Ask the last heterosexual on r/banter anything

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I'm not ready to answer any questions

how was your day

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I was referring to myself

But you aren't hetero

Very good thanks
Had to prevent faggots from sucking my dick but I got most of them

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I am, faget

I thought we agreed that you would refer to me as sweetheart leaf.
Pretty good. My afternoon nap was interrupted by squirrels fighting over territory in the attic though. But yeah, aside from that I'm feeling pretty good.
Stop pretending to be me.

When will you notice that you are gay?

>most of them

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>Nickname: FAGapore
A true hetero wouldnt call himself a fag, fag

Probably never, since I'm not gay.

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Sorry sweetheart leaf but you have the big gay
not gay
mhm?

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wasn't asking you lole but that's nice user glad to hear

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I answered your summon out of courtesy. If you're going to impersonate me, I'm going to start ignoring you.
Then don't ask questions in a thread about asking me questions.

kill yourself

>not being confident enough in your sexuality to call yourself a fag
Lmao@this closet homo

who are you to take my title

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I thought you left for a different subreddit.

Can't.It's a sin
If you want to pretend to be not gay you can go ahead but we all know who is the true last straight of banter

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Fair enough but let me ask you this one last question. If you're hetero, and I'm hetero, then how come you're the last hetero on r/banter?

I’m bored

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Alright. Since OP is being a faggot and I didn't get my afternoon nap, I am going to do as I had originally planned before my summons and go to sleep. Goodnight anons.

A straight man
Prove you are

Sleep tight don't let the bad bugs bite

goodnight fagheart leaf

I ejaculate inside women's vaginas every day

Also my dick's rock solid when I see a fine young lady ( above the age of 18 of course)

ewww you make indirect contact with dicks daily

That's where you're wrong my Asian friend, I only fuck virgins

>fucking someone who likes guys
Wow that's reallllyyy gay

I only fuck lesbians

fine we can be the last two heteros on bant

Salut

Do you actually enjoy monster energy drinks or are you just being an ironic boomer poster.

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My gf is from Singapore!

i have become asexual after I realized that no person will ever love me