lol I drink a wine too much
want to cuddle haha but am alone as always
Lol I drink a wine too much
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Stop being gay
sorry no I can not lol haha
Ok, enjoy your STDs then. Have a good night
No homo. Have an headpat.
THANKS (yes homo)
I am clean like a fresh laundry haha
can i have a cuddle if i get on a plane to norway? pleaeasee
How much fucking wine did you drink?
Is it even possibel to get drunk with wine?
RUDE
yeah lets glomp
justt half a bottle haha
Last time I drank i threw up all over myself and cried because I started thinking about how nice it would be to have a bf who'd carry me to the bathroom and hold me in the shower while telling me how he'll always love me forever and ever
no glomp plesea only cuddle
AAAH I'M SO LONELY
*literally glomps u yes homo*
Skinny fat Norwegian who will never be loved
alco is eeeek
*literally and post ironically beats you with a shovel*
IM NOT A SKINNY FAT STOP BEING SO RUDE
the MAN of bant
harder daddy
the MAN
bros...
why I'm so lonely all the time...
trannies calling me a tranny finally btfo
*flexes*
This is why I don't drink.
That and afwul taste.
FAGGOTS DESERVE THE CROSS
very cringe unbased romania desu
no need to be so rude
I wanna drink wine with a cute Norwegian boy
y-you're the cute one lol
wowe he's so manly
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GET LON THE FUCKIGNCROSS FAGGOT ON THE FUCKING CROSS NOW DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE AMERICAN SHIT YOU ARE ANGLOP SHIT YOU FUCKING ANGLO SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK GET ON THE FUCKING CROSS
*moons the thread*
Thats what manly guys do!
I wanna spend a day drinking and playing vidya with you and then when we get too drunk to play we can cuddle and fall asleep together
Literal d*scord thread
Get killed
No, no homo.
night, Jow Forums
night, drunk blacked tranny
good night haha
post kik(or disc or whatever), no need to be lonely forever ;3
no! bad ritsu. only aussie are supposed to drunkpost.
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How old is Jow Forums?
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quick someone with that copypasta
Do not give out personal information on the honey pot that is Jow Forums.
Do not give out details about yourself.
Do not post pictures of yourself.
Not only can Intel agencies use these details to build a profile on you, your fellow user is just as likely to stab you in the back for the lulz.
If anything, stick to wildly innaccurate disinformation.
Thank you for your time.
wrong one
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards..
Normie that u
Hold kjeft homo
no im not gay
with all respect
That's you isn't it normie
drunk boipussy