Just found this octopus

just found this octopus

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-ringed_octopus
RIP

Farewell,

if he bites you pour some vinegar on it, smoke a durrie and have a stubbie, you should be fine.

>The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill twenty-six adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis start to set in.
>As of 2018, no antivenom is available
Yup. I'll miss OP.

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Pretty Octopus~.

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one of these must be true. One of them is here

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RIP

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are you implying americans aren't immune to blur-ringed octopus stings?

Imagine being stupid enough to find a brightly coloured animal and pick it up with your bare hands.

It's obviously Jow Forums, other people always copying our threads baka.

You might as well shove it down your gullet while you’re at it

I don't know where you're but you need to go back, either way, it's all in good fun.

Eat a blue-ringed octopus, you Aussie wanker.

could do

should do

the actual most cursed image

I've already been stung by one twice, I'm confident about my third time.

It doesn't mean that it can kill pigs.

We've done it, though the article is written in Japanese.
dailyportalz.jp/kiji/141217165862

this guy gets it.

as for the article, I'll force my japanese gf to read it to me later.

The conclusion of the article:
It's quite usual taste, it's not worth eating over very careful cooking.

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that makes a lot of sense. kinda like eating a rockfish, the taste is okay but not much eatable meat.

>rockfish
We eat it usually...

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It's still in the experimental phase here.

Oh nooo!!
Poor OP :((((((

I know what you're doing, BUT I won't ruin the fun OP ;)

Good night OP we will miss you.

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whatup with your profile pic sis

My recommendation for if you ever find yourself making skin to skin contact with one of those is find the nearest gun and shoot yourself. You'll thank me in Hell.

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