I'm lonely lads

Then you are not a soldier but a driver you hecking lier

yeah i'm a soldier
>proceeds to go to military base with electric car

maleh et mitsvot hakaba vetevurach
t. elohim

If I ever got a gf I would get her pregnant so she will be stuck with me forever and I would never feel lonely again!

no wonder you have no gf, lmao

i'm mentally weak
i will give up in a week or two top
i serve in the idf though
think that counts as being a soldier
i drive hammers/wranglers/dmaxes
לך מפה

How can I join Israeli military so I can shoot up some terrorists?

just convert to judaism its that easy
you'll also get infinite years in heaven + free wifi you can't get any better than that trust me :)))

you mean driving cars

>just convert to judaism its that easy
Nah, I'm #TeamJesus

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