ITT post rare wagies. Get in here NEETS

get better soon user

Here you go user

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on the bright side, dying means you never have to work again

get better but not too soon so that you may enjoy being a neet for as long as possible

Get well soon user

Get well soon user. Sorry to hear you have cancer. Hopefully its not at a high stage.

Nope. I only post on phones

I'm not mad at you NEETs, in fact, I am infinitely jealous of your seemingly inexaustable free time. It's a luxury I will only be able to experience only in death.

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dave looks ike he likes meth

Based walmart poster. Whats your story? I always see you around these wagie threads. Are you at work right now?

Lmao

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Got sacked from my wagie job yesterday. Keep the memes coming lads I want to collect as many as possible to post a fresh thread after I sleep in on Monday morning.

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wingsofredemption in the back

Sauce on this meme? Video?

Thank you anons, I actually just had surgery, they cut my lymph nodes out of me NEET for another 4-6 months

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Get well and get back to work mang.

Hope you get well user but feign symptoms for as long as possible to retain neetbux. Going back into work too soon could cause cancer recurrence.

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Just demoralization, of course this feeling is offset by the maga reader in the back.

Let's just say I didn't get an easy time during my "best years" and stagnation just makes every day feel exactly the same. I'll be 40 next year. I don't expect to live past the upcoming decade given my chest pains and all the other things that go with irresponsibility

I thought it would be Matt Jarbo if I had to pick someone out of a lineup.

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someone in a Jow Forums thread found out that outback steakhouse employees have to dance every hours. then we found out that they have to wear buttons on their uniform that say "i love my job". then we found a board in which a bunch of employees discuss how they love dancing for the customers.

then we found videos.

I wish I could have warned you what this place can give you...

>When you get paid 25% less as a 60 hour a week apprentice sometimes working 12 days straight than you do from sitting at home collecting welfare
thanks boomers

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H E A L. I consider some of you anons my brothers.

ayy walmart guy

Lmao dying from your own cells. What are you a faggot?
But seriously get well soon

it's texas roadhouse, they play cotton eyed joe a lot

What are the best tendies I can get from a drive-thru window?

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The jew fears the NEET.

High testosterone caused testicle cancer that tried to spread

Pretty sure you have become one of the most recognisable posters on here. I'm certain i've seen those Walmart pictures before and I think i've asked you question on an AMA or similar theme thread.

chick fil a my dude

C u c k l i n g s = liberals children, s o y b o y faces on a duck family meme it

I am only 25, but i feel like i might be heading the same direction. My record and lack of education has guaranteed that i will be waiting tables forever. I think of my boomer parents, and how much i hate them.

>that femme hand
>that blobulous gut
just end it my dawg

>tfw no chick fil a anywhere near me
thanks anyway bro

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be sure to bring some sweet tunes to play while waiting twenty minutes in line.

and going to synagogue

I've been waiting a long time to post these

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beep beep, go get that daily wage, wagie!!

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Chick-Fil-A is white people chicken. Completely tasteless and bland.

Go back to work wagie . your taxes are in great need .

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Im 6'5" I can palm a basket ball you fruit, I also just had my belly sliced open, Im not sucking it in

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Damn. They just built one 10 minutes away from me like 5 months ago
I like going inside better anyways. Its all high school kids working and they're super nice.

No u

I love the concept but I think this would work much better in a different format. Once that really hammers home that this whole thing is her fault.

Get better soon, user.

Is sitting not with your coworkers a common thing?
In the two tradie companies I worked with people sit together, some small talk, bantz and boomer/gen x bragging they got laid by their wife for the first time in a week. "Yup, fucked my ole lady lfast night".

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Mister goldberg told me that if profits are good enough for him to vacation in Fiji and Cancun this year, that he'll consider raising my wage from 8.25 an hour to 8.50 an hour!

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Thank you anons

no excuses man, you’re flabbed out. Burn that shit off you can do it.

Canes

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mfw on 2.50 an hour

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It would help if everyone spoke English to conversational proficiency. Tall order. Roll Tide.

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I actually find the idea of driving a super small but still enough room for one body car super confirm.
But then you park anywhere and 2-3 niggers can just team lift your car away.

This reminds me, does anyone have the NEET bicyclist in from of the wagie car commuters?

Ive been fighting cancer for over a year! Its been a struggle to keep weight on.

Yeah. Thats good . Those are good news wagie . I bet you cant wait for that raise . Keep it up Im proud of you .

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damn that's cheap, chickens are like 8 euros near me

There is no Chick fil A in the UK. Only a shitty knock off version in Blackpool that is open on Sundays and probably run by paki drug/rape gang. I hope the US company sue the hell out of them and open an authentic chain in the North of England.

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He's just trolling you user

tfw no straight, androgynous neet guy with big feet and long toes to be a paypig for

Wtf? Do you wait tables or something? I don't actually make 8.50 an hour, my wage is about 2.50, but i make tips too. Cant have mister goldberg actually paying his employees or he wont be able to afford his quarterly tropical vacation

>that blobulous gut
The guy just had a surgery. He was probably bedridden for a while and had no choice but to be sedentary. Plus hospital food isn't the most healthy. He couldn't help it. Don't be a dick.

this

Get well soon, canceranon

hey have you heard of apricot kernels or the compound amygdaline aka B17 that is found in various seeds?
give them a shot user
here are some testimonies
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t.me

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Maybe if i work hard enough i can get promoted to manager, do 5 times as much work and twice the hours, and get a raise to 10 dollars an hour?

it's your own fault for being a lazy retard. learn a trade you lazy retard.

Ill look into them, all this pot hasnt done shit

If you die from cancer you are a turbofaggot. Get better soon, user.

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I bet you have stacks of cash lying around your trailer dont you cleetus

heh, a 1kg rotisserie chicken is 5 quid in the UK. thats 5.71 euro or 6.48usd. since the one in the us picture is only 822g i think that makes our price similar to theirs. Germ*ns cucked by the superior anglos once again.

>trouble to keep weight on
apparently not

farming, no minimum wage here for 'apprentices', but we do the exact same fucking work as east european 'seasonal workers' that work for a month or two, get paid like 2000, then go home. Meanwhile I get about ~250 a month to get covered in shit from 6:30am-6:30pm often 7 days a week.
meanwhile the boomer farm owner has a fucking Y A C H T outside his house

next image will be my new background

sorry, you're too stupid to educate yourself, nigger
>sorry you're too much of a coward to improve your life, faggot

Im 5 or so months out of chemo, Ive been a lazy pig eating tendies

lol, why have I never seen this cuckold wageslave meme before?

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Rotisserie Chicken is manna. Disabilitybux here. Lost my leg at work four years ago. Can't ever imagine being a wagecuck again. What a tragic waste of the short life we get. I'm honestly glad I'm a gimp. Platinum parachute of injury payments and lifelong disability. Get more in a month than I could spend in six. I'll take a missing pin over working to pay off my CEOs Benz. Working is a contest fixed to assfuck the worker. Always has been. Always will.

they have this fucking retarded with 'bio' (organic) here. EVERYTHING is labeled bio, all the vegetables, even the fucking biscuits. Just an excuse to push the price up imho, I am an organic farmer and everything is really awful quality, literally 50% of our yield gets thrown on the kompost for being rotten

thanks for the background, you had to pick some gay nigger shit

Its shitty walmart chicken though, which means like 70% full of water and filler crap from what I heard

How lost leg user

I'll take that as a "no". Lets just say I'm not surprised. Btw i dont actually work at taco bell retard. Role-playing because the wagie meme is fuckin hilarious and true.

And why the hell are you subjecting yourself to that?

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you can get them on amazon, the bitter the better.
also remember to soak some of them (about the dosage of a week) in water overnight,wrap them in newspaper, put them in a ziploc bag and store them in the fridge. this helps your stomach to digest them better.
take one per 10 pounds of body weight a day
good luck user, i really hope you get better

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