Every time I tell people they have to suck my dick they don't believe me
Every time I tell people they have to suck my dick they don't believe me
make them believe
I also don't believe you have a dick
How, burger-san
Lol What that cat gonna do with all the spaghetti?
force it if need be, show them the error of their ways
how can they suck something they can’t even see with the naked eye ?
A-Are you absolutely sure burger-san? I'm by no means a lawyer but I think I've read somewhere that's supposed to be one of those crime things
only if you get caught
But ofcourse, it's so obvious now! You are wise beyond your years
why do I have to suck your dick?
because
my biological mindbrain is telling me this is something that needs to happen
You gay as fuck
i dont think your dick is 8 inches
what happens if they don't sukc you're dick?
You lie sir, you lie and slander my honor
I challenge you to a duel of penile fencing
Prepare to die
i assume its Flatworm rules? whoever loses becomes the female?
That's not gonna be a rule so much as it's gonna be an inevitable consequence
you're gonna regret it when you lose and i break your dick
ill also have you know im an expert in wielding a short sword
A short sword is no match for the mighty zweihander
well too bad you're lacking one of those. and as this is a duel you cant get the uncle that used your butthole as a sheathe to help you either
hmmm, so you'd allow me to suck your dick?
i watched the princess bride for the first time over the christmas holidays, what a fun and wholesome movie
indeed it is