Happy day

have fun with your Prezel

Turns out this is hard af and the dough shrinks in cold enviroment.
Here are first three requests, pls chose something simplier than a triangle.

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How goes your day Gordon Ramsey?
>not only it is my first time making them but I also decided to throw away recipes and do it on my terms.
I got a weird feeling that's telling me this will not end well
As for shapes i would suggest a crown

Show me when it’s baked

At first I thought it was going to be sad story about Sakuya being replaced but it turned out to be happy. ᵃnᵈ ʷʰʸ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᵈᵘᶜᵏ ʷᵃˡᵏᶦnᵍ ᶦn ᵗʰᵉ ᵏᶦᵗᶜʰᵉn, ᶦˢn'ᵗ ʰᵉ ˢᶜᵃʳᵉᵈˀ
That penis looks really small, I feel bad for the burger.
Are those sweet or salty?

make a Gondola fren

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Nice.
Found a short bideo on making the regular pretzel shape.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=uwy9c0foFTc

how is everyone today

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Aeiou Yuukles, sounds like a fun pretzel experiment.
Uhhh if there's still time how about a :3 shape?

A crown that is~
Crown for the kings!
>I got a weird feeling that's telling me this will not end well
Don't worry, it's basically just a modified pizza dough.

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I wanna see a pretzel egge.

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Pretzel Gondolas for Gondola!

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Heey thanks - it nearly helped me out ( ´ ▽ ` )b
Here's the result.

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do a crescent moon.

Noice!

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Doing good, how do DBR?
(There was an important ID today!)
#

Very nice looking crown for a cook with no experience
>it's basically just a modified pizza dough.
(Pic related)

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Also make a Jow Forums leaf for the keks

Pretzel dough? Your first time making one? Well then, it doesn't hurt to try making snacks or food regardless. I would 'love' to see a pretzel-shaped circle (such like a bulls-eye). Can't wait to see your beautiful cooking Yuuka-sama.

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Thicc triangle, normal american bepis and spongebob flower
Buttery friend
Peach's crown
Gondola
Infinite pretzel
Yukari

This turned out to be quite the good thread

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h-here you go Bizzy~!
That's what I'm talking about!
̷ᴼ̷ʰ̷ ̷ᴳ̷ᵒ̷ᵈ̷ ̷ʷ̷ʰ̷ʸ̷ ̷ᶦ̷ˢ̷ ̷ᵗ̷ʰ̷ᶦ̷ˢ̷ ̷ˢ̷ᵒ̷ ̷ʰ̷ᵃ̷ʳ̷ᵈ̷⋅̷
Is that enough? (´・ω -｀)
It's a circle and an egg at the same time..! Schrodingers pretzel~

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I ᵘʰʰ⋅⋅ the dough got as cold as the moon itself, so there's some resemblence in that for sure~

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We are out of space and out of material - time to damp it up a bit in ̶e̶g̶g̶ ̶y̶o̶l̶k̶s̶ water and put some sesame on it

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>(There was an important ID today!)
thank you for letting me know, I would have missed it otherwise.
>Doing good, how do DBR?
pretty good, I am running some complicated pipe at work which is fun. but this morning I slipped on some ice and fell knee which now hurts.
>Buttery friend
hiya Oracle, how was the day?
Hi Yuukes, making pretzels I see.
how was your day today?

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yeah! let's do this! and by let's I mean you, because that's what the thread's about

This is an internationally filled oven now
Good work
Tiresome on the first half, extremely relaxing on the second and current half!
I am enjoyong nice breeze and cold beer alongside PC and games
How can anything beat this, i don't know~~
Wrong! Because happy day threads are made by our collective consciousness that guides us here on this specific time!

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Yikes.. last time I slipped I tried riding a bike on an icy road. Fell right on my tailbone, I know your pain friend. Make sure to take it a little easy on it for a bit. The swelling and bruising is the worst.

Everything you said was awesome. Have another (reclaimed) Awoo.

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Awoo in winter uniform~
For the coldness of space!

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I'm good! All's well friend?

well, you are right. but yu- poland is the only one actually making pretzels

I love it!
(At this rate there'll be a horde of reaction images for Momiji)

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Ty sorry, i was palying tf2 so i was unable to look it

Looks nice cant w8 to see it cooked

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I used more salt while still adding sugar for yeast - definitely salty, but we will see how that goes.
I could uses some honey right now~
>kkk Id
Sure thing, just give it a good time in the oven ʕ•ᴥ• ʔ
Sorry mate, maybe next time.
'twas okay, going in my pace over js book I've found
eloquentjavascript.net/04_data.html
I'm a real dum-dum in that field, so since I have some extra time on my hands, I will need to invest it right o/
Plus about halfway through One Hundred Years of Solitude~
Great book, just gotta make sure you got all the names right ᵃᶰᵈ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ᵐᵃᶰʸ, ᵉᵛᵉᶰ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗᶦᶰᵍ ᵒᶰᵉˢ⋅
>I slipped on some ice and fell knee which now hurts.
I hope you're not old enough for it being a terminal condition.
People get really brittle with age, starting just after thirty (´・ω・｀)
What do you mean buddy, isn't there a crescent moon of yours, right over here? ʕ•ᴥ-ʔ
Damn, whole flat smells like butter and cake, yet there's no butter no cake..
Our thread, our prerzels - though me and my granny will be the only ones who's going to taste them probable.
>Fell right on my tailbone, I know your pain friend.
I suppose you spent next week with a cushion taped to your butt and some ice cubes~?
Always at service :b

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>there'll be
Wrong pal
There is
And all of it
In my hands

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I was about to add my remark before:
>out of space and material
Square-shaped pretzel.

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oh, right. yeah! the moon pretzel is my own idea!
it's just a matter of time until I conquest the real one...

Jow Forums's kitchen everybody

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Looks good
Flower, egg/roundshape and infinity in particular
And poor gondola, at least someone will eat it and go :DDD

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Nice! Lemme know how they turned out!
I love everything about what you just said.

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When you eat the penis pretzel put it in and out of your mouth like it looks like you’re sucking it.

nice. looks good!

youtube.com/watch?v=8q12wb7qnzM
I will follow this guide next time o/
Real-real one or real one with cat ears?
Oh shid look at his face :DDD
It wen't from :D to :̷͟͜͡͠Ḑ̵D̷͘
Turns out they go extremely well with ham - next time I will either try making a normal sweet Challah or add tons of cheese onto and into these.
Taste's like a pretzel, nothing fancy, just warm and fresh~
Too late, I munched it like a real benis ʕ•ᴥ• ʔ

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that face :D

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the one with all the bunnies on it, then the real one. first one specifically because a certain lunarian said I couldn't.

There is a certain degree of resemblance.
>first one specifically because a certain lunarian said I couldn't.
And what difficulty is that moon? :b

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well, on one hand I don't think I can bring my kot army with me.
on the other there's no atmosphere stopping me from using the full power of the S U N.
on the third hand that I didn't know I had the moon bunnies have guns.

>How can anything beat this, i don't know~~
very nice, glad you are enjoying your day fren,
also have you played anymore lisa since I last asked?
>Fell right on my tailbone,
oof, tail bones hurt like hell, my injury is probably not nearly as bad as that hurt,
>Make sure to take it a little easy on it for a bit
will do, work is kind of in a slow mode now, so no need to strain there.
>so since I have some extra time on my hands, I will need to invest it right o/
being productive, very nice,
>I hope you're not old enough for it being a terminal condition.
>People get really brittle with age, starting just after thirty
I fear it might be the end I am an old man now, I'll be 22 in just a few month. I body can't handle these types of injury anymore.

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Always rember happy day, Anone~!
Make sure that every day counts - having problems with managing which day of the week today is, could either be good or a terribly bad sign

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rembered!

rembered

Might be a little biased as a baker, but I love this pic.
I noticed the cheese! God I bet that was good! I'll have to make you instructions on making donut twists, I bet it'll work great for this kind of project!

remba

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Remembered!

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How do this fine day friend?

I have rembemberd

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It's funny because that's the only thing that didn't grow as much while baked.
Aeiou Kureizy~
>on the third hand that I didn't know I had the moon bunnies have guns.
They've got lotsa different kind of guns I fear it might be the end I am an old man now, I'll be 22 in just a few month.
pls don't go, we can use some wax, nobody will notice their soap feels little bit stiff :c
We have technology, DBR.
We can safe you.

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Pretzlels

Greetings happy day thread
I would like to announce I have come here to say the n-word

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>It's funny because that's the only thing that didn't grow as much while baked.

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namaste

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waiting about 17 minutes for laundry to finish drying.
LERL REKT AHHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
myre internet friend ______ is so pretslel

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namaste here a lot longer than I should how about you

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rember

Pretzoolss..!
u want sum? they real simple
Oh snap, with the power of dubs enriched trips there's nobody that could stop you.
Please, proceed~

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yes. plenty of guns. enough where I'll need to be tactical to get around them. you think I could program one of my sigils to work as a flash grenade?

okay since you asked so nicely

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Could you believe this innocent bunny carries all four guns with her?
ᶰᶦᶜᵉ
Have a (You+)

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yes.

It seems I have been severely outplayed

I'll be faster, stronger, better

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Good image.

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And this one has all TWO??
Truly a military race~

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Rembered!
how delicious!
I especially love the gondola one!

Remberreredd

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indeed, and a worthy opponent at that!

>also have you played anymore lisa since I last asked?
No!
I will soon tho, just not on my top priotity list
I wonder where do you store all this pasta
Or if it was actually handtyped~
>It's funny because that's the only thing that didn't grow as much while baked.
Nice!
This is actually very cool pic buddy, good job
They are also armed with crazyness mochi

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I hand typed the original yes.

it's not nice the n-word is very bad
you're supposed to be offended

Noice! I never knew that.

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I came up with it at work one day and was trying to not laugh at it after I came up with it. It would've been longer but it hit line limit lole

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I only like yogurt pretzels

Oh man. I think almost all of my shitposting ideas have come to me when I was trying not to think about work, now that I think about it.
>limit
The things I could post if there were not a 2mb image limit..

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I had a bad feeling this could've been the case first time I saw it but now all my fears come crashing into reality.
Sleep tight Nicemark, it's getting late~
ikr :DD
Hey hello Koishe - sorry for cutting it so short, maybe you will have a chance next time, if that's something you would want to do~
Yogurt pretzels..? You mean those smushy sweet little breeds?

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