Ask a gf-haver anything

Ask a gf-haver anything

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Doesn't pretending to have a gf in irl make it harder to deal with being single because you know you have to lie to yourself to make yourself feel better opposed to being honest and improving yourself so someone will like you?

why do you have a gf

what do boobies feel like

im sorry did I offend your husband

>Doesn't pretending to have a gf in irl make it harder to deal with being single because you know you have to lie to yourself to make yourself feel better opposed to being honest and improving yourself so someone will like you?
I'm too stupid to understand what you're trying to communicate. Can you simplify it into just a few words?

>why do you have a gf
Because its fun and I like having someone to touch and hang out with

>what do boobies feel like
Like a cloud or a pillow.

what do her armpits smell like?

Is she thicc as fuck? I likes em big.

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Why pretend you have gf? Why make life harder on yourself?

does she sit on your face?

>what do her armpits smell like?
Like deodorant for the most part. But the pheromones that come out of there when she sweats are something else

>Is she thicc as fuck? I likes em big.
No, she is pretty thin but her ass is pretty muscular cus we're both gym rats

>Why pretend you have gf? Why make life harder on yourself?
I'm not pretending

>does she sit on your face?
Lmao no. I never understood the face-sitting fetish

Just admit it to yourself, it'll be easier.

Have you posted about her before? I remember Korbo spamming a thread becuz a norwaynon mentioned a gf and triggered him.

You too. its ok to be gay, Dr.

>Why pretend you have gf? Why make life harder on yourself?
I'm not pretending

ughhHH you must prove youre not underage this immediate moment

>Have you posted about her before? I remember Korbo spamming a thread becuz a norwaynon mentioned a gf and triggered him.
Yes, lol. I was slightly hoping I could fish him into this thread too.

>ughhHH you must prove youre not underage this immediate moment
I don't know how. I'm 20, just trust me.

nice
you ever sniff her butt?

Why are you still here your fucking normalnigger scum

why are you lying?

can I be your cuck?

>you ever sniff her butt?
No, Canada. I have never sniffed her butt. Do you strictly judge womens attractiveness level by smell?

>Why are you still here your fucking normalnigger scum
Why can't normal nigger be here too?

Calm down, Goldenstein.

For sure!

The Legend arrives.

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ok
please prepare a fancy shed for me on your property