How can I sell my 21y virginity and my love?

How can I sell my 21y virginity and my love?

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if this is you, you'll have to spend money to lose your virginity

just b urself

That's alice you jew.

Being myself is not good enough.

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fun fact: no one outside the emo/punk look likes the emo/punk look
it positively reads AIDS aloud and most of the women are trailer trash tier gf material

depends
are you a dude or a vagina carrier?

I'm obviously a dude.

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then try to be yourself harder

I'm already myself.

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then I have some bad news for you.....hooker is the way to go

Look I've been offered sex in a Nightclub but I'm socially autistic.

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Then watch Bladerunner and Drive and act like Goose

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so was I, only I accepted......it was mediocre and bitch was ugly as fuck

Sorry but I act like a pathetic sissy.

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do face tats
bitches love face tats

Then I can't help you, desculpe.

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I didn't say anything.

I just looked at her until she walked away.
Someone squeezed my ass later on as well.

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Kill everyone in your town for not wanting to fuck you.

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you get one free bf after making two thousand posts on bant

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Will you be my boy friend?

I have love and affection.
Also sad eyes.

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well you do as your dick dictates you, just don't listen to the frog he is most likely a nigger whose face shit tats are not even visible

based

alright but do you have "FREE NACHOS" tatted from your ear to your chin ? I think not

i'm sorry but you must make two thousands posts on r/banter before you receive your complimentary bf

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For not offering sex to you unprompted because at worst you're a 6.5 and could get laid*

How about being my Girl Friend.


I got cute flippy hair.
I got a sexy slim body.
I got fluffy sweaters and skinny light blue jeans.

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wtf i'm pretty sure i've made well over 2000 and i have no free bf

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damn nigga are you getting ad revenue for that?

Must be your lucky day.


I'm right here.

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woah epic

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shitposting doesn't count

>selling your virginity
>not waiting until marriage to lose it
degenerates like you belong on a cross

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how does the free bf system determine what is and isn't a shitpost?

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*hugs*

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qt

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Paddy listen. I'm lonely and I want to make some money.

Checked cursed poster.

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the same way as whole heaven knows what your sins are before casting you to hell (if it exists)

Don't mind me n

*squeeze*

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yes but the ten commandments determine whether or not you have sinned if you go against them. what are the rules for determining what is a shitpost?

:)

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Same here but I'm not desperate enough to sell myself for sex

never read the rules of Jow Forums so I'm not sure.....but the site and anons know
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wait a second you didn't read the fine print
americans don't are not eligible to receive a free bf

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k
what...

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