> felt like eating watermelons
> brought one
> ate it
> felt good
> next day
> ate another watermelon
> felt good
> next day, woke up
> tummy started rumbling
> okay let me feed my toilet
> went to the bathroom
> as soon a I sat down on my toilet
> spluuurt my ass was shooting shit like it was a fire engine
> didn't even move for like 5 minutes
> it didn't stop
> fucking Lord I don't wanna die
> my ass calmed down for a few seconds
> phew
> huge rumbling again
> this time it was a flaming hot liquid
> I don't think I'm going to survive this
> I sprayed my butthole with cold water
> it burned like hell
> finally the heatwave stops
> fell down to the floor with tear in my eyes
> okay I'm never eating h2omelons again
> today
> really hot
> thirsty
> okay I'll eat a watermelon
felt like eating watermelons
Parker Phillips
James Scott
>eat food
>get diarrhea
God bless India.
Daniel Cook
Why no poop in street?
Thomas Johnson
I hope you get shot tomorrow
Samuel Allen
That's not very nice.
Justin Anderson
Eat big Macs and get fat you frickin weebs
Easton Price
But that has cows in it.
Gabriel Carter
India super power by next year.
Zachary Long
can't wait for this to finally happen
Evan Butler
Shitting on the moon by 2021. Bet.
Carson Reyes
Cuz paki sand niggers go bye bye?
Nathaniel Price
>okay let me feed my toilet
Fake and gay
Brandon Lopez
Hey ireland!
Brody Green
Hey
Anthony Johnson
Poland super plumbers by 2020.
David Jackson
Why are you better than england?
Asher Taylor
corn starch is the best way to stop a burning asshole
Tyler Perry
pOLAND won't exist by 2020
Grayson Cooper
Hey poland!
Luke Scott
Lincoln Collins
Imma visit you soon!
Wyatt Edwards
Fuck off beaner!
Eli Taylor
Why?