Me giving Jow Forums the squeeze

me giving Jow Forums the squeeze

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Based, she's not white

>tfw no latina gf

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but shes black not latina
latinas are also a good choice though

Oh just grab a tit anons. Come on.

You can just buy one. Grab a tit or a boob, please do it.

I haven't seen a female in 4 months. Let alone a boob.

Real talk now. How to get a gf?

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Fucking get a boob on your hand in your Life already!

Fuck you. All of you.

You can do it. I did it. So you can do it as well goddamit.

not possible

Fucking get one.

HOW YOU DUMB MONGOL? BEING MYSELF DOESN'T WORK

>you can do it as well goddamit.
Lole, good joke.

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no one actually has a gf
its just a meme to make autists like us feel bad

tfw no choco milk gf

BE A MONGOL YOU STUPID POLE

FUCK YOU I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT SECKS

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But they might call for help if I do.

they won't if you're not white

HA HA HA I SINK MY DICK TO THE HILT IN WHORES

Seriously, is there a girl you like? Easy, just bribe her, then ask her.

What more
>you haven't noticed the girl who likes you
Common with us dudes. We are blind as bats.

There was a girl I liked back in high school but it was 10 years ago, I have no info about her.
>you haven't noticed the girl who likes you
No such a thing

It's hard to get in the ring if you are alienated from everyone.

Well, are you really?
What kind of job do you have?

I myself travel a Lot. I really can't have a gf if I have more than 250 travel days per year. The work pays really well yet there are downsides.

You can have a gf. Get one.

You are just as much of a doofus as the far left you seem to hate

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just be urself (unironically)

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I mean they basically are m8.......

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>when you ask for a bit of mustard on your hotdog

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I wish I was the guy on the right.

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i want to r*port you for spam but i also want to farm these dank banana pics hmmm...

Is that a porn star? Looks like D*nny d

smoke some weed

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great body, too bad the picture is potato

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