Guys I’m talking to a cute girl from Spain and I don’t know what to do. What should I say?

Guys I’m talking to a cute girl from Spain and I don’t know what to do. What should I say?

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They'll tell you

hello

Kill yourself phoneposting frogredditer

tell her about all the times you've been shot

here's what you say to pick up spanish women
"taco burrito enchilada huevos rancheros reconquista arroz frijoles"

This is someone from Spain not México I don’t think they eat tacos

literally the same thing

Tell her that perro caca.

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Hello, yes, I am a redditor and I need a valve to release all of my pent up WACKY and hilarious ideas and moments that I've gotten built up over my stay on the 'ole sub! It's hard keepin' in line with the reddiquette and all...

ANYWAYS... looks like I've found such a valve...
Yess, yess... ;)

Indeed, Jow Forums is a shithole, but w/e this is the only place I can post freely ya know... without moderation or any of that kind of authoritarian garbage.

So give me a sec, I need to open up my meme folder so that I can join with you free boys! Looks like you're really SHITTING it up here, amirite??
okay, I'll show myself to the door....

JK, but seriously, whew, does it STINK in here of SHIT. I mean like really, a big ol' Chipotle-tier shit splatter guys, holy shit, shit blessed by god and Jesus himself! heh

Ah man I can't seem to find the DANG images, fugg.

That's a meme, right? Yeah, Spurdo benis hahaha :_DDDD FINLAND HAHAHA
Why hasn't such an exquisitely DANK meme ever gotten big outside of this shithole? Like really, it's one of the only redeeming memes from this dump yet nobody outside of it knows about it... Sad!

But seriously, all I've got are some ... eh... images of Bowsette...
N-now don't get the wrong idea, It was only for "research," yeah...! Research... ;3

May aswell just text sHItPosT!

hAaaHAAahaHahAHaHHAahaHHH
i Am pErfeCTlY FinE dOc, I jUSt HaVe mUh diK iN A FAn AAaAAAAAAAaAAaaaaaaAaAaaaA
oh NONONONONONONO *WHEEEEEEZE* AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ha ha, well, looks like one of the Admins on my discord server just messaged me about some "personal shit" he wants to talk about ;3 so it looks like I've gotta go! Byeee~

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