felt like eating watermelons

> felt like eating watermelons
> brought one
> ate it
> felt good
> next day
> ate another watermelon
> felt good
> next day, woke up
> tummy started rumbling
> okay let me feed my toilet
> went to the bathroom
> as soon a I sat down on my toilet
> spluuurt my ass was shooting shit like it was a fire engine
> didn't even move for like 5 minutes
> it didn't stop
> fucking Lord I don't wanna die
> my ass calmed down for a few seconds
> phew
> huge rumbling again
> this time it was a flaming hot liquid
> I don't think I'm going to survive this
> I sprayed my butthole with cold water
> it burned like hell
> finally the heatwave stops
> fell down to the floor with tear in my eyes
> okay I'm never eating h2omelons again
> today
> really hot
> thirsty
> okay I'll eat a watermelon

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>eat food
>get diarrhea
God bless India.

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Why no poop in street?

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I hope you get shot tomorrow

That's not very nice.

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Eat big Macs and get fat you frickin weebs

But that has cows in it.

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India super power by next year.

can't wait for this to finally happen

Shitting on the moon by 2021. Bet.

Cuz paki sand niggers go bye bye?

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>okay let me feed my toilet
Fake and gay

Hey ireland!

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Hey

Poland super plumbers by 2020.

Why are you better than england?

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corn starch is the best way to stop a burning asshole

pOLAND won't exist by 2020

Hey poland!

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Imma visit you soon!

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Fuck off beaner!

Why?

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