This gay ugly mop asks you what kinda coffee you want what you do
This gay ugly mop asks you what kinda coffee you want what you do
ask him for the john cena special
the one with no sugar or milk
*grabs his head between my hands and pull him in for a forced sensuous kiss*
I tell him to hurry up and come souf so we can get burgs together
He tells you that that isn't a thing
What size would you like?
He says that he can't hurry or wait any faster
But that he would very much like to and is excited for burgs
That's not very nice, and is in fact considered sexual harassment and borderline rape in most places
haha coffee is for fags, give me some tea
medium or regular, whatever they call it there.
Good to hear fren we can burg for days, metaphorically of course that sounds unhealthy. But yeah I'll get a medium Americano with no milk or suger please
i'd like extra magnum size please and 3 shots of pure boi semen to mix in
Really shitty service you got here, I've been waiting for 20 minutes already.
Ask for a farty and bloated coffee with latte then throw it all over his face
That'll be £2.40, here you go sir enjoy
Here you go, enjoy
Hope to see you again soon
Please stop saying things like that you're making everyone especially me very uncomfortable
Just 2.10 then please
I'm really sorry sir I've been busy serving IRL customers
Here are your drinks
Thank you very much.
NO WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HAIR DOING IN MY CUP?
Costa boy is currently on break
Surprisingly enough I have never received a single complaint about my hair, so I'd say it's extremely unlikely that you found any
If you'd like I can remake your tea for you free of charge
That'll be all for now, Costa boy expects to be fairly busy after his break and will not take any more non irl requests
shh little boy just give me your cummies and we wont put you to death
Have a nice day and better customers than you got here.
Blonde with warm cream please.
I just wanna know what conditioner OP uses. He got golden locks, man.
Tell him to get the fuck off my doorstep.
Excuse me?
He is a good boy and good boys always have golden locks
On the real he just uses whatever the heck is available and his hair always comes out nice
It's a good party trick to get people to feel how soft it is
Not customers though that'd be strange
Unfortunately he is stuck in a kiosk and so you're actually at his doorstep
He politely tells you to fuck off
And with that, OP is off shift and can finally go home
Run away
Would rape