alright bant, give me your fucking wallet
Alright bant, give me your fucking wallet
Luke Rogers
Isaac Sullivan
never.
Connor Howard
please
Austin Sanchez
This is all I have
Samuel Phillips
Are you deliberately trying to violate the NAP?
Joseph Adams
ok but in my wallet is
>student id (can be replaced)
>debit card (barely any money in my bank account and will immediately cancel)
>3 dollars
>10 dollar gift card to pizzeria (the food sucks will never use it)
>gas station rewards card (none of these near my college)
>drivers liscense (again can easily replace)
enjoy faggot
Ethan Garcia
i'll take it
n-no
did you think just because the shit you have is near worthless that i wouldn't take it?
the convict in me laughs at your failed attempt, and thanks you for your belongings
Liam Gomez
Only if you beat me up first
Kevin Gray
i definitely cannot beat you up user
Matthew Robinson
Why not?
Cameron Taylor
Good because then I'd violate the NAP of your BP.
Thomas Diaz
i'm a 5'7" 54kg twink
you wont feel anything
o-ok..
Cameron Evans
the nap is a spoke
Anthony Brooks
Now gimme yo wallet nigga!
Believing in spooks is a spook.
Elijah Jackson
I'm 5'11 61kg, you could get me if I let you. Even a girl can punch hard enough so that it hurts, do that enough times and we're cookin'
Brandon Taylor
your a spoke
Benjamin Brown
U mom gae
Zachary Powell
i don't have my wallet on me :(
my ex would take off his shirt and let me punch him in the stomach as hard as i could and he'd literally laugh the entire time
i'm supposed to be the big bad robber, i don't wanna embarrass myself
Brandon Lewis
ok here, there is about 10 sek in there
Gavin Lewis
Then you better bend yo ass over because imma get something.
Noah Campbell
thanks nerd
Joseph Walker
its okay bb I wont laugh at you, I'm a pussy anyway so I wouldn't want you to be strong.
Lucas Foster
okay fine, here i go
but you have to give me a hug after to eliminate all embarrassment
Liam Kelly
But it's all I have, there's not even anything in it.
Owen Barnes
WAIT WAIT WAIT I'M SCARED
William Kelly
>still using wallets
Are you not living in digital dystopia yet or what?
Levi Lewis
where else am i supposed to keep my wallet gun
Easton Jenkins
>Russia
> Dystopia
Calm down, Tarkovsky.
Dylan Hughes
aaaaaaaaa
am i punching you or not?
Jose Johnson
Evan Turner
Don't get mad at me I can't help it, okay just hit me!
Parker Foster
thats assuming i dont just flat out kick ur ass and it would be over said items i listed. even if you somehow won all you'd get for your troubles is worthless shit
Daniel Diaz
You people are cancer
Justin Gray
okay
TAKE THIS
i'd just scream rape and then when you're surprised and confused take your shit and run
Cameron Rodriguez
i hope a bloody nose and black eye is worth 3 dollars retard
Jordan Wilson
i'm a masochist
Lincoln Cox
Very good user you hit me so hard! Here have my wallet, it has $25 dollars in it, a metro card with over $60 in it for public transport in Adelaide, and a bank card with paywave that I might forget to cancel ~
Carson Flores
thnx user
am i a good robber
Julian Turner
I don't have it on me, but enjoy my 52 cents.
Nathan Long
This was the best. Do stuff like this more.
Luis Hall
Alexander Miller
Yes you're a very good robber!
I will, beloved internet boyfriend
Angel Brown
You're supposed to chase him down screaming for help to catch him, not call him a good boy.
Aaron Edwards
i will
thank you
yay :D
Colton Collins
no u
Lincoln Baker
...
Levi Lopez
Cooper Morgan
You can have it. Just leave me enough spare change so I can buy food for tomorrow. That's all I ask.