Which common household items can kill me in under 2 minutes 30 seconds? I would prefer a minimum amount of pain

I have instructions on how to make a fertilizer bomb should i just muslim myself

angry gf

and you call yourself an american?!?!

I suppose turning on the gas stove too fast so its autolighter doesnt light it could work. Keep all lights and fridges off n unplugged. Wait til its built up a huge gas cloud, and put the stove back to the ignitor mode.

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Probably would hurt a good bit, but less than sudoku
I would not recommend a DIY bomb due to potential failure and disfigurement, I would say to go for a DIY shotgun before you did that but that could be a risk as well

dont want to destroy my house retard

what's the difference if you're dead after

i have family and neighbors dude i just want to fade out

You don't actually want to commit suicide, you just want to attention whore on a Cambodian ice sculpting forum.

then you're not actually suicidal
wow you really suck at everything don't you?

i dont want to bother other people i just want to die, if i cant find a better way then i will but id rather not destroy a house just to kms

air will kill you after 60-80 years

Guns are pretty cheap. Find and old used one at a pawn shop.

yeah if i cant find anything efficient in the next week ill probably shotgun myself

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I'm thinking maybe cyanide or something

Hmmm, maybe turn off the breaker to a circuit, then pull the wires out of the wall that go to it. Tape the black one over your heart, and the white one over the same spot on your back. Then turn the breaker back on. The only circuit I can think of that would have enough slack is the outdoor AC in its conduit. You'll need a few tools to do it.

Ryan Gosling is a good actor too bad he’s mostly in romcoms

oh yeah that sounds clever

ikr im not even gay but i would fuck the shit out of him

Electrocuting yourself would be pretty quick with a good path to both legs of power, but 240V is probably not enough to be instant death, on second thought.

I’m talking about his acting ability..

oh yeah his performance in 2049 was incredible imo

yeah exactly I would fuck the shit out of his acting ability

Get really Jow Forums bro.

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user people will get paid good money to clean up the wreckage and the lack of a body will make your funeral cheaper on your family and friends you care oh so much about that clearly won't mind if you off yourself
face it user you're about as suicidal as every teenage girl who cuts their arm once in a bathtub and tells the entire universe how they "attempted suicide"
people who kill themselves do it cause they don't care for shit

I assume you're aware already, but in case you're not, this isn't true

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