What are your 3 wishes master

what are your 3 wishes master
you cannot wish for more wishes

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I wish all niggers were out of the US, I wish Ireland was united, and I wish anime was erased from existence.

>A legally safe bank account with 5 billion dollars in it.
>perfect health going forward
>to permanently return to the age I was 5 years ago but to still be able to change physically as with working out and such

>avatar 3

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1. Everyone on earth all speak one language.

2. Nuclear fusion breakthrough

3. Give me a girlfriend.

not grow old.
only die if I want.
health forever.

I'm the most selfish person I'm sorry

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Language is the soul of a nation.

The US is a white, English-speaking ethnostate that is isolationist but armed to the teeth against any enemies that get too ambitious.

I move out from under my mother's boot and move in with a lover/lovers that's just as perverted in bed as I am >w<

I gain mastery of teleportation abilities, including the ability to attach invisible tethers to people I'm close to so I can teleport in to join them, or pull them towards me.

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wow you could literally have said "I wish to be buttfucked by traps every day" and it still would have been less gay than what you actually said. You absolute faggot.

can i wish for more genies?

ur face is gay lole

I wish you'd fuck off

wtf why

>Perfect lfe my adjustable settings.

>save 2 for later

I wish to be able to have some time with my grandfather again. Last time I saw him was when I was 3 but he does two years ago. I just want to be able to talk to him and tell him how much I look up to him
I want to have my cockatiels back. My mother forced me to give them away to a pet shop because she thought of them as a problem. I miss my birds, they were my companions during my high school days. I want to spend time with them again and pet my little one again.
I will save my last wish for another day.

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do as your told cunt

wish for more genies
and wish for more genies that are not niggers

you are a soul of light

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I wish the sun would collide with earth
I don't need the other wishes

I wish Jow Forums never existed
I wish I had the power to stop/start time and move around in it freely
I wish anime was real

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>a pretty goth girlfriend to watch anime with
>world peace
>every r/banter user to have a good year that turns their life around in some positive way that doesn't harm others

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i wish for xion gf
i wish for my irritable bowel syndrome to be gone permanently
i want to save my last wish

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i wish to have more time with my dad
i wish to stay with my gf for as long as possible
i will save my last wish

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1 become really really attractive
2 infinite money
3 death

Wish more genies obviously. And more, and more, and more. Then I'll prey it is not blue ifrit from wishmaster.

1. Black gf
2. with big tiddies
3. and cute feet

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>to permanently return to the age I was 5
wont that just make you younger and younger until you get debirthed?

Not going over the top with everything

>An infinite source of safe, legal cash
>Perfect health for me and everyone I choose going forward
>Ability to control anyone's age, including my own, perminantly

only one for now
existence as we know it becomes 2d animeland, where every series/manga created so far in our world has its own universe, populated by sentient people
when you die you are reincarnated into another series, each time into a random role
the other two will be backups in case I get monkeypawed or the multiverse collapses or something

whole thing is incredibly retarded and autistic but don't say you wouldn't want it too

god that looks so fucking bad holy shit
>2010 onward
>watching (((television)))
>same autistic actors all the time
>sex scenes to break pacing
>everything is a remake of something

he said he wants to permanently stay the age that he was 5 years ago (example if you are 23, this wish will make you stay 18 all your life) but he still wishes he had control on how his body looks a.k.a. control his height, weight, looks etc.

>a wallet that spawns a 100$ bill everytime i pull one out. if i ever lose it or have it stolen, it'll teleport back in my pocket. i can still use it like any regular wallet and store money in it.
>time control. be able to pause time, rewind it, all that good shit.
>a Hana Uzaki wife

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Odejdź stąd i wychędóż się sam!

>wanting Uzaki's dekais
based

>1 death to niggers
>2 anime is real 3 i am main character

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*you disappear from the US*

and go to ireland? I suppose I would to celebrate the reunion yah.