a whale found dead in the MIDDLE OF THE FOREST at 300 km from the beach in BRAZIL
please explain to me how this happened
A whale found dead in the MIDDLE OF THE FOREST at 300 km from the beach in BRAZIL
Ryder Ramirez
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Elijah Ramirez
come on guys, you stole the flag of the islamic state, you have to solve it
Thomas Evans
I suspect this girl had something to do with it
Brandon Peterson
I concur. She's totally suspect
Carter Roberts
I did it and I have no intention of apologizing for it
Austin Howard
Ok it was me. I punctured the whale with a harpoon while out whaling with my japenese compdres and as a form of humor we transported the carcass to brazil and catapulted it into the forest. Lock me up
Brody Baker
dailystar.co.uk
this is true, please, help me to solve this
Thomas Hall
ur mom got lost in the forest lmao
Ryan Robinson
based
Jonathan Walker
Her small titties have confirmed our suspicions
Jace Watson
very strong wind
Elijah Young
Hmmmm~, either a tornado or a hurricane.
Jackson Smith
>fat, but not pregnant
Something is amiss...
Julian Moore
Tidal wave probably
Jace Gomez
no tornado happened in Brazil, never occurred, here does not have this kind of thing, we are in the middle of a tectonic plate
Carson Morris
Disgusting
Asher Jackson
Alright Brazil trips, you want the real answer...it was trying to get back to the moon to visit his family, but perished in the attempt, sadly landing in your jungle.
Jason Wright
better?
Jason Green
Second most plausible reason is that the whale got mixed up in drug trafficking, pissed off a cartel and was delt with.
Isaac Foster
poaching
Lucas Garcia
No
Jack Wilson
worse!
Isaiah Perez
i guess your mum escaped sea world
Jose Johnson
More of the homeless chick.
Carson Turner
BRazillian sopa de macaco is now sopa de baleia. Uma delícia.
Hunter Ortiz
maybe Hulk?
Zachary Williams
GOD NOTICED THAT VENEZUELANS ARE STARVING TO DEATH, AND HE TRIED TO SEND THEM A WHALE RAIN BUT HE FORGOT WHERE IS VENEZUELA ON THE MAP.
Austin Rodriguez
it's very common knowledge that whales fly inland to die
Colton Collins
HE GOT ONE SQUIRREL BITING HIS PEEPEEE...
Wyatt Campbell
Fresh out of her, but have a bunch of junkie bitches
here check her out
Aaron Lee
that's an american tourist
Jaxon White
>did all, wants more
all the eggs bitch
Carson Davis
bump
Adam Garcia
sopa do baleia
Ethan Moore
it's an artist promoting is art sculpture
Angel Williams
solid 10/10
Carson Martin
>american
Caleb Fisher
This most probably. I bet there's literally $$$$$ of drugs in baggies inside that whale.
Landon Walker
what the fuck
Ian Perry
the whale was going to establish a school for cetacean communist sympathizers
Ayden Morgan
nerve gas
Nicholas Carter
>girl
Robert Perry
>brazil has a gook problem
>gooks are known whale torturers
Its not that hard.
Samuel Nguyen
They have evolved