Tell me your deepest darkest fantasy, bant.
Tell me your deepest darkest fantasy, bant
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i'm currently fantasising about eating french toast
i have an unnaturally strong desire to munch fried egg bread right now
big tiddy perky goth gf to play vidya and watch anime with
to do that one thing
Cuddling and kissing
eat french toast with maple syrup?
to have r/banterers drool over my cock
perhaps
turned into an elf and forcibly impregnated by orcs over and over
i wouldn't mind drooling over a thick slice of fried brioche dripping in warm gooey syrup
nice
impregnating a healthy young girl while holding hands
have a constant flow of women that I can abuse
thats gay af, better drool over cocks
i'll drool over anything if you make me french toast please i ran out of eggs and i'm really hungry
I'm not giving people bribes!
DROOL OVER MY COCK NOW!
why would anyone drool over a dicke?
i'm pretty sure penis doesn't taste deliciously sweet and cinnamony
Slipping to the void
How do you know that? For example, sauce is white and creamy as well.
i'm 95% sure that it doesn't unless you dip it in cinnamon and sugar
and then you just have french toast but without the amazing fluffy texture
>i'm 95% sure that it doesn't
Stop avoiding straight answers!
fine, i guess it could taste nice but it definitely would not be as filling as two thic slices of bread and a large egg
i am very very hungry so french toast is clearly the better option
*POP POP* a jewish synagogue
>Semen contains vitamin C, fructose, magnesium, phosphorus, potassium, vitamin B12, zinc, nitrogen, and calcium. The average male jizzwad is said to contain roughly as much protein as an egg white (chicken, not human eggs, of course). And all this life-giving nutrition will only set your diet back 20 calories!
It might actually be a better option! Especially if you "cook" it right.
Aniki, wake up ;___;
but the yolk is the best part of an egg
also i would have to swallow 11 cumes to get the same energy as one slice of french toast
Uh, I can supply around 7 in volume in a short period of time if done right, but it will take a lot of work to get to that point.
Just imagine how much zinc you will get tho! Its really good for you, doesn't this make you drool with anticipation?
nkonononnoono i was meant to be fantasising about toast aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>ze ore of pants
I'll admit I'd love to have something small but tasty to munch rn and french toast sounds about right.
That turns me on
F
u gae lol
it doesn't even turn me on
A big fokkin cheezburger rn
no lewd desu
>Pic related
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Oh fuck