause tiny droplets to splash out and get on the side of the toilet/floor/walls/anything near the bowl. I urinate sitting in my toilet at home so I don't have to clean it as often, I sit at my friends and family's houses as a courtesy, and stand in pubic bathrooms.
Grayson Adams
when i have to poop i will pee sitting down but i have to hold my dick a certain way to keep it from touching the bowl
Dylan Long
>discord trannies screencaping their own posts
Blake Myers
The only people I see in real life who proudly proclaim they never sit down to pee are low-T pussyboys who have no other masculine virtues to show off.
Sebastian Long
You should stand on your head with it in the toilet while pissing and shitting, don't forget to flush by keeping the head and the rest in there.
Gabriel King
last time i had to piss standing down i was so drunk that i couldnt stand up.
only pussies piss sitting down. i dont care who you are.
you should wipe your dick off with toilet paper while you're at it. fucking leftist faggots.
Liam Ward
Oh my goodness!
Logan Evans
That's called gay sorry
Jordan Ward
That's why you aim at the side of the bowl you disgusting sprinkler
Hudson Moore
Pretty based but still pee pee poo poo sitting
Jaxon Clark
>shit standing
Okay - slide thread, but I laughed.
Brody Harris
>pee standing up, goy
>you can get back to work quicker
>you’ll spend less time using the restroom and more time working to increase my profits
Evan Davis
Baste
Caleb Perez
>implying no one wastes time on pol at work
Joshua Evans
That still presupposes 100% perfect aim. The first and last drops are never inline with the rest of the stream.
Jayden Smith
Should I pee standing up before I take a poop? how does this work?
Logan Nelson
Sit, pee, poop
Sebastian Young
No, dual release is a wonderful feeling a d should be embraced
It's almost as good as Cumming and farting simultaneously
Josiah Hill
Eli Nelson
>that feel when you need to puke but you also have diarrhea
Jason Green
This, I'm not even hung like a horse and it's still impossible for me to pee while sitting.
Colton Diaz
Might as well stay seated to pee like a woman, you wipe your ass sitting down like a woman too
Ryder Williams
>canada
Kevin Hill
Pissing how a man wants is a God given right whether it's on the grass, in the sink, standing up, or sitting down. God Bless America.
Blake Taylor
(((Sitting to piss)))
Nathan Howard
So... women are fash now? Ok, thanks. You can go now.
Justin Nguyen
Landon Richardson
Cameron Lewis
Nvm I'll piss while suspended in air from now on
Nathaniel Martin
>that feel when you puke while diarrheaing all over your sisters bathroom floor, only to go back to bed and leave her to clean it up
Justin Allen
Why haven't we meme'd that Kikes pee while sitting?
Ethan Evans
Absolutely based. Thot obliterated
Oliver Martinez
>not peeing in the sink
>not peeing in your yard
sage
Ian Barnes
NOU
Lincoln Morris
...user...
Asher Gutierrez
I see your metaphor. Kill altruism.
Angel Price
So.. you shit standing up?
Owen Cox
Do you poo while standing?
Austin Peterson
Bruhowulf...
Jason Ortiz
hey that was my post in OPs pic.
Levi Cox
If you aren't already doing this, you definitely need to start. It's healthy, good for your digestion and bowel movements and it's also very alpha. A sign of dominance, as it were. I've been doing it since 2011.
Wyatt Sullivan
The only time I have ever sat down to piss, is when I felt that a number 2 was imminent and it turned out to be a false alarm. Any other reason, and you're a literal faggot.
Nolan Jackson
I was hoping you'd stop by
Jose Morris
A leaf posting a native born leaf
Gai
Christopher Carter
Is that you Marcus?
Gabriel Ramirez
Is that you Marcus??
Juan Sanders
I only ever piss and shit while squatting on my neighbours porch
Ryan Bell
i pee while sitting down because my belly fat blocks the view of my penis when i stand up. it's pretty nice.
Adrian Reed
>implying I give a fuck about putting my cock in the toilet water and pissing while shitting
Camden Watson
How do we know you’re not a tranny from Discord?
Kayden Jones
Don’t you guys have a balcony in your toilets so when you shit you’re forced to admire your turd before it can be flushed away?
Hudson Long
I took a footlong, intact, shit today plus additional orbital pieces after drinking a large iced coffee with cream. Feelsgood
Andrew Turner
BTDT
Grayson Thompson
drinking a smoothie right now, usually gives me massive shits, looking forward to it.
Nicholas Robinson
Fucking juicy. I do the same so my shits get fucking massive.
Adam Sanders
My toilet doesn't have a balcony but it does have a sliding door and a nice view of the back yard
Parker Baker
If it hits the bottom of the bowl and surfaces above the water, Ginsburg officially dead by April 7th
Screen dis
Nathaniel Kelly
>dunking your donger in toilet water
Gross
Jacob Flores
Based and poopilled
Brayden Barnes
FUCK JANNIES