Why don't you have a gf, Jow Forums?

Why don't you have a gf, Jow Forums?

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>implying

I'm impregnating my wife right as I'm posting this

Congrats. Hopefully it's a boy and your wife isn't jewed

You're my gf

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This is a boy

girls wear makeup I think makeup is gross and fake

so I wait. and I wait. one day clean women will emerge from their hidden places.

just tell them to stop. they paint themselves to fuck us.

Cuz 5 is better than 1

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Why do leftoids frame declarative statements as questions?
Is it some kind of substitute for citation?

Because every time I suggest it, my missus cracks the shits

5‘11

Because I took the cunny pill.

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>Why don't you have a gf,

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I'm ugly

I’ve always thought this is an insightful picture, one where the mask is down, the subtext is clear. It’s so fucking banal, obvious, and edgelord that it almost hurts. This is really one of the few truly genuine HRC smiles on record, I think. I can’t even imagine being a Presidential candidate and thinking this picture is not only hilarious but something to be embraced and shared. Insane.

I impregnated some Austrian guy's wife last month in Davos. I'll impregnate more men's wives through my travels. Why would I need a gf?

I never cared about it to be honest. I'm pretty sure it's a waste of time.

why cant i just say the fucking words user

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>This is a boy

problem, officer?

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i just want a QT korean GF, why is life so unfair Jow Forums?

i'm pretty sure im not human at this point, i'm on levels of redpills that are going to get me shot.

Because I have a wife

Why not get a chinese gf, your country is full of them

>women put on makeup for men
oh if you only knew how wrong you were.

Because I already have a pet.

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Because my wife wouldn't approve.

>You
>The hacker known as Jow Forums
Too busy hacking the Pentagon desu

to be honest I dont like to be around women. their subhuman nature disgusts me. no homo
today at the gym i overheard some dudes talking about how horrible their weekend was because some arrogant chicks at some club tried to have them thrown out because they refused to move and give their place at the bar to some whores.
i hear shit like this all the time.

Just out of interest how much time have you spent in Vietnam?

Focusing on improving myself before I can contribute on making someone else's life better

Make-up is sexual signalling, literally.

>Too busy hacking the Pentagon desu
You are me?

i would put my 40 yr old cock up this teenage boy's ass. js

as long as you said no homo is all that counts!

f.u.c.k.i.n.g. This.

>post a mentally ill tranny
>Asks why dont you have a "girl"friend...

Fuck off back to you discord sissyboy, go cut your self again.

redpill me then motherfucker

I’m Jow Forums-san. Are you Jow Forums-san?

why don't you show your flag, op?

You should have worded your question thusly "Why don't you have a boyfriend femanon?"

no u

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I have faggot

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because I'm a nerd and I'm spending all of my free time on youtube, reddit and this cesspool of mental illness called Jow Forums.

I'm too good for women.

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I'm Jow Forums-san, you are Jow Forums-san, are we Jow Forums-san?

Im trying but it's weird because she texts me like once every other day goddamnit

Oh boy here we go..

Why has this shit been dumped in Bant?

#FuckJannies