>be me
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Let's start a story
Jordan Russell
>be me
Eli Martinez
>be magdonals wagie
Ethan Clark
get shot
Wyatt Lewis
>at job see a nigger
Austin Reyes
>Who am I quoting?
Luis James
>you quoting the nigger's reaction
Joshua Wood
>makes sense
Owen Butler
>Like apple pie.
Samuel James
>Oyeah i should go to McDonald's and get like two apple pies.
Samuel Roberts
>that'll be 5 bucks sir.
Chase Davis
>get dick stuck in deep fryer
William Wright
>that's when nigger's muh dik arguments fall apart.
Michael Rogers
>shit the nigger out my dick
Nicholas Miller
>Sheeiittt
Eli Ramirez
>after eating apple pie, find white western women to impregnate with my superior african seed
Aaron Peterson
>hold on there jamal
Luke Foster
>after fucking multiple respectable women and filling them with my superior American seed, I begin my search for Euros and Imps. Not a single one will remain unscathed, for I am all out of bubble gum.
Andrew Gray
>why, yes sir I'm American how could you tell.
Thomas Thompson
>"you say somethin' wh*teboi?"
Thomas Williams
Nigger
Bentley Mitchell
>After some assault, DUI and drug possession, Jamal was never seen again.
Andrew Green
>D-do you want rope with that?
Thomas Stewart
So that's why Jamal was never seen again.
Andrew Bell
>"you mufuckas think your puny bullets can harm me? I will show this world the power of the black man"
>Jamal proceeds to climb the highest scyscraper in the vicinity with minimal effort, on the way holding a white woman captive who begs him to have her bear his children.
Isaiah Ward
Chase Diaz
>a picture says a thousand words.
Jaxson Lewis
>mfw I so suddenly and irrevocably die