Jow Forums Boss Raid

Decided to host this one early today for any European anons who might like to join.

ITT: Jow Forums Boss Raid!

This BOSS appears out of nowhere.

Rules:
Read the full rules here: dragonchan.iridia.net/
Get the script here:
github.com/ihavenoface/dragonchan-userscript

Here's some info about this boss:
name@HorsemanOfConquest
difficulty@medium
element@random
health@23000

If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT

Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)

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Other urls found in this thread:

dragonchan.iridia.fr/7621103
twitter.com/AnonBabble

dragonchan.iridia.fr/7621103

HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.

you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone, regardless of what class you are!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, changing the minimum roll to 22 and above; however, he will no longer heal himself

gay thread

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TL;DR
Your ID determines your class, if you don't know what class you are or what you class does please ask!
Last 2 digits of your post determine how much damage you do, though if you roll below an 11 you will instantly die, which also heals the boss.

roll

avenge

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I hope I don't get Warlock or Bard because I have no images on this computer.

nickname@OP
Thank you brother, you did some good damage. Though we'll need a healer or a 69 get for the revive.
Looks like you're also a knight.

Knight I can do

Wait no, you're a bard, shit.

Why
oh
vowel
fuck

just post images
avebge

Shit, one off.
I'd imagine 69 is coming up soon though

ill for it

avenge

You have to quote the post where one initially died at to avenge them properly, apologies for not making that clear.

avenge and hopefully revive

here to save the day

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Alright then, as the resident bard here's my hymn. May it inspire you in your battle.

Wake up, Simons, Dukes and Leaf Girls,
I summon all of Jow Forumser nation.
If we all can work together
We will defeat this abomination

go team

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summon@water
Hell yeah, thanks for the revive lad.
Alright, time to bring the pain.
Looks like we got another warlock!
This is about to get broken

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you have my sword

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summon@water
I was hoping we wouldn't get a fire element boss again, but I guess it happens
Great song there Norway, let's hope it calls forth a leaf to aid us in our task.

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200

I found a magical kot that will aid us in our quest

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nick@Reg

summon@earth
You have my hostess product
And I summon a delicious American snack!

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greem

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summon@water
based, here have a frogekit

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ohhhh

nickname@reggie

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nickname@blueknight

the bard song

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nickname@duke
guess i'll stick with it

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summon@water
Gotta be kidding me.
Alright whatever, I don't need a nickname to kick sonic's ass.

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I have arrived

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summon@water
Ah welcome brother! I see we have yet another warlock to aid us in this battle.

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attack

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attack again

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hehe

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nickname@powder

summon@water
Ouch, one off from crits both times.
hehehohaha
hello me old chum

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ever listened to dopesmoker?

dammit forgot image
joke ruined

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summon@water

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nickname@Vae

summon@water
Isn't that like an hour long metal song?
Never actually listened to all of it
Spurdo :DDDDDDDD

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chop

chop~

die sanic

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chop~~~

summon@water
ploosh

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~chop

summon@water
you madman! your chops are too powerful for this land

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summon@water
lets get risky

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fuck

Im taking the risk

Ahhh I shouldn't have done that.
Fucking imptrash threads, i swear

sure, blame the imptrash

yeah that wasn't imptrash

chop

Ohh you're goin' in the Great Book of Grudges for that remark

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NEED HEALING

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chop~

chop~~

chop~~~

Aim for crits, Umgi!

chop~~~~

this is what happens when we don't have any clerics

chop~~~~~

chop

chop~

How can I inspire you when I have run out of inspiration

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chop~~

I will go for the 00s.
Be patient, brothers.

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eh, why not

Joining us again, or is this a different russian user?

A CLERIC

Again, I'm especially autistic today.

Exactly. Let me mend your tired souls.

It's fine, you are among peers

oh, hi

summon@water
Haha, welcome back then friend.
nice fafra ID

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This one a hard one, gotta saw his leg off first i guess.

that's a lotta damage

Oh wow, this is a nice ID for a thread like this.

yeet

summon@water
I do believe it is safe to restart the offensive, lads
oh shit i didn't notice that.
ebin as hell
Another bard! Welcome to the fray, cousin.

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summon@water
ultra mega cannon lizard

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I kinda think this game needs a lot more boss interaction for slower boards like Jow Forums
You can just wait out those 10 digits and everyone can keep on dpsing as normal, bit flawed.

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O V E R L O A D

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summon@water
You're very much correct, though personally I'm not sure how to go about doing that.

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chop

nickname@DUCKFUCK

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summon@water
Go, my water beast, extinguish them in the name of all that is Duke!
Such a grand entrance for a ranger, welcome welcome.

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Boss hp maybe so if we don't kill boss until bumplimit we failed? So people would actually use their classes abilities rather then just spamming, for example I'm pretty useless as a healer right now and since everyone is alive and my damage is nonexistant unless I go for 00.

summon@water

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chop~

That almost never happens.
As long as we have a couple decent classes,
we almost always finish.

chop~~

2 am, getting a bit sleepy