Jow Forums plays 2 truths and a lie

I love a Russian boi
I have jungle fever
I hate faggot posters

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1)I have a girlfriend, who I hide my bisexuality from
2)I have qualifications in tech, which I literally cheated for
3)I've sold pictures of my body to strangers over discord

ANGLOS ARE FAGGOTS
ANGLOS DSERVE TO BE KILLED
ANGLOS DO NOT DESERVE TO BE KILLED

IF YOU DID NOT KNOW THE FIRST TWO ONES ARE TRUE AND THE LAST ONE IS A LIE

1 you don't hide it. Even her bf Abdul knows that.

I inherited a shitload of dollerydoos
I have a gf
I fucked your mum

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I Live in a nice house
I have a great family
Fandoms are good and not retarded

I did 1000x with crypto
I killed my dad
I drink every day because of it

the last ones a lie

Incorrectimundo, I'm WAYYY too insecure to be in some kinda of swinger/cuck relationship, I'd rather be single

the last 2 are fake, the first one explains why you spend all your free time on r/banter

Incorrect. Flamboyant unironic faggot posters fucking suck. There's a reason I only ERP in shit threads and that's to spare bants front page from enabling more faggotry.
Fuck off nugbt faggots we're full.

only one is fake
read the rules dumbass

romanians are so infuriated of knowing they are the pajeets of europe that they resort to this. how embarrassing.

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HEY
FUKC YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP FLOARDIA NIGGRRRRRRRRRRRR
U LIOVE IN AMERICA THERFOR U R GAY FAT NIGEGR FBITCH FUHCKJL YIOU

I know you're a troll but I'll bite

Actually correct, brits unironically assume any given Romanian is a sub-human gypsy

hEYU IM NOT A FUCKIUNG TROL IA M REPRESDTN ROMANIA
SO REPSRTC US NBIGGER BITECH U DUMB SHITTISH ASS NIGGGGER FUCK YOU I WIL PIS AND HSIT IN YOUR SEAT AND FORC ED UR AACE IT IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay so clearly you're pretty man, since you wan't to "shit and piss" and force my (face?) in it.

I'll strike a deal. If you admit you're a troll, I'll accept to you peeing on my face (that's kinda hot)

So many typos, but it's like 3:50AM here and I'm too tired to care

RIP, didn't even get the time right

I'm not overweight.
I don't own a gun.
I don't drive a truck.

Whiter than you, Mohammed.
Heh, based brits calling out those filthy gypsies.

I'm russian (ethnic)
I can play the guitar
I regularlly post on Sosach

>I'm russian (ethnic)
Ha cocaч, быдлo.

baguette
croissant
bonjour

#2, I bet you're blind
those are awfully subjective, and 3 is iffy to me... I will say that you meant it as a lie
#2, ruskis will drink to anything
Shit, this one is tough. Any two pair really well, but statistically speaking I think #2 is the most likely to be a lie.
#1 is the lie, too easy archive.nyafuu.org/bant/search/username/Thafore Mablo/page/1/
manger cul de moi

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i have a big pp
i hav smol pp
i have avg. pepe

wrong

Oh shit. I'm sorry. Do you mind if I asked what happened?

Is this implying that you have two dicks?

One attached to his balls, one up his ass

you're either big or smol
average is made up meme to make dicklets feel better about themselves
so considering rules #1 is a lie
Cancer, I was the last person to shot him with painkillers and that tipped him over the edge into agony, and there is no coming back from that, he died a day after.
And no, I don't drink alco at all.

Cancer is a motherfucker, it wasn't you.
Good for you for staying away from booze.

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well shit

I see
I'm white
I'm brown
I'm Eldridge God

#3rd a lie
you're brown but you sound like a nerdy white kid

No

youtube.com/watch?v=ppiGTLqfaWc

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You're not a full god until you fertilize a goddess' egg

1. I can sing at a level where I could do it professionally
2. I've inadvertently fallen in love with a 16 year old girl
3. I suck at literally every video game I've ever played but I'm great at traditional games

eeewwww tentacles are gross

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2 heavens in the same thread?