I've jacked off in every school I've ever been to
Confession Time
Christian Martin
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Brandon Collins
and you ended up on Jow Forums. really makes you think
Hudson Wood
No it doesn't man. No it doesn't
Carson Smith
i tore a septic baby and christpher'd the toilet at work. completely katrina'd the place and bailed before the coast guard came.
Aiden Gray
Still better than pants shit
Let's hope it can't be traced back to you
Christian Adams
it was me who pressed the fire alarm that one time in highschool
Jayden Torres
I knocked up my ex when she was only 16 or 17 but luckily her thot body rejected it after a month and a half and it came out as a super heavy period. Still almost got us caught though, because she didn't hide her fucking tard cravings.
Daniel Bailey
i just ate a full packet of orea flavoured mini eggs i don't know why they don't even taste good and now my tummy hurt
Nolan Wood
why
are you supposed to be the tard in that scenario
>orea flavoured mini eggs
what
Bentley Gomez
i was edgy and i liked to vandalise
Ryder James
I once have eaten 10000 calories in 1 day. Yes, I'm obese
Ryder Diaz
I farted loudly during a minute of silence at school and it started a chain reaction of people laughing that the teachers couldn't quell
Easton Fisher
jesus fucking christ dude that's more than four times the most I've ever eaten
Jack Martin
Oh no, that wasn't a idk the word for that type of structured sentence, it was literal. She kept eating weird shit, and her grandfather even made a remark like "Hah, you're eating like a pregnant woman" and that was part of what made us come to the conclusion that her period was much later than her normal abnormalities. Though she would always want me on her, or her on me at her parents house and it was always fucking awkward and annoying for both me and her parents. God I'm glad that roastie is gone. I miss her fathers cooking though, and her moms baking. The parents I should've had.
Eli Reed
I just fucking love food, can't help it. But hey, recently I lost 132lb, thats something
Nolan Reed
That's more than something user, good job!
Ethan Perry
quality
that's a bucket list item if I ever heard one
hey at least it was an experience man
dude that's a big fucking loss, gj
Eli Ward
heh gotcha
Lucas Kelly
I want a jewish mistress too and I'm not ashamed of it
Aiden Parker
I hit Vanessa before she left me.
Christian Jones
I never actually read the ToU or the EULA.
Landon Brooks
You're a gamer
You're a monster
Sebastian Cox
Be honest Coolsville, how drunk are you right now?
Austin Ward
goddanmit is it that obvious
Chase Johnson
In my free time I solve circular problems
Nicholas Nguyen
i jerked it to the oblongs once
Jacob Murphy
in my free time i solve unsolvable crimes
Connor Martinez
what in fresh hell is the oblongs
Zachary Moore
look it up senpai (pic related)
Isaiah Bell
okay I just did and now I'd like to reiterate
what in the fresh
goddamn hell
is this
Bentley Evans
What did you look at whilst you jacked off
Kevin Rogers
well, most often it was the wall in the bathroom stall
twice it was the back wall of the study hall my desk was turned towards
and one time I was kinda just watching my teacher explain trigonometry
Owen Brooks
Well yes I am! How did you figure it out?
Nicholas Powell
I jack off my boyfriend at the back of busses and leave loads of his cum on the bus
John Sullivan
kindred spirits can sense eachother's presence
dude
Jayden Torres
nigger what
Luke Bailey
what
I wasn't masturbating *to* my teacher
I was just masturbating and my teacher happened to be in the same room teaching a class
Carter Murphy
a couple years ago i found a wallet at the park, and i took the cash from it (~$200) and then walked off
for some reason it gave me a really massive boner
it's the first and only time i've ever stolen and anything and still feel really bad about it
and i don't know why it made me sexually aroused
Justin Wood
Damn. I once found a wallet on the toilet with fifty bucks
I decided to hand it to the lost and found once I noticed the student card
I'm such a goody goody
Christian Ross
Heh. For e Belgian, you aint bad.
Isaac Rogers
You too buddy. It's sad we'll never get to be real friends.
Because one day you'll end up getting shot
Hudson Richardson
I’ve wanked it to sonic porn
Connor Long
who hasn't
Jeremiah Parker
cream the rabbit
rouge turns me off for some reason
Michael Ross
I see so you're THAT kinda guy
Julian Lopez
my confession: im a femanon ama
Tyler Hall
hmmm
perhaps
Hudson Nelson
is masturbation a sin
John Reyes
halal inshallah
Carter Clark
I almost made up a confession just to post in this thread.
Jeremiah Thompson
Sorry, but I already got shot.
Leo Morgan
When I was a child I used to pee on the toilet seat for fun.
Adam Flores
I fit most if not all of the criteria for future serial killer and it's got me worried. I could hurt a lot of people if I go to that side. While I don't give a damn about THEM, I wouldn't be able to forgive myself for stooping to that level. If I ever end up on the news, I'll shout you guys out I guess, but I hope it won't end up like that.
And no, I haven't been fantasizing about killing anyone. I don't see it as being worth my time. As edgy as it is, for me murder would just be stomping a sugar ant. A waste of time and energy.
Samuel Bailey
My horniness is the only thing that encourages me to get up and get through the day. Looking at girls' chests, butts, and legs in class and while walking from place to place is the only reason I get out of my place. I mean I guess it's working but I still feel kinda pathetic about it.
Dylan Mitchell
I haven't showered in like 3 days
Samuel Russell
I've been used as jack off material in every school I've been to
Dominic Torres
Are you 45 years old?
John Ross
I hate how the glasses clearly reflect "Big Anime Titties", implying that the fucking document is already flipped.
Matthew Garcia
I've masturbated seeing traps (not homo).
I just went to the school's christian camps to smoke marijuana and laugh at the people.
I stole my cousin's panties.