Imagine not having gaye sexe in 2019

please beat me to death regardless akairain

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It feels like sticking something in your butte

gay sex is gay

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k

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Thank you jesus

no prob

what does straight sexe feel like?

oh

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fag (US)

I'm imagining it and it's far better than the alternative.

based and redpilled

Imagine still thinking lewdposting is the hot new subversive fad of Jow Forums.

cringe
based

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Wanna try it?

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no tjank you i like my bute withought benis in it thx

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Come on now my gundry, you can do better to knock down those gayposters and lewdposters. Certainly a little shitpost spam helps a long way, but it doesn't do much in the long-run against a vile creature whose entire being is bathed in it.

>implying we don't have you filtered out by default
>implying anyone gives a shit about your opinion

>Be German
>Lose 2 world wars
Implying your opinion on anything matters

Just who are you quoting?

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Quotes come in quotation marks you furry fag

Are you missing the absolute abuse of the quote function just committed, or did the droplets of cum mixing with semen on your screen obscure your vision of the post?
Also, prove it.

>be British
>think anyone in the world gives a shit about you, your country, or your opinion anymore
Hows brexit going? Strong and stable I heard?

Furrys belong in the chamber and you are on the top of the list fucking furry newfag.

>fucking furry newfag
Prove it.

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> imagine being economically less important than a country that loses two world wars and gets spilt in 2
> imagine being so cucked, you voluntarily give away your global empire

refer to
and
and

based fellow German

You too man

Ah, whereas in your post you abuse the quoting mechanism to make a 3rd-person commentary on an individual-- a message whose words in reality are not present within the thread and cannot actually be quoted-- my post, which you accuse of misquoting is in fact an example of proper quoting technique.
Who was I quoting? Why, I was quoting another post yours! One where you make the most heinous and dastardly claim of me being a " fucking furry newfag" without so much as a grain or shred of evidence. This post and the many other posts of yours in this thread are nothing short of monstrosity and I expect nothing to come of reply to such a low-IQ ESL individual, whose ironic support of lewdposting is complicit in the proliferation of this culture of despair and evil here on our fine imageboard, to understand. In fact, I'm fairly certain you're using a machine-translator right now, your poor proficiency in English adding to the flustering you already feel. For shame.

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Shit bait. But I'll give you a B+ for effort. I'd also advice to shoot yourself ASAP.

anime thighs

make a gay thread with akarin in the op again and she will personally enter your home while you sleep and beat you to death
lol underage newfags don't even know that the epic meme carrots are a quote function

anime thighs

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>meme carrots

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anime thighs

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anime legs

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when anime sex bots become real I'm gonna get one that has no legs below the knee. Really, I have no use for anything below the knee.
Same with arms. Why would someone even make a sex bot with arms? The market is already oversaturated with easy handjobs. I can give myself a handjob. Who in their right mind would even think of using a sex bot to get a hand job. I'm a visionary.

What's the problem? Suddenly you withdraw yourself to a second-person perspective on the whole issue of your quoting-mishap? To rate my grand post as but "Shit bait?" "Shit bait" he says. "Shit bait" says the poor Krautish individual whose poor comprehension of the English language leads his mind to blank out at the sight of such a block of text in the tongue. I can only imagine the twists and turns going through your mind as the thread updated and lo my reply with a highlighted (You) appeared. "What is this?" you think to yourself in your bastard Hunnic babble. "This has to be a joke" youthinks, and you open the Quick Reply with haste.
Ah, but the issue of misquoting and the upholding of proper imageboard standard mannerism is not a joke. Such a subhuman as yourself with a nation whose history reaped innocent, intelligent life out of greed and hubris on that European continent, such a creature should not have access to modern communication technology let alone the internet. Now off with ye, your supposedly "ironic" presence in this already-bad thread repulses even the most degenerative gayposter.

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If you want it that much I'll give you an A+ for effort. It's still shit bait and no matter how much time you waste on these posts nothing will change the fact that you are a newfag furry.

Imagine not purging gay threads

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at that point you might as well just use a fleshlight

I'm not sure who you are, where you came from, or why you're so perfect, and I don't imagine it particularly matters, but I love you. A lot.

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Untrue. I have uses for the rest of it.

what did you mean by that

lewd uses

ok.....

Like your glorious führer?

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Germans btfo

Tell me hows brexit going again? Oh yeah. Strong and stable.

>nobody in town
>no prostitutes
>nothing but old gross people on dating sites
lonely again tonight

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We're leaving the Jew block. Any negatives are compensated by the fact that we have nukes, a military and we don't use broomsticks to practice shooting like das Germans

>he seriously believes this

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>sticking your dick under a lamp for hookers
>assuming most hookers have enough nursing training to recognize an std by a fucking lamp
Oh aussies.

Enjoy having negative influence over any European laws but having to bend over backwards to comply with them so you can do any fucking business at all with literally the worlds largest economic market.
Enjoy having your entire oh so great car industry already having pulled out even though you offered them massive tax cuts and money to not leave your sinking incestous ship.
Never forgett strong and stable.

i am not an expert at all

the genuine butthurt from krauts over brexit never ceases to amaze

mfw somebody reached a level of Jow Forums tardness that he actually believes shit like that

Russia has a great military too. Even Venezuela's military isn't too bad. Enjoy your economic crisis, faggot

pic related, uk after 5 years of economic crisis when labour gets elected

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>butthurt
So stating facts is butthurt now? Is this what you actually believe? But of course Australia would come to aid their Queen.

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but why's it a personal thing?

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Why would you imply that it's personal?

cuz krauts keep bringing it up

Shut the fuck up you piece of fucking shit go and suck a nigger dick you filthy subhuman faggot

So why is Hitler so personal to the rest of the world? Cause every time you post with a German flag someone will come up with
>muh WW2
>muh Hitler
>muh Nazi
Seems pretty fucking personal to me then. Psychotic even with how often people bring it up.

>india
>calls others subhuman

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Go suck dick white faggot

he's probably the most famous human being to ever live along with ceasar and einstein i guess

i blame jews

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Don't you have some women to rape or some street to shit in?

And how often do you bring up Einstein in a completely unrelated discussion?
Hitler is literally what people bring up when they can't think about a counter argument or anything of value to bring to the conversation as long as the other person is German. A cheap get out free card to act smug about like it's the second coming of Christ in form of a counter argument.

>average white "banterer"

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stfu hitler with ur angery twitchy stupid moustache

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Don't you have some Javascript project to code?
Or some street shitting accident to die in?
Hows that superpower by 2020 working out for ya?

why is "men" quoted and who are you quoting?

Lmao faggot

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Imagine being a German lefty obsessed with brexit while your women are raped by refugees and the only time people think of you is when they talk about Hitler or sausage.

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I always though PD was a girl when I played for some reason

Chlorine Chicken
You should play the updated unity version

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I was going to say maybe it's because I played Shovel Knight first, but apparently Plague Knight is a guy, too

the plague doctor is a girl bud
darkestdungeon.gamepedia.com/Plague_Doctor
>A doctor, researcher and alchemist who prefers to hang back, eating away at her
>her
Don't be fooled by these gayposting fags

Based Leaf.