Why do I have this overwhelming urge to run after older women?

Why do I have this overwhelming urge to run after older women?

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because you think they're easy

Are they?

>implying girls aren't idiots
Just throw them a barrage of impossible statements and lies and they won't give a shit whether you've got your life together or not. Also spoil them rotten and voila you got a gf. Now don't you dare ask something in return or you're gonna regret it.

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cuz you are underage pedo

that sounds like something a fat person would say

Are you practically experienced in this topic?

listen to this expert of fat speak

jesus christ Korbo get your shit togheter

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spiderman sucks

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member that one where he turns into a female spider and gives birth to himself

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peni parker

>implying i haven't mentioned this a hundred times
I've been in 3 relationships and went on until I decided to cut ties with normies
Vai a scuola minorenne

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you fall in love with your 60yo latin teacher or what?

I'm the least fat dude on the whole board but whatever floats your boat. It's not confidence or appearance or any of that shit that gets you girls. It's just extreme appeasement and empty flattery. Be your gf's obedient doggy and she'll feed you with love, ask for mutual affection after an history of one sided relationships and you'll regret it.

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i don't date women anymore just dudes

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Dudes just want to bang and gay love is a delusion

>Dudes just want to bang
hope you're not basing that on me drunktalking those two weeks

I'm basing it on every faggot I've seen

the whole population of Italy?

roasted epically

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The whole population of criminals who get fucked in the ass by emus

Lmao Italy BTF......wait a sec wtf

Italian tourists?

Australian cunts

Shut up milfs are based

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I agree emus are cunts
why you Italians want them to fuck you is a mystery

i'm sorry but this is not mommy issue helpdesk, pick the door on my right and go straight past the daddy beat me helpdesk, then turn left and you will found it, dont worry you are not alone Korbo is waiting for you

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No chance of being tricked into baby blackmail does have a certain appeal...

Based

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>cut ties with normies
Posting in the most normie board since /soc/

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Jow Forums is a big deal more normie than this dump of a board

when did korbo become based?