Why are hamburgers so delicious?

They are also so easy to make and pretty cheap. It could end world hunger you know.

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You call that a hamburger, burger?

I would expect a post like that from a Brit, but not a 'Murican.

Fuck off, don't you have an Anne Frank memorial to attend?

He’s right. That’s a shit burger

Weak burger and fries. Too bad because the bun and patty look decent

There are dozens of variations on the burger. For example bacon cheeseburger do not have mustard or onions because that would over power the bacon. Instead they just have mayonnaise. But that doesnt mean mustard and onions and no bacon isnt fucking delicious too. I always switch it up

Nice try, McDonald's.

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Because of American Exceptionalism

why would you eat my wife :(

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why you americans only eat shit?
you need asado if you want real food

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because you're an American dawg it's in your blood to like this delicious bullshit

that is one of the worst pictures of a hamburger i have ever seen. why would you post that?

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It does look pretty sad doesnt it. But i wouldnt be surprised to eat this burger though, america is about convenience before everything. I think thats why our cities tend to look like absolute shit.

Actually, just so you know, it's 'handburger', because it's a burger designed to be held in the hand.

we have asada here

This.
Too high of a bread to meat ratio and no toppings or condiments, only bland meat and bread.

No it's not you absolute brainlet it's because it has pieces of ham in it.

Thank god we revolted against you crooked teeth faggots.

You need to be deported, that is a weak ass burger, and weak ass fries
>and I think the plate they are on isn't curved, its completely flat?

They're delicious because beef is delicious.
They are not "cheap", and we don't have the land to raise cows for every person on the planet. Count your blessings for living in a western country, where everyone can afford ground beef.

That burger is an embarrassment to burgers.

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I never liked beef or lamb, I have a strict European diet.

Winter
> I eat anything at anytime, meat, whatever, and at anytime

> Spring
> I cut out meat, live as a Pescatarian, only Fish with cereals et cetera. Also I only eat for 8 hours per day, then fast for 16 hours.

Summer
> Vegetarian with daily fasting, lots of veggie juice

Autumn
> see Spring

I am a true Western European.

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Should be called beefburger.

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>end world hunger you know.
You know what’s even cheaper? 10cents per meal ramen noodles

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It's called a hamburger because the origins of the sandwich are in Hamburg, Germany.

I just had 1!

yea it looks shit - looks like it's meant for a child
have you seen the shit kids eat? they're animals

Because they are full of vegan tears!

Have it your way, I prefer my red meat cooked over fire.

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I make a burger so good anyone that's ever made it has literally cried themselves to death.

tried it once and it had no taste, pure grease

What goes with time...

I could never into that, I'll admit though, a cook wurst on the BBQ is the tastiest.

>I have a strict European diet.
>Vegetarian

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We don't only eat shit, we just mostly eat shit. Better cheap meat than no meat. Give me carne asada and I'll eat it up though.

>cook
literally meant to spell GOOD.

No this is a sad man's attempt of creating American cuisine.

Only in the summer faggot, as nature intended it.

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>why you americans only eat shit?
We have everything you have, only with better ingredients, more of it, and other things too.
Burgerland is the capital of all food.
Not even kidding.

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>wurst
Come on, scrap meat stuffed inside pig intestines.

>Only in the summer faggot, as nature intended it.
qrd Paddy?
Why can't irish lasses catch game for their drunken husbands in summer?

that's kind of a good thing because once you eat argie meat then the other kinds of meat tastes like shit

Made this last night.
What does Jow Forums think?

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Sausage with BBQ sauce is awesome.

fucking clown

Yup, where else can you cook a whole pig.

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>Come on, scrap meat stuffed inside pig intestines.
>what is preservation
The only reason you think sausages have scrap meat is because you've never had a good one
You no like liverwurst user?
Good sausages and wursts are the finest of cuisines user

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>bacon, mustard and onions don't mix
Only if you use shitty american heinz tier mustard.

Old school hot mustard would be perfect with bacon and onion.

too much god damn onion
and too much god damn mayonnaise
2/10

Too god damn thick. Get wider buns and patties so it lasts longer and has a more pleasant eating experience.

They're not. You're just addicted.
Stop eating beef for a couple months and it'll start smelling and tasting like shit. You'll also get abdominal pain whenever you eat it.
>This is how meat eaters normally feel all the time

SEA and anywhere else that has pigs

the main meat seems dry but still looks good
I'm used to resting a bit and letting some juice ont he burger
looks good though whatever, what's the fried item under the top layer of cheese?

I agree, it’s good. Here in Michigan we have what’s called coney dogs. Hotdogs with chili cheese and diced onions

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high sodium

that's an egg user

and fat

That looks disgusting you fucking cunt

Ramen noodles are almost pure carbs, its just rice flour (sometimes wheat) chicken flavor doesn't mean chicken protein.

>Stop eating beef for a couple months and it'll start smelling and tasting like shit
Nah. I've gone for a few months only eating pork and chicken. Beef still tastes amazing every time I come back to it. Your tastebuds are just garbage.

Salt, sugar, fat profile, its what you've been programmed to crave.

But he's right, even by murricanian standards, this is a shitty burger.
Also, the user you replied to is a dane and not from the netherlands where Anne Frank came from.
Furthermore, no one cares about jews.

I never liked beef or lamb, I have a strict Irish diet.

Winter
> Whiskey

Spring
> Whiskey

Summer
> Whiskey and beat my wife or girlfriend

Autumn
> see Spring

I am a true Irishman

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I love burgers man, I even love them with a runny sunny side up in there too!
I love beef burger, chicken burgers, turkey burgers, pork burgers, pork mixed with beef burgers and bacon of course, with mustard relish ketchup pickles onions on a sasame seed bun

>Good sausages and wursts are the finest of cuisines
We have a German town in MI called frankenmuth. They sell for $25 per plate. For the price I’d prefer prime rib for my dinner

I fucking love burgers. Anyone that doesn't has to be a fag imho. It's a good cuck detection test.

What are you trying to say?

>End world hunger
>Meat
Pick one faggot

Food aid to Africa for say $100mil. That’s 1billion servings of ramen noodles.

oic
>durrrr.jpg
I like that crisp you gave the egg.
Seems too dry though, for that thick onion you need more juicy onion and jucier burger
Overlal though 10/10 for most posted food user I'd eat at your house any day
>here I'll make you feel 4pol welcome
you're still a faggot tho so fuck off

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You fucking queer

Fuck, I forgot the cheese please!

>stereotypical flag attack
No, you are wrong, it's because you hold it in your hand, thank god we no longer have you morbidly obese faggots as a colony.

Vegetarian is an old Indian word for “BAD HUNTER”

me too but frankenmuth is a little hackneyed doncha think?
A good liverwurst sandwich with thick onion and mustard on rye... that's a fine meal and not scraps
Organs are god-tier food

I enjoy playing the piano

Kys Achmed

You would know reservation nigger

If those starving african children could get a taste of a good ol american burger than they would want to advance their society enough to enjoy them on the daily basis.

I Thought so!!!

>joke flys over my head

Bum bandit

Not bad kissless/10

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There's actually a 2nd onion underneath the patty. I love onions!

Nigger tier amerimutt food.I would rather have a nice Sunday roast with loads of gravy and Yorkshire puddings.

Eating only grains and vegetables brings on 'rabbit starvation'
Cattle make use of land not suitable to grow anything fit for human consumption.
>meat can end world hunger
true statement Swedenfag, you fuckin cockgobbler.
stupid fuckin college freshman

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>There's actually a 2nd onion underneath the patty. I love onions!
yea i saw that
get your life together user

>Yorkshire puddings.
Yorkshire pudding is god-tier but we have the finest roasts
>go to Golden Corral in the South
>Yankee Pot Roast
>they change the name
Our roasts are direct from England user

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What's with the days of the week in the background?

Yes mom I’ll finish my liver and onion before ice cream.

>Yorkshire puddings
WTF is the point of those things? I went to someone's place at Christmas for dinner, and they presented those things with the meal. Like what are they for? How do you eat them? Do you put gravy in them?

Agreed, I make my own from elk and venison. A good sausage is hard to beat.
But so is a good burger.

What did you put on that French fries? Mayo? though leafs were bad with gravy and cheese.

That's my antipsychotic medication.

Tick mick detected

We could have solved world hunger in the fucking 80s but we decided to flood the world with niggers instead. Because Jesus. And generosity.

Is that sausage too done to be shrunk from the wrinkled casing like that, or is that proper?
Looks scrumptious though. Damn that looks good except for the curry part, that's for rotten food out of an Indian gutter to prevent brain infestation.

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