Why are all russians trannies?

no

it only works subconsciously
you only long for a cute scandi boi when you don't notice it
if a scandi boi was to appear and kiss you while you were watching downtown abbey influence of the brainwashing would come in and you'd embrace the gay scandis
but as long as you're aware you can resist the strong influence it has on your mind

prove that you don't want the snip rn

Sure. I don't want a snip. There you go.

is because you already had it
can't want something you already have
got u tranny

>no
yés

idk ask them

But I like girl pussy and if a scandi boi I wouldn't want to fuck him.

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we covered it up so there is no proofs
submit that i am right and there was no conspiracy

burgers have better insight into the russian mind than they do

you like scandi boys and that is final
no arguing now
pussy is non negotiable
you will only get the boi variety from now on

>burgers have better insight into the russian mind than they do
how?

fuck off tranny

fuck tr*nnies fuck r*ssoids fuck e*ropeeons fuck spics fuck niggers fuck

You were enemies for half a century
know thy enemy
that proverb has been engrained into your dna and now you're more russian than the russians

no u

thats dumb, youre dumb and you should feel bad

You can't tell me what I like and I don't like. It doesn't work that way.

no it is fact
just try to speak russian right now
i bet that it will sound so russian that even the russians won't understand it

yes i can
you like the colour blue and hate green
your favorite food is pasgetti
you have an irrational fear of catterpillars and squish them if you see them
you also like boys and hate icky girls

thats not how it works

okay ill try my hand at it
aklsdjfpqweuirja;sdlkfjas;dlkfjpuojae;klasjdf;alskdjf;aksldjf qwerasdfasdf
more likely than not their dumb gopnik brains are too drunk off knockoff hand sanitizer vodka to even understand their own language lmao

yea it is
now tell me why a russian tranny is

such a beautiful language~

But you can't force your beliefs on to me and I can not make them my own.

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Why not?

prove it

Because I like girls

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the Fibonacci sequence proves it

then there is a discrepancy between my canon and your ideas
and in these conflicts you must always go with canon
so clearly you don't like girls
so says your canon writer

no it doesnt

Does learning english turn a russian into a tranny? Or are russian trannies the only russians interested in english?

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>now you're more russian than the russians
This. They are slowly, but surely becoming that which they were fighting against all along - the communists.
Stare into the abyss some more.

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yeah it does
look it up dummy

no it doesnt

I refuse to believe this

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prove that it doesn't
with maths and science

prove that it does

Believe it!
I make sure you have all those gay thoughts and awkward boners around parents
it is all written in canon that you do and think these things

i already did
you're just too much of a no brain to understand it

this thread is gay as fuck

No I'm gonna break free from your homo-erotic novel.

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All nips are ftm

Can't gain sentience until i sell 50.000 copies, it's a stretch goal
Only at 5 so far...

So nothing is canon yet

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iceland is FTL (for the lose)

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Of course it is silly
Otherwise you wouldn't exist
I just haven't canonized your sentience yet

FTL stands for faster than light dork
Which is still untrue
I'm slow

>FTL stands for faster than light dork
no prove it

So you have no power over me

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I'm confirmed manly man.
fuck trannies

Would you fuck me?
t. tranny

fuck off retards

Only if you promise to cease your tranny ways.

Sorry, can't promise that. It's too good to stop it.

Uh, I can possibly compromise to being ok with crossdressing, but hrt has to go.

But that's the best part!

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Dumb TOy, do as you're told!

>TOy id
Oh now you're just asking for it.

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Op is right, there are a lot of Russian trannies

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No! You'd have to make me

I'd probably enjoy that a lot.

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