Guess what form of posting is all geared up and ready to return to Jow Forums?
That's right everybody. Hail to the king baby, because this time he's here to stay.
Guess what form of posting is all geared up and ready to return to Jow Forums?
I'll forget the fagg thing for now
thank you. i missed the chance to go for it. you've done dukeposting a great service as i was never able to go above quints.
based FaGG king
fuck bumpcult
fuck
would it be FaGG posting?
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fucking scriptfags
dukeposters dont use scripts only cirnofags do
For now indeed.
Hell yeah, man. Board's been surprisingly slow today though.
Based indeed
FaGG no more, however.
Absolutely based Argentinian
Blow it out your ass, the FaGG ID is entirely supplemented by past gets, IDs, and banter that your posts never achieve.
>a fucking leaf
wasted shitty dubs
>be american
>get shot
>crAB
>having an opinion
heh
Rawlin for faGG ID.
crabs are based
>be Canadian
>ruin bacon
Not everyone can have Serbia's country code in their ID, Balkan-lover
>9O9
At least it looks nice
They will all once again blow it out their asses
Very true.
Better a crab ID than a gay ID.
Only with your support as well, fellow American.
Dukeposting's gotta keep going. Those foreign bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my board.
blow it up and into my ass daddy duke
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGG
Fuck you and your king. Blow it out your ass please.
Oh jeez.. the faggg is looking for attention again.
Damn straight they will, they're an inspiration for birth control
Based Russian, Fagapore has never been straight.
PeZ ID
Also yeah, what thread does he not show up in? It was inevitable.
When will the
>Fagapore is gay
meme stop?
>nerd rage
*teleports behind you*
*unsheets butilka*
nothin personnel, fatty
i would guess when you take off the name Fagapore
Hail to the king, baby
If Jow Forums still has a newspaper, let’s hope we make it a second time.
*A challenger approaches*
wtf is that
go make out with fagapore or something god
Go back to your hiatus Duke Nukem, you're drunk.
Even if I'm not the king of Jow Forums, I can safely say that you'll never rule Jow Forums either.
Are you gonna blow it out your ass, or do I have to blow your ass out?
Here, I blew something really nice and creamy out of my ass, daddy Nukey.
bump for the yuros to see
checked
based
checked
good get, mr. minister
,>Ashleyfag attentionwhoring again
dear god those digits
yippee shit out my dick motherfucker
nice
>filename
>quints
glad somebody remembers
checked
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING NO THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this
Take my (you)’s as payment for keeping the thread up.
Don’t you worry, Duke will never, ever stop defending this board from Euros, gays, frogs, and every other threat we face.
You’re damn right it’s happening you Gypsy. Nobody steals our quints and lives.
Keep pouring maple syrup on your sandwiches, Leaf.
Congrats man. Nice post!
At least you’re here to witness it.
>Blow it in my ass.
>KOC ID
Ahahahaha! Nice one anti-duke, you’ve become what you sought to destroy
Goes with the general theme of the post.
Checked!
>crAB ID
based
Fair enough
Here are my (you)'s
Crab sex
DUKEPOSTING ETERNAL
Holy shit
Witnessed the return of the Duke himself
Bump for this mad get
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Guess what form of posting is all geared up and ready to return to Jow Forums?
That's right everybody. Hail to the king baby, because this time he's here to stay. my ass faggot
>Angloids still mad
>post same thing
>expect different result
They will once again learn to blow it out their azzzz
get of the month
post of the month
I blow ass.
isnt that what you do too?
Sure is.
They've hated us since we seperated from their shitty empire, and always will.
Based clownpiece
ass blow, i do
Last time I’ll bump this thread unless someone else replies, otherwise it’ll just go down as another major get for Dukeposting.
Every bant user better recognize that dukeposting isn't going anywhere
THE DUKE IS BACK
>it's not cirno
Thank you, duke.
>bane in the background
i dont know why its so funny to me but seeing him in the gym is hilarious
You gotta lift big to be a big guy
true
chek'd and kek'd
absolutely based
It’s never left, just needed some revitilization in the hearts of American posters.
You bet he is, and this time he’s a little bigger where it counts.
Board’s got enough bumpcults as is, plus Dukeposting had been deprived of gets for too long.
Thank you chilelbro, take my (you).
The Fagg of Jow Forums
>Romanian
Based.
Bantz most uppity Fagg back at the attention whoring.
>Romania
Maybe the day of the rake can be post-poned.
See , I'd rather this thread die than turn into an attention-whoring bumpcult.
Though as long as Benedict Arnolds like you exist, I have reason to post.
Based
>Everyone who disagrees with me is a Benedict Arnold
>i-if i call him a brainlet he'll stop using slang terms
(you)
You mean, you'd rather have it extinguished by a dozen shitty frog/gay/imptrash threads? Where is your sense in pride? The dukeposters abandoning this place is half of why it's such a dump to begin with!
For every decent thread like this, /pol9k/ can just shit out a dozen canned greentexts to bury it!
You raise a fair point, Russian user, perhaps you are meant to be our brothers in arms here.
Dukeposting and classic Jow Forums culture will never truly die, and now that you mention it this thread should stay up for as long as it can as a testament to that.
You see, the reason that people spend the effort to keep these threads alive to begin with is because they remind us of better times on Jow Forums and rarely, over the course of their extended existence, result in the creation of new original content, like the gnome thread gleaning this from Flipanon. The flag thread, the oldest thread type on Jow Forums, still makes new banners with each iteration!
Long live Jow Forums!
That put a smile on my face again.
Your point is valid though, rarely have I ever seen the life support frog get new content from a thread that lasts for more than 5 days, though I have seen new content come from the aforementioned flag threads, early duke threads, countrygirl threads, etc.
Long live Jow Forums indeed!
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based
ass
Kudos OP.