I don't know how to use a microphone am i retarded?

i don't know how to use a microphone am i retarded?

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Turn if off and back on again.

you pluge microphone into microphone jack (looks like this one in the middle) then use microphone

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Probably. But analog mics are bullshit anyway.
Get yourself a USB mic. They are retard-proof.

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okay but now it won't turn back on again what do?
uhhhh
no

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>Get yourself a USB mic. They are retard-proof.
Depends on how retarded you want to go. A Google for 'Lick USB cable' will send you straight to reddit with the first result.

ok do you see a thing coming out of your microphone that looks like tiny buttplug

Percussive maintenance,
Or try the first step again.

t. beyond retards.

the part that looks like a spiky brick?
what if i don't have any drumsticks ?

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Did you plug it into the green sound port or the red sound port

no

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Have you checked your Æthernet cable for frays?

Can I see the cord that it is attached to

no not a spiky brick what the fuck are you talking about

does your microphone have something like this attached to it

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lol what

it's too dark all my pics turn out cimpletly bslck

the shiny silver bits at the end of the brick
spiky tube things

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bruh ehat the he*k is that thing?

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Sorry, shitposts are just coming naturally tonight. Plz elaborate on exactly what the spiky brick looks like.

what are you on about

does it have something that looks like this picture
Can you try brighten it with your computer screen or turn on the lights

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your windows privacy settings are blocking it you dumb neet

okay thx I fixed it my braine i HUge

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what was broken

great

OP was.

GJ

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yes you are
gotta change your recording devices
usually 1 mic cant be used for two programs, so, if you're trying to run discord and skype together it fucks with it