Americans, we must thank the British for being a bro

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>russia isn't communis-
>*prefers commie insectoids as allies over americans*
Really makes me go hmmm

>USA isn't retarde-
>thinks bongs can be of use

...

No.

Their still wanting to help, damn it

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>Greece, Bulgaria, Slovenia
>All three are NATO members
>All three prefer Russia to the US

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>Colors assigned in such a way that Russia is red

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>>thinks bongs can be of use
I mean, let's take a look at our other major options

France
>surrendered every world war

Australia
>lost a war to fucking emus

South Africa
>africa

Japan
>hentai and no military

Scandanavia
>vikingrs long since passed

Brazil and Mexico
>do i really have to say it?

Canada
>a
>fucking
>LEAF

Bongs
>once controlled 80% of the world
>actively trying to uncuck themselves from Europe

There really would be no other option which makes sense.

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>russia
>china
they would have a flawless victory against britain

We need some cannon fodder and I guarantee you maple syrup isn't gonna do shit

This map makes me feel like a jilted lover :(

I told you guys that New Zealand is white

China isn't communist. It just completely disregards it's own citizens rights and completely ignore freedom of speech.

They are state capitalists like every Marxist leninist country

You're welcome bro, we love you too

And turkeys just” it’s me myself and I”

based retard

What about us

our goverment sucks chinese dick, americans would be insane if they would want to be our allies with all those chinese spies

why does congo prefer china?

>Austria
>France
What

What the hell my allies are?
Lebanon, Slovenia - how come?