Rules: This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere. Read the full rules here: drgchan.ddns.net
Here's some info about this boss: name@Butthurt dificulty@hard element@random
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER. If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD. If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER. If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN. If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT. If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN. If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK. Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
HEALERS revive fallen soldiers BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage! KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge! PALADINS can avenge AND revive! WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image. DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die. DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again! The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself
i know you're not dead because i finally rolled a fucking even
Gavin Reyes
I AM FUCKIGN INVINCIBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND I'LL KILL YOU ALL ANGLOS FOR TEMPTING THE WRATH OF BASED ROMANIA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM NOT HOMOSEXUAL YOU CUNTS IT'S NOT FAGGOTRY WHEN A BASE ROMANIAN DOES IT BUT IT MAKES YOU A HOMOSEXUAL HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ROMANIA IS FUCKING BASED AND REPDILLED AND YOU ARE NIGGER ANGLOS HAHAHAHAHAH BASED DACIAN ROMANIANS CRUCIFY ALL ANGLO NIGGERS AND HEDONISTIC CUNTS HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WOW ROMANIA IS SO SO SOOOOOOOOO BASED JAJAJAJHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dylan Sanchez
>(QRUSXM5/) rolls 32 and damages Butthurt for 74(+42) HP You're hurting yourself user, calm down.
Colton King
see the fun thing about romania poster is that we can provoke him and he'll actually win for us
Robert Rodriguez
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY I AMN OT HURTING MYSELF YOU DO NOT PROVOKE ME I AM NOT PROVOKED BY MERE DARK MINION S MY WILL IS STRONGER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE FOOLS I WILL SLAY YOU WERE YOU STAND NIGGGEEEEEEEEEERS I AM ALL POWERFULL I AM GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD AND YOU WILL ALL DIE BY MY RIGHTEOUS HAND OF GOOOOOOD YOU EVIL ANGLO SCUMBAG FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I WILL BRAP YOU OUT OF EXISTENCE
FUIFCK YOUSAUY OABUIOT ME OYU UHUGYAUNRINAU NGAS GYUHUAGNAIRNAIXN 8AHSITAU GHAURNSIAN YOWU CSENORIAJ TIEHS ABSEDO RMANIRANISFN AIND ROWEAORAIOSU PWYOSU GFACKASIGN SICNESOFREOFO YWHTREW ROMAIANIANS YOU FUCKIGN CADARE CENSOR BASED AOMRANIN IANS AMDN NFUKICNGUI HUGNARIANS PEICE OFS IT ANGOLO UFCKO YU I HBARPAO UYI BRAP FUCKING I PBRA UP ALL ANGLOS OUT EXISTENCE BITCH NIGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
David Williams
I’m sorry gunsmith, I would join you tonight but I have to be up early :( Good luck though!!
Hunter Phillips
Coast is clear now
Jaxson Watson
Oh sake can't you see!
Julian Gonzalez
nigger
Oliver Robinson
Wanna get those high numbers back
Evan Barnes
I'm thinking about getting a cactus, anyone know what the best breed is?
Kevin Peterson
I guess that's subjective, but they're all easy low maintenance plants hence why I want one. When I was young I managed to kill mine but I was retarded and over watered it.
I don't think I'll make the same mistake I made when I was seven.
It's kinda sad that I'm the only won left except for the other poster I made said thread for out of spite. Ironic
Wyatt Phillips
Does anyone else leave a thin strip of pubic hair known as above their dick? Common names for this style of trim are 'landing strip' or the 'Hitler stash'. I personally think they're hot on woman, no my motivation to do so to myself is not a desire to be a tranny though. I just like the aesthetic and all and it means I have to shave a little less.
I'M FUCKIINGGGGGGGGGGGG STRONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA IAM INVINCIBLE I AM A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Gavin Price
am I alive?
Cooper Wright
Perhaps a little bump before I go will attract some people?
