Ask a Mexican anything

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make me

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I can't imagine her wiping with effectiveness. Must smell like stale shit when you lie in bed with her to sleep. (sorta like sniffing your underpants after shitting).

how do I get a mexican braphog gf?

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red or green

no

tu tierra es mia.

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Where in Mexico can I find the best spic wife at?

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whats up with the bestiality, why is it so acceptable down there

Every time I come across a mexican tourist they're both unnecessarily loud and have no concept whatsoever of what personal space means.
Why? Is there a reason for this?

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just be white.

>build wall.

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we are not canadians. we have catholic values.

yes. tu madre esta puta perra fea

Why can't government forces destroy cartels?
I know that the cartels are well secured and there are former military experts working there.
But the cartels do not have aviation, no artillery, there are no opportunities that the goverment has. But they still exist and frighten ordinary Mexicans.

I never hear of Canadians putting on donkey shows

300 years of spanish civilzation were not enough.

tu tierra me pertenece, esclavo blanco. Ahora ve a aprender nuestro idioma, come mierda.

Mi madre es una santa y tu eres una putona.

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>Why? Is there a reason for this?
/trv/ says otherwise.

North and west mexico.

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Male or Female? Age?

canadian love dogs dicks.

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this is not omegle, fuck off jew.

hey i've stayed at that hotel

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TOGTFO

me too.

did you like sonora?

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Pon más imágenes de culonas.

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ok padre, solo porque nos diste civilization, raza blanca y chorizo.

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TOGTFO. Attention whore.

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las panchitas tienen mas culo que las europeas?

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i've only been there twice, and don't remember much about the city itself. renting the ATV's and tearing it up around the desert behind the hotels was a blast though. no issues there

Was planning a trip to Mexico City, Mexican Coworker told me I should visit Hermosillo instead. this a meme?

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Why can’t you stay in your own fucking country if it isn’t a shithole?

Cheers.

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mexico its very crowded and chaotic. hermosillo is a normal city with the best white mexican woman and best steaks.

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gross fat ass implants.

because, indeed, its a shithole.

just gimme my food stamps and welfare and shut up nig nog.

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No hay mucha diferencia, aunque destacan por tener más pecho.

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Mexicans like whites? yes or no?

I dont, but neither american nigs.

Do you spit or swallow?

What is the best way to learn Spanish?

onions un chico.

Why do you all like to garden?

Does Mexico do Barbecue/Steaks well? I like the spiced up Chipotle type stuff but don't want to live off it if I visit

Also, if I bring my woman is she gonna get cat called or do you people respect a man's property?

>ask me anything
Go back to pleddit you filthy subhuman.

live in one of our shitholes.

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My mom is from Monterrey whats it like there?

who doesnt?

yes, specially in north mexico, we grill steaks with chorizos with guacamole every sundays.

no, but the man would stare at your blonde woman.

awesome.

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Rosarita or Ensenada.
Marry a farm-girl/Vinyard/Mescal girl.
Drug and disease free virgins.
Her family will love you. Just get her out of Mexico.
100% loyal. Just knock her up.
Fucken beautiful too. Eats fuck all. Watches her weight and goes to yoga to keep fit and flexible.
She wont take shit off any cunt, and will back you 110%.
>T. Drove a vw beetle around Mexico for 3 months and wifed my bitch.

What's "chico"?

Why are Mexicans so poor?

you like nopales?
>mexicans move in next to me
>got a cactus forrest sorta on my property
>old mexican grampa gesturing to me if he can have some of my cactus
>sure amigo
>next day the cactus is devastated completely over harvested
>got a super cactus growth now they keep harvesting it so much

is it really that good with eggs?

bhoy.

we are not poor. only indios.

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She always tries to take me there but i refuse she says the women will go crazy for me. Skyline looks nice

I dont like them, but a lot of people eat that with eggs. nopales are slimy.

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Any sugestions?

yes, how a desert shithole jail go to far?

Will I get the shits if I drink your water and eat your food?

food, if its condimented with too much salsa

water is alright.

Brunette. Hah. Sounds like a nice trip.

>yes, how a desert shithole jail go to far?
White people. That is the only reason.
But, which specific Spanish shitholes do you reccomend?

Spain is the only decent shithole.

why are mexicans so stupid and lazy? The maintenance in my apartment are all spics and dont do any work

Lmao. What wall? Most of us go legally anyways

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Tell them you're australian, and obviously be white

thats a mystery

Didn't know she was Mexican

is it really that easy bros?

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How did you learn English?

Do y'all really eat rice and beans every fucking day? Tejanos around here say that everyday their mothers and grandmothers feed the arroz y frijoles. That's why so many Mexicans are fatasses.
t. Texas

I live in the border with Texas, we have american television and I studied since I was eight years old with american teachers.

Beans and rice are poor people's food. So most Mexicans eat that every day.

Nothing wrong with beans though.

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Do Mexicans speak Spanish slower than people from Spain, when i visited Madrid I couldn't understand a thing?

>mexican
>Mi madre es una santa

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no, they just speak the retard version

hahahaahha yes. spaniards speaks very fast and I hate their horrible accent. ours is better. see it

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Are you going to jump the wall?

I dont think any mexican who owns a computer would ever want to move to the us.

theres a fence. i have visa only for shopping and stare at white woman.

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This is allowed in the ethnostate right?

Can we call ourselves "white" if we don't colonise?

sorry for insulting your mom actually starting to feel bad about it

>Americans speak Spanish slower than people from Spain

Yes, with the exception of Canarias. (Cuba 2.0.)

Is there a 'white' area of Mexico?

geez, what a pussy.

the damage is done.

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Do you consider yourself white?

We would be right up there with you if we didn't have such a large Maori/islander population. You got lucky with the abos

yes. north,west and bajio mexico

and rich areas in mexico city

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i know the damage is done. Thats why im sorry. idc if im a pussy. it was mean.

basque. yes.

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What prevent places like monterrey being swarmed by poor people and drug problems?

>mean
bitch, you are in internet version of auschwitz called pol, I receive daily racial slurs here.

Funny, because you just describe American tourists in Europe.

very low, its the richest and more educated city in mexico

thats no excuse for me to be an asshole though. I just wanted you to know that.

How important was the Cristero War?

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