What's the most retarded thing you've ever done?
What's the most retarded thing you've ever done?
Levi Butler
Justin Price
think back through my life to try and find the most retarded thing I've done when the retard was inside me all along
Jose Lee
Put my peepee inside peanut butter.
Adrian Phillips
literally perfect
Kayden Williams
Underestimated both the speed of a car and the hardness of bitumen
Aiden Ross
Post in this thread
Landon Allen
Browse Jow Forums in a regular basis
Juan Cruz
Put my pp in the nutella jar, took the photo and sent it to girl
Hunter Anderson
Spend a year in Queensland!
Bentley Mitchell
i once put a piece of raw spaguetti inside a hole on the remains of my foreskin (illustratede in pic related) It got stuck there for about a week until i got frustraded and pulled it out with a pair of scissors. The foreskin remains had absorbed the spaghetti stick as if it was a piece of bone, and all around it whas clotted blood. It took a while to heal back and now the hole in the scar looks like an earring hole
Easton Thomas
pissed myself while asleep because I had a dream about pissing into a toilet and that translated into IRL
Anthony Parker
This but I had a cream dream. My boxers were covered in cum.
Josiah Morales
what the fuck lmao
Justin Sanchez
Trying Heroin. I didn't get addicted to it or anything. It was the only time I did it. But it's still probably the most retarded thing I've ever done.
Dylan Lee
Juan Martinez
idk i don't do a lot of things in general
David Gutierrez
That's actually kind of interesting.
Andrew Stewart
Doing it wrong
Parker Anderson
I brought some of my friends to the back yard of the abandoned house next door when I was a kid. It had a huge rock retaining wall that we were climbing down. I was higher up than my friend and accidentally broke one of the rocks free. It fell and landed directly on my friend's fingers. Smashed the bones to bits. His hand was never the same after that. He and his family weren't my friends after that either.
Gabriel Reed
Funniest fucking thing I've read all week.
Well done, Mexico.
Michael Long
When I posted on Jow Forums - International/Random
Juan Perez
uhscuse me nigger what
why did you keep spaghetti there
Jace Martin
easier access than shoving it in your penor hole
Aaron Jenkins
not committing suicide yesterday night
Ian Rivera
When i was 18 I thought I was so good at driving I raced a friend during a thunderstorm in the highway and crashed the shit out of my car. The car was totaled, I was traumatized and didn't drive again until a few years passed.
Ethan Walker
I used to be a wigger. Now that I'm much older I think my mum dropped me as a baby because I'm pretty retarded socially
Adrian Brown
Cot ID.... Does this count cat fags?
Brayden Martinez
Dancin in bed after i cleaned the mess in my room.
Michael Ramirez
what do you think
Alexander Diaz
Owen Bell
lol
Joshua Allen
I jumped off a rather high building because of a dare when i was 12
Gavin Sanders
Licked a pole when it was about - 25°C. My tongue got stuck and I had to rip it off the pole. I bled a lot and pieces of my tongue were stuck to the pole
Isaiah Anderson
thought i'm smart
Kevin Martinez
>girl approached me offering free sex
Good bye virgins
>I just looked at her and said nothing
Oh I'm still a virgin
Happened so many times to me.
Brandon Gutierrez
came here