Working class/middle class hate thread

Working class/middle class hate thread
Shit these serfs do:
>shop at Walmart
>eat shitty food
>can't afford car insurance so if they hit you they run
>don't even own a suit or know how to wear one
>wear cargo shorts and sandals
>buy $5 bottles of wine for your dinner parties
>go to community college for a shitty degree or certificate that's worthless
>never network or volunteer and then bitch how they can't move up the corporate ladder
>doesn't play golf, the White Man's Sport™

God DAMN I hate the proletariat

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man it's gotta suck living in the midwest

>imagine being so trashy that you're born in a flyover state
I'm going to be sick

wow, Ive been trolled, epically, by an epic troll

No trolling. What are you, poor? Here's some more signs you're low class scum:
>doesn't save any money, no money put into retirement. When they get old they leach off the system
>smokes weed by buying eighths
>drinks bottom-shelf liquor
>eats canned sauce
>only eats out at fast food places

>isn't a recognizable name in town
>had a kid before 25
>never joined a fraternity
>watches plebball, swears allegiance to team
>buttons the top button of shirt if not wearing a tie
>can't tie a tie

>leases anything (car, condo, phone, etc.)
>pays for everything on a credit card and pays the minimum every month
Fucking makes me want to vomit

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What happens if only some of these apply to me?

Then you're middle class and should be gassed

post timestamp of your watch

OP’s mad cause his GF got blacked by someone who’s poor

>this is what poor people think makes you rich
I have a 24k watch I keep in my safety deposit box, but I don't wear it because I'm not a flashy nigger. What do you think I am, nigger rich?
Guess how old I am. I also have $140k in stocks (index funds mostly), 40k left in my college fund (getting masters degree), and waiting on what will probably be $200k in inheritance when my grandparents pass away

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>didn't even read the post or see the image
Nope. I'll take your bump though, newfag serf

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Born into money and didnt earn any of this. And how exactly are you better than me?

Signs you're a richfag cocksucker
>drives an overpriced shitmobile
>absolute shit driving skills, thinks more expensive car always has right if way
>when he runs into you, he will lie and say its your fault
>when his AC, plumbing, electrical breaks, his pathetic /diy/ "skills" fuck it up more
>swallows his pride and calls me to fix it
>I now have to fix his fuck up + the original problem

Get fucked. I upcharge the shit out of faggot diyers.

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i can smell autism in here

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>wahhhh stop having more things than me, y-you didn't earn it wahhhhh
Boo hoo, poor faggot
Also those things you list don't apply to me because I'm old money, not new rich nigger money. That's the true difference between being upper class. That and my breeding, prestige, education, and culture make me better than you. It's why I'm 23 and will be your boss in a couple years and all you'll do about it is cry online about how your boss is 15 years younger than you. If you aren't upper class, you just can't win. I'm so well networked that everyone loves me. And you wanna know the main reason why I'm so attractive to them? Because people like you aren't doing it.
Why aren't you getting cultured? Why aren't you networking? Why aren't you developing a professional and public reputation? And you say I didn't earn anything... Grow up, get off your ass, and do something instead of being a whiney wagie cuck. I busted my ass in school. You think I can buy a degree? You think I bought my way through my CPA exams? Think again. That's why you'll always be a bottom feeder

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Reply if you have autism

>everyone loves me
>rich
>successful
but also
>Jow Forums
Yeah, alright. Excuse me if my grammar's not great as I am a nineteen year old Japanese girl.

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>muh sekret club
Now that's what I call gatekeeping

People with better lives have better ways to spend them. That's an incredibly basic concept.

the smell is getting stronger

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Stupid Bourgeoisie
Money can't save you from your alienated life

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What are you even talking about? Are you trying to be esoteric on purpose or are you just retarded?

Forgot to reply to him earlier but just FYI I filtered that watch spammer fag

Why would someone with their life together in a manner that you describe feel a need to frequent places like this?
As for retardation, not when I'm a nineteen year old japanese girl. They're pretty smart.

>"Why"
>a place like this (le "Jow Forums is a bad place" meme)
Where else can I call Britfags faggots? Are you implying rich people have no degree of sadism? Shitposting is cathartic. In fact, why am I even explaining this to you? Why are YOU here?

You're implying bad as in scary when I mean bad as in shit.
>Why are YOU here?
Retardation. You were right all along.

Where do you live richanon? Do you work at all?

hes a collegefag. Never worked a day in his life yet.

But most likely a larping poorfag. Hasnt posted any proof of being rich except a screenshot of someone else' bank account.
Sad.
Pathetic.
Pitiful.

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Connecticut. I'm on the board of directors of a 501(c)(3) that does international aid work. I don't do much except grant writing and website work. I'm also on a city committee but that's volunteer work. I go to school full time and volunteer at lots of things in my free time

>Post so nice he had to reply twice
This one's upset
What proof do you want that that's my bank account? I'll put in the most minor amount of effort but I don't give a fuck about your opinion really so if you want me to bust my ass like go to an ATM to prove it, then you can go fuck your mother

>all these longass posts
>"b-but i dont giv a fuc!"

Ok, least you could do is post a pic of your lexus/bmw/ meme brand car keys. Not even the car. Just the keys in your fucking pocket.
But you cant do that because you're a poorfag posting bait.

>this complete lack of reading comprehension
Idgaf lol
Short enough for you?

>b-but you're baiting
Then why are you responding?

>tfw gets sriracha on $800 Jacket of which the only purpose was to flex on the normies
>tfw gets hanged when commie revolution comes

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also post pic of your watch

also post timestamp of your watch

>can't even post timestamp of watch

what a retarded faggot

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post timestamp of your watch

imagine not posting a timestamp of your watch

I live in Connecticut too but I'm a dumb tradefag. Greenwich?

you sure do think you are better than everyone else eh