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Ask the last heterosexual on r/banter anything
Jordan Rogers
Connor Flores
I'm not ready to answer any questions
Jayden Long
how was your day
Caleb Gomez
I was referring to myself
Christopher James
But you aren't hetero
Easton Ramirez
Very good thanks
Had to prevent faggots from sucking my dick but I got most of them
Jose Morales
I am, faget
Anthony Hall
I thought we agreed that you would refer to me as sweetheart leaf.
Pretty good. My afternoon nap was interrupted by squirrels fighting over territory in the attic though. But yeah, aside from that I'm feeling pretty good.
Stop pretending to be me.
Landon Lewis
When will you notice that you are gay?
Joshua Lopez
>most of them
Tyler Rogers
>Nickname: FAGapore
A true hetero wouldnt call himself a fag, fag
Jeremiah Gray
Probably never, since I'm not gay.
Aaron Jenkins
Sorry sweetheart leaf but you have the big gay
not gay
mhm?
Lucas Wright
wasn't asking you lole but that's nice user glad to hear
Brody Ross
I answered your summon out of courtesy. If you're going to impersonate me, I'm going to start ignoring you.
Then don't ask questions in a thread about asking me questions.
Henry Anderson
kill yourself
Brandon Brooks
>not being confident enough in your sexuality to call yourself a fag
Lmao@this closet homo
Gavin Peterson
who are you to take my title
Camden Wright
I thought you left for a different subreddit.
Lincoln Anderson
Can't.It's a sin
If you want to pretend to be not gay you can go ahead but we all know who is the true last straight of banter
Ethan Jackson
Fair enough but let me ask you this one last question. If you're hetero, and I'm hetero, then how come you're the last hetero on r/banter?
Julian Brown
I’m bored
Caleb Carter
Alright. Since OP is being a faggot and I didn't get my afternoon nap, I am going to do as I had originally planned before my summons and go to sleep. Goodnight anons.
Brody Butler
A straight man
Prove you are
Thomas Morgan
Sleep tight don't let the bad bugs bite
Jose Gomez
goodnight fagheart leaf
Jack Cooper
I ejaculate inside women's vaginas every day
Luis Garcia
Also my dick's rock solid when I see a fine young lady ( above the age of 18 of course)
Parker Jackson
ewww you make indirect contact with dicks daily
Sebastian Scott
That's where you're wrong my Asian friend, I only fuck virgins
Brayden Edwards
>fucking someone who likes guys
Wow that's reallllyyy gay
Joseph Green
I only fuck lesbians
Jordan Cook
fine we can be the last two heteros on bant
Wyatt Rodriguez
Salut
Juan Hill
Do you actually enjoy monster energy drinks or are you just being an ironic boomer poster.
Robert Rodriguez
My gf is from Singapore!
Joshua Green
i have become asexual after I realized that no person will ever love me