>25 years old
>No drivers licence
>No job
>Live with my parent's house in a crap town collecting welfare (£317 a month)
>Smoke weed and other stuff every day
>No degree
>Previous experience was stacking shelves at a local supermarket 1 year ago
>No savings at all
So when's the age people should have their shit together?
I feel life's passing me by when everyone I know seems to be doing just fine.
Do you have any debt?
the only thing left for you to do is get a hold of your countries nukes and send them flying everywhere
Forgot to add
>23 year old Girlfriend regularly fucks other guys for money, including some 65 year old
>Thinks I don't know about it but it's obvious
Yep, life's shit.
idk about you but I'm going to Dublin in March to work in construction
>So when's the age people should have their shit together?
Honest opinion, you should be taking steps now. If you're just now becoming introspective about your life, you should be looking around you to find a path, and start down it while you're still young enough to enact change.
Yep,you are literally me except I don't even have a gf(kissless virgin btw)
Dude just walk up to a construction site full of punjabis and ask for a job.
JESUS CHRIST, user. Run. Just leave and don't tell anyone.
It is never too late to get your shit together. However, the earlier you do it will most likely lead to greater success down the road. Kind of like investing in your retirement.
holy shit man, fucking start by showering and shaving, then cut out the weed and go get some exercise, then apply for a job and get yourself together, really its only going to come to you if ya really put effort into it, fucking nothings handed to you in life
No offence, but outside jobs aren't really my thing. Plus I have fibromyalgia, hence why I'm on the dole and would be in serious pain even after a few hours of physical work.
You should fuck off back to the middle east, Ahmed, you useless goatfucker.
Just fucking kill yourself you unambitious lump of shite.
i'm 28 and i stock shelves. although i also lucked into a good union and i make $22 an hour. it takes a long time to move up in these places but you don't need experience to have your chance.
Join the viet kong
For you it's already too late.
>Douse in lighter fluid, set on fire
>Kick off building
Doesn't seem that hard, does it?
i was just like you.
i went back to school, finished it with 27, then i studied biology, got my master.
now i work for an institution that does ecological surveys for the gov.
>Dumb the girl.
>Drop the drugs/drinking
>pick up some heavy shit and set it down repeat.
>run 20k a week
>Clean ur room.
>Clean ur life.
>Get a job at a respectable location and work ur way up.
>take care of ur friends and family
Do all above and ull get a respectable women to fuck and who will worship the ground you walk on. Have some babies and teach them the above lessons. Good luck user.
Half of me is grateful for the money though. In our situation every little helps.
How long did it take you to join a union? Tesco has fuck all workers rights until you're past the probationary period of 2 months.
>What age should people have their shit together.
Pretty much anypoint where you're not in school and even in school you should.
And for some reason I never thought of britbongs with weed.
Anyways, sorry shit sucks.
Fibro is a sleep disorder. Also you probably have adhd which kills motivation and forward planning. Get some Ritalin or something
>run 20k
>20k
>k
Fucking Americans. 20000 what, millimeters? You absolute mental midget, you.
WHAT THE FUCK. NO.
IF YOU DON'T BREAK UP WOTH HER NOW, YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF.
>26
>drivers license
>just released my second product on the internet ( game on steam, Xbox one, ps4)
>first product still generates me passive income
>live with my black hair blue eyed perfect white wife
>have a kid on the way
>don’t do drugs
>don’t drink
user, you already missed the starting point. Every year you waste now is a year you are missing out on a great life. Simply because you failed to get it together.
Nobody will do anything for you, you just do it all yourself.
fibro is a made up condition just so ya know
it was instantaneous, i didn't even know they were unionized until the day of my interview. but i had to work part-time for almost two years before getting promoted to full-time.
>
>23 year old Girlfriend regularly fucks other guys
I thought you were a girl, but I see you're not, so now I don't care
Km smart ass or 12.4 miles if ur retarded.
20km
Do this!!!! Your making me sad...jesus christ be the man you were born to be!!!!
It's a pain disorder. If I were in America and had money for healthcare they'd have given Oxy or some other opiod without a second glance.
I don't know mate. I just feel really tired and lethargic a lot of the time, with aches and pains in my joints.
Smoke more weed and vote to raise taxes and to import more refugees so you don't have to work and your g-d given paycheck increases
>Fibromyalgia
Wow there's a rare incurable disease that makes you a useless lazy bitch. I wonder if this has been a thing for thousands of years or if it's new.
Kek'd
This and stop porn
Where the fuck do you live? California? I'm 25 and work a white slavery job (janitor) for 10 bucks an hour but my moms on temporary disability and i have to hand over most of my paycheck to her so i've got no time to go learn a trade or anything.
I know that it's km, but k denotes x1000, not km. KM is short for km, get it? Fucking idiot.
That was the point.
No, you don't have fibromyalgia. I thought I did for about 2 years, but I was just a worthless sack of shit. Surprisingly, when I started working, exercising, and eating healthy, it just went away.
Dude ..
Leaf is right stop playing victim
I don't know what you need to hear but what I have to say is I know exactly what you're going through. It gets way better
The money's a real help though tbf.
It's almost as though Euros use "##k" notation for running as well.
you FUCKING NIGGER k is OFT USED TO DENOTE KILOMETERS BY NON-INSECTS
KILL YOURSELF
It's actually not such a big deal because the money's alright. I actually even forgot to put it on my OP because it's not such an issue for me.
the california in the east. the rent really balances things out, it's a paycheck and a half for me.
Look at the fatty
>no savings at all
this does not matter at 25
Force yourself to do shit
The thought of doing shit is worse than actually doing it
That's the stupidest, most faggotty, most cucked, most AIDs-riddled, degenerate retard thing I've EVER heard anyone say. Seriously, kill yourself if you're not lying and you keep her around.
Post pics of her feet
These threads make me laugh. You think your life is so bad, but you didn't even borrow money for a student loan. You still have your health. You have a computer. Fuck off.
sounds like the same boat as me op, 23 got chronic back pain and ball pain it sucks, but I am fed up of being on the doll and would like to get of it, but my pain is a killer. not sure what jobs I could do. and ex heavy drug user, kicked all that shit by the time I was 20
Why is everyone always banging on about having savings then and starting at like 18 years old? It's been drilled into us since we were kids at school.
Are you in debt?
Fuck off with the drug pushing
Yeah, I owe the kikes 100k on my PhD and my kidney transplant is failing. Cry more, bitch nigger.
1. dump the girlfriend.
2. stop smoking, stop drinking, stop taking any drugs.
3. do any free training courses you can find. ask at the job centre, check online, check the local newspaper, look everywhere.
4. find a job, anything. save the money
5. use the money to buy driving lessons. pass your theory test, it is £55 and is valid for 2 years.
6. pass your practical test.
7. look for jobs where you're driving, courier, delivery man, anything like that. you'll gain driving experience and money.
8. save your money up. no stupid stuff, no things. live frugally.
9. when you have enough, move into a place on your own.
10. save.
11. when you have enough, use the money to do training courses to increase your qualifications and usefulness.
12. keep doing this until you've a good job
the only bright side I see if I am not in student debt with 50-100k to pay off, like a lot of people I know.
It's how we shorten it in the states. we say "I'm going to run a 5 k today" or w.e not "im going to run 5 kilometers" most people know that. Only uppity fucks would pronounce it in full. But I guess that's just the fat lazy American way of doing things, always finding a short cut.
That genuinely sucks. What are you gonna do about the kidney?
Have you considered killing yourself?
it's a valid option you know.
>London
That's because they're homophiles.
Fuck off with your subversion of the metric system, filthy nigger.
I run as well as it's a good way to exercise without dealing with people, I'm just not a spandex-wearing cum sucking faggot who says "I run 20000" when I mean "I run 20 km".
this, all that shit you said doesn't even matter OP, it does on a societal level but it doesn't help you mentally. You're far from alone too, I'm 22 and just got done watching my only father figure drop to below 100lbs, and then my uncle tried to kill me so I shot and killed him, on top of this we are receiving record breaking rainfall every year now, the averages are doubling making it impossible to keep up with maintaining the house. Was finally learning to drive and had the car repo'd. That's life, it's not easy but I wouldn't want it any other way.
Only the most well-sorted people have any savings at 25. The vast majority have negative net worth, work a McJob like Starbucks, and even if they have a degree, it's useless.
I'd say get a trade but your flag...
Are you Robert Kiyosaki?
I'd say get a trade but your flag...
True, at least I don't have any debt.
Student loan debt is the worst debt there is. If you escaped that, you're almost fine. Freedom is fundamental to making a life.
Yeah, fair enough. I just hate how it spreads because people are mindless morons who'll save on half a word's worth of speech if they can get away with it. Soon we'll be communicating exclusively with emojis and variations of "bruh".
its benefits in the UK larpy mclarpface
You end up back on the machine for 5.5 years and try again, or you find a live donor. Or you become an hero.
F. U. C. K.
Why did you need the transplant?
That sounds like so much effort mate. I don't think I can even do number 1 let alone the remaining 11.
That's the thing,I can't deal with other peoples at all.
My anti social disorder or whatever it's have reached the point where I can't talk to strangers at all,literally just stand there mumbling like a retard.
are we posting our life experiences so far? i'll join in
>25
>1st year apprentice tradie because i partied too hard earlier in life
>broke up with my gf of 4 years last month because i got sick of her deleting messages and talking to other guys over social media
>she called me crying the other day, still trying to contact me
>sometimes i want to go back, but am talking to eastern euorpean women online to vill that void
>lost money playing poker the other night
>the only thing i have to entertain myself is video games and work
>the only time i feel content is when im asleep
i keep telling myself, it will all be worthwhile some day.
kek
Also, what PhD?
Well shit. You aren't going anywhere. You lack ambition. Perhaps a victim of your parents success or lack of instilling any form of useful intrinsic motivation to succeed in life.
Cant do that to my mom mate,she's the only thing that holding me back
Hai.
>So when's the age people should have their shit together?
In your case, ~4 years ago. Congratz, you failed at life. I bought a house by the time I was your age. By end of this year, I will be paying off that mortgage and buying another.
this thread is passing /pol by.
fucking slide topic for /b /bant, /qa, /biz or even /fit.
absolutely not political
Debt is fine. It's student loan debt that kills a man, because--here in the US--you can never discharge it unless you're literally a steak on a plate waiting to be parted out.
>fibromyalgia
You get a lot more than $400 per month if the diagnosis is legit.
>Start taking amphetamines
No. Kill yourself.
begin by making a diet for yourself. stay on this diet for about a month and you will noticeably clear your mind of brain fog that you probably dont realize you have. you'll be able to make better decisions. id say this is absolute top priority, even above dropping your trashy girlfriend. once you are mentally capable, you will be able to fix yourself
Well if you do it you'll have a lot more money when you're old but it's not realistic for most people bc of life events/shitty upbringing, but it can be done if you live like a spartan, which is what you should hope to do.
Genetic illness. Hit me at 31.
Iktf, brother.
>mfw my father said I don't have a future
I know mate, but no ones up at this time here so I said welfare for the benefit of the yanks here. I'm on single person's UC, £317 a month. I officially live with my girlfriend in a flat (but spend a lot of time at my parents and they help me out a lot too) hence the full single persons allowance. The DWP don't look too kindly on people who live with their rents.
Why don't you go to the dr a bit and try and find some kind of treatment plan that gives you the ability to work. I think a lot of people probably lif with your shit.
>get loicense
>get job
>move into shitty share house with some pajeets
>stop smoking
>attend a university
>see get job
>stop buying weed
>8. save your money up. no stupid stuff, no things. live frugally.
>9. when you have enough, move into a place on your own.
This isn't the 50's, grandpa. Did you mean "indebt yourself for the next 20 years" or "pay some else's mortgage"?
Then skip 1 for now and move onto 2.
Do them one at a time, you don't have to do all 12 or even think about all 12 at once.
Think only of one step and do that, a little at a time.
Copy it, screenshot or paste it into notepad. Print it out or write it out. Focus on one item on the list. No one else will live your life for you, you know what you have to do, just turn your brain off and start doing it.
Being social takes practice, like anything else. You can also temporarily lose the skill if you don't keep practising it. It comes back quickly. The mumbling will go.
Find a way to expose yourself to people regularly, conversations for whatever reason.
if you don't have a serious criminal history or a massive amount of debt your position in life really isn't that bad. There a lot of felons with debt and child support payments. So even if they get a job it all gets garnished. Just quit the drugs and get a job. Try to get into a trade for now. like machining or something.
Shit degree. History of Sci. I thought I was going to "be a writer." I thought, here's a non-competitive field I can hide out in, totally not ground-zero in the culture war. Totally not the case that I won't be able to use it for Journalism, Technical Writing, Grant Writing, etc. It'll be fiiine.