If i sleep for a year would i be able to be awake for a year?

If i sleep for a year would i be able to be awake for a year?

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dumb tranny enabler

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?
no u

No, you'd be awake for 2 years. sleep for 8 hours, up for 16. So sleep for one year, be up for 2 years.

no im pretty sure you’d starve or die of dehydration within the first month

nice
brb, gonna sleep now

What if i dream of eating and drinking?
then surely it would work

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if simon dreams of marrying leafgirl does that mean he's married to her?
these are the truths of this world(?)

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its true in the dream
so maybe i'll only starve once i wake up
if i can sleep until food becomes irrelevant then i can survive

he asked for advice
i gave it to him
also don't post lewd stuff like this
it's bad for both of us

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you've got me backed into a corner here.
what if...
the SASQUATCH COMES AND WAKES YOU UP!

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that would suck
fortunately though bigfoot only lives in america

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he'll swim right across that there ocean just to wake you up, then he'll hide under your bed!
if you call your parents they'll just tell you to stop worrying and go back to sleep!
oh the humanity!

i could lay down traps!
beartraps and poisoned Bigfoot food
that'll keep him from waking me!

nobody ever told me the bigfoot could be trapped.
damn you jack links!
i spent my whole life thinkin' i'd be slapped around by the sasquatch for eatin' beef jerky in the middle of the woods.
wait this was about you sleepin' wasn't it? uhh sure, i think that'd work if you gave it your best shot.

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since we spend 1/3 of our time asleep and 2/3 awake you would be able to be awake for 2 years

Yes

If you stay awake for 2/3 of your life then you are working too hard

No.

What makes you think so?

Try it

i did but i woke up after only 10 hours and couldn't sleep anymore

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The answer is probably no then

but if i stay awake for 20 hours that should theoretically prove it right?

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That's not how it works.

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Why not?

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kot

I slept for 20 hours last night. Il get back to you guys on how long I stay awake