All unsanctioned faggotry must cease.
All unsanctioned faggotry must cease
i could survive that
KILL THEM ALL!
The irony behind this thread is immeasurable.
Are you a sanctioned faggot?
Based!
you never even fired the gun lol
how stupid can one troll get?
Cease thy faggotry.
Having pictures of fags on your computer to post with other fags makes you gay user.
That's a $200 fine for unsanctioned and reckless faggotry without a license.
what about sanctioned faggotry?
But this isn't the UK!
the articles of confederation say that im a free inhabitant! i cant be arrested
Absolutely based.
You better have a license for that qt boi otherwise you get a $100 fine for lewd exposure.
PD is the issuer of faggotry licences.
>articles of the
$300 fine for failure to cooperate, reckless and unsanctioned faggotry without a type 2 permit or faggot license.
Try me homo.
im no faggot
Then carry on you glorious bastard. Hold it down m8 and slay the gay.
you'll never catch me pig!
*catches you with bait*
:3
$300 fine for failure to comply, lewd exposure, reckless and unsanctioned faggotry without a license.
Bad boi.
i thought it was legal to possess a small quantity of gay for recreational use
Selling faggotry licenses, for the low low cost of one dick pic
ok, that's hawt
here's all I got
Not in the UK m8 it's a psychoactive substance.
Are you in possession of recreational gay lad?
You go to faggot jail now. Enjoy daily ass rape from gay Muslims.
Okay I'll take it this time. Next time you better have a license.
Would you like to apply for one?
no sir mr officer sir
i'm clean i swear
yes sir, I'd like a gay license
>mfw one of the only few safe from this new regulation
I SURRENDOR
*unholsters superior Czech engineering*
"not if I can help it"
*pow pow!*
"Fuck the Police"
Mhmm. Then you won't mind if I search you?
Open enrollment isn't until June thank you XDXDXDXD
Good. Slay the gay.
K Colgate I accept your surrender. Please hand over all your gay.
*arrests you*
Nothing personnel kiddo.
IM NOT COLGATE!
Whatever you say crest.
of c-course not
i've got nothing to hide
*vigorously searches you all over*
Hmmmmmmmmmm I just need to do one more check. A cavity search to make sure you're not smuggling gay into bant.
>*arrests you*
Nigga you've been double tapped, look at the gif again. Your not arresting shit for a while even if you did survive that. Besides what are you gonna do, follow me throughout the Mojave desert just to get revenge?
Don't make me laugh.
Are you Toms then?
I have bulletproof faggot armor made by the Jow Forums range trap in exchange for her shooting my Gucci SCAR.
>follow me
Ring a ding ding baby.
ohnonono there's no reason to assume i'm smuggling anything
don't you need a physician to do a cavity search?
>impeading freedom
FILTHY COMMIE
Nope. I am the physician. Better relax.
*inspects your cavity delicately*
Asking someone to get a license is not impeding freedom. You still have the freedom to get a license XDXDXD
Yeah, how about they loicence your guns? And knoifs as well.
They do and have. We still need a license for certain guns.
What's wrong are you in possession of illegal gay?
No, all of my 50 units of homemade gay are legal and are only for private use.
wait you're not a physician
that licence is written in crayon
Do you have a permit to manufacture gay for private use?
Shhhhhh just relax and enjoy it.
*vigorously fingers your boi pucci*
>:D
Manufacturing gay never required any permits. Are you trying to get a bribe for something you don't even have any legal right to question? Thats low, officer Normie, even 4u.
Oooooh that’s it the gloves are coming off
Well fuck me then. I thought the range traps were just a meme.
I hereby sanction all faggotry
You need an FFL (federal faggotry license) in order to possess, manufacture or sell gay.
It's a controlled substance. I'm calling Putin.
Bring it toothbrush! MY DICK IS 10 INCHES
I am the range trap owo uwu u3u and all that FAL daddy best daddy he has the Rhode's and other battle rifles.
I'll bet you don't even have lobster at your range poor fag.
You can't you don't have the proper paperwork.
I dab on this thread and all the inbred retards in it
>I'll bet you don't even have lobster at your range poor fag.
That was to accurate it hurt. I pack PBJ's at the range, and use a thermal bottle for soup.
WE:LLL GUES WHAT I PEE IN UR ASS AND FACE SO FUCK U!!!!!!!!1
>I PEE IN UR ASS
NOPE
*dodge gay shit*
Only cute girls and maybe occasionally a cute boy are allowed to piss on me.
NO FUCK U I PUT MY DICKL IN U AND PEE IN U NOT ON U FRFIGGN DUMBASS NIGGER FAG FYCJ U GET OUT OF MY THREAD PIS IN UR MOUTH
I do not consent, stop trying to violate the N.A.P. or I will fuck you up statist fag.
^^^^^^^^
This guy pretends he's smart
He doesn't know I'm to much of a brainlet to even manage faking intelligence.
Laughable T B H desu.
vvvvvvvvvvv
lol
Good for you!
You’ll be breathing through after my hamster is finished.
Through it* IT. Goddamit.
I RAPE ALL OF U IN MOUTH THEN PEE AND SHART IN UR THROT!!11 FUCK U ALL
MY THREAD NOW NIGGER
Based
NO THSI IS MY RTHREAD GO AWYA NIGGER I PISS IN UR THRAOT
unless ur calling me based thats okay :)
> child being a child
Whereas this is not ironic.
STOP RESURRECTING DEAD THREADS NIGGER REDDITFAG
THIS IS MY THGREAD AND IT WILL DIE THAT WAY
It was literally the third post on the page
I will tolerate this.
LET THE TRHEAD DIE KIKE NIGEGR BITCH