Oh god oh fuck

Oh god oh fuck
>Be me
>Asian with a lanky body despite being 18
>still unsure if im gay or not
>Looks like a fucking 15 y/o twink
>127 LBs
>One day Dming my friend about traps
>He says hes fucked 3-4 traps
>He offers me if i should become one
>I decline
>He sends me this 'Trap Athletic guide' saying ill become cute
>We argue about this on and one and back and forth.
>I tell him I don't wanna become a laughing stock/lol cow
>I mention that alot of traps become an hero after 30
>We go back and forth with each other ,arguing.

Pls help me idk what to do.

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Who in the godfuck are you quoting?

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>>He sends me this 'Trap Athletic guide'
big meme image that needed to die
the trap meme piqued 2018 nerd

WHO
ARE
YOU
QUOTING?
Seriously. Is there something you forgot to link?
Why do you make a thread and you start it quoting somebody? There's nobody to quote yet. You're the only person here. So presumably you would indicate who it is you're quoting, but I see no such indication. Who said those things? I can't believe you're making it up, because if you were you'd at least come up with something interesting to be quoting, right? Are you just such an uninteresting person that the best thing you can come up with for a thread is to start posting unattributed quotes? Fucking sad. It actually boggles the mind knowing that you're so uninteresting and desperate for attention that you'd resort to something like this. I'd wish you the best, but for you I can tell the best is absolutely awful.

You can revert back to being a twink after being a trap, can't you?

dick is dead and maybe some bobs

Don't do it man, it'll be a pain in the ass.

that's only if you become a dumb tr*nny

is this what you're talking about

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Traps =/= Trannies

Just don't mess with shit like hormones and don't get HIV and you're good.

just do cardio, lose weight, shave, and wear a skirt
suck his dick it's fun
dumb sissy

That's like bronies =/= furries.
Say it all you want, but only someone with the big gay would care to divide what is clearly the same shit.

So I come to Jow Forums and try not to be gay.
But this is literally first thread and next one is about a bottle of cum.
Jow Forums what are you doing with me? I don't want other people to think I have no personality other than being a faggot(even though I really don't have one). Can you please stop being gay for a day or at least concentrate gayposting in one thread?

His life you dumb nigger

Imagine someone from the world of free speech policing someone from the caliphate for saying the wrong thing.

this guy was literally born in 2000
let that sink in anons

he was like in 1st grade when Jow Forums came out

don't do it.
yeah, its unfortunate that you aren't a big guy but don't go down the gay path just because of that.
start gaining weight and working out

This, lift instead.

he would have been 3 or 4 at the time

this
fit guys>trannies

Thanks, now I know I should eat more meat.

that guide is a meme

all "trap aesthetic" guides are memes.

2010-2012 was really the golden age.
>browsing /b/ at 2 am
>see a qt3.14 with a timestamp
>open the thread
>she has a little surprise in her panties
>other anons follow with naughty pictures
>no politics or raceplay
>no use of the word "trans"
>google the word "trap" and you only find a few imagefap dumps

Traps were cool when they were still underground. Now they're just gay.

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go for it, live and let live.
just keep in mind the long-term.

don't be a fag and lift

Haha I would have been your embarrassing friend 5 years ago
Assert your masculinity if you still have some
Or just admit you're as genderless as any tech-addicted young person who gets many times more sexual pleasure from their pc than from humans

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pure ownage

I differentiate and am pretty certain i only got the smol gay.