Step yo pussy game up

>tfw the one cute modest non ratchet black girl sits in front of you
>tfw she keeps making flirty eye contact
>tfw you compliment her glasses and she calls you cute
>tfw she's all over you the rest of the day

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Who the fuck are you quoting

Who are (you) quote?

>Bleaching a negress
Kinda redpilled in a way, but still race-mixing sorry.

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Nobody is bleaching any negress. I just love the hunt. Gets me off.

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>mfw this never happened
>mfw op is a larping faggot

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>7484445
>space "it's okay to be gay" cowboy

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>nor "I love to fuck little boys with my small mutt dick" mie

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go away.

Did you even try?
How about you lick my log cutter?

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I just work with what you give me

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Your work is shit.

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see

well my entire life is shit so it's hard to do anything right

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see

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Your life is shit because you lust after 2D brown women all day instead of talking to one to experience it.

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it not like it matters I'm invisible to women even when i bathe and dress nice they don't even glance at me maybe they can smell my mental illness and toxic personality

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>bathe and dress nice
>he thinks this is all it takes to get girls
Gayboy plz! Just go talk to girls even if you sperg. That's how you stop being invisible Jesus fucking Christ I can't handle you making me laugh like a retard on the bus.

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obviously I don't expect them to drop their pants and bend over but a glance would be nice maybe I'm ugly or maybe leather jackets aren't cool anymore

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>leather jackets
OH NO NO NO NO NIGGA STOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Please god fuck Gayboy just talk to them. Hunters hunt and prey gets hunted. It's not gonna just walk over and get into your mouth you're not an alligator or a Venus fly trap.
Hunt for God's sake be a fucking man or become a trap. Fuck.

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You are gonna pay the toll OP:

Also Please Rate Me:

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>talk to them
are you implying I should just go up to a girl and talk to her? are you insane?

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Yes.
Yes.

just going up to a girl and talking to her is unthinkable I don't even know where to meet girls that aren't butt ugly

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you don't have to be good looking in order to be charming, space twigboy

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I'm about as charming as a walking corpse

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race traitor

because you don't know how to be charming
you know how you learn to be? by talking to people

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I don't know how to talk to people I just don't think it's in my nature to be social

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Daily life outside.
See a cute girl in the grocery store. Hit her up.
New cute girl at work? Hit her up.
Random cute brown girl on the street? Holla at dat hoe.
Everyone is as awkward as you and wants someone to come up to them.
Be that nigga.
This.
No benis has entered lasagna and I'm not white so it would be cool anyway.

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>tfw you compliment her glasses
wat

She has 60's repro glasses. Not every black girl wants to look like a cute hippy. Complimenting something like that for a woman is a good ice breaker.
Do you just not talk to people in real life?

>Do you just not talk to people in real life?
Yes, I'm russian.

I actually asked that boy in a pool. God that was akward.

Fake news, you goblin.

>life outside
what is this "outside" you speak of?
>cute girl at the grocery store
I remember the only time I saw a cute cashier my dad made fun of me because I didn't try to talk to her
>new girl at work
I don't have a job
>everyone is as awkward as you
no no they are not

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>boy in a pool
Wut? Story.
>dad made fun of me because I didn't try to talk to her
Based dad my fucking sides!
>I don't have a job
This is why you don't have a gf. You're a broke ass nigga. No woman wants that. Get a job homo.
Also stop lusting after 2D shit you fucking weeb.

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No story, just a cute boy in a pool, not gae sadly. He is stuck teaching me how to swim now lel.

Do you get to scope his bulge owo

...

I don't have a ged I don't even have a id the only job I can get is at the metal galvanizing plant

and BTW my dad is a dead beat asshole and a poor excuse for a father

NO (you))7485047XDXDCHEN
Get your shit together or else you'll be a failure for life.

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maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe

ᶦ'ᵐ ᵃ ᶜᵉʳᵗᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᶜʳᵉᵉᵖ

Gay. You need to "bump" into him while you're both in your swim wear. If you bump cocks that would be hawt.
Why don't you just make him gay?

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7485061

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I'M TRYING BUT NO ONE WILL HELP ME

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Do it yourself faggot. That's how you're supposed to do it. Sleep in the street or an alley if you're that pathetic. See what your lifestyle will get you one day.

>Why don't you just make him gay?
that would be gay and gay aint cool
besides he has a gf and I don't want my eyes clawed out yet
>You need to "bump" into him while you're both in your swim wear.
I don't want to be even more akward, besides he is already too nice to me and I'd rather stay it that way.

>see what your lifestyle will get you one day
hopefully 6 feet deep in the ground in a box

oh look I was doing good today I was feeling happy now I have gone back to my old ways

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do you even have anything that makes you happy?

>gay ain't cool
Yes it is shut up.
>has a gf
Ahh yes the infamous claptrap. Definitely a good reason to just be bros with him.
For now....
Maybe don't come into my thread wanting to be a dick and I won't hit you where it hurts.
You want me to pretend like you insulted me?

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the only thing that actually makes me happy is me playing video games and looking at memes
>I won't but you
oh don't flatter yourself el gobleno you can't hurt me only remind me of the hurt I already feel

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Fuck off homo at least I'm not white trash with an alcohol for a father. Dumb homu.

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jesus christ everybody itt just fucking kys

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my father isn't a alcoholic just a asshole Chad and I'm not white trash I come from a long line of military men and southern noble's

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>normie
Shut up half breed

Why not just do something related to vidya and memes then?
>you can't hurt me only remind me of the hurt I already feel
and ink is coming out of your eyelids I presume?

he so mutted be isn't even half of anything