>tfw you'll never be an ultra chad genetically enhanced space marine who is worshiped by mortals and fights for the emperor and human kind and have a QT sister of battle gf that you fuck with your genetically enhanced thunder cock after each battle where you purge the enemies of the emperor
how do you cope with this, Jow Forumsits
Wh40k feels
Sebastian Richardson
Dominic Edwards
>TFW Chad space marine fucks the sisters of battle you have a crush on
Anthony Bennett
you just described literally me except for the fighting part because fighting is gay
Josiah Thompson
imagine this guy fucking the shit out of a sister of battle while imperial guards hold the line
HERETIC
James Ward
p- please space marine sir c-could you please stop fucking my GF and reinforce the line we are running out of guardsmen
Elijah Taylor
It is simple, I am the handless father of an entire legion of astartes as well as Jow Forums.
Adrian Butler
Has my sudden arrival startled you all like it did Father?
Brandon Torres
based Dorn
gay belgium is gay
guardsmen are based tho way more than space marines
Grayson Brown
btfo again
Jack Long
Indeed, the foundation for all my fortifications is colloquially known as a base.
Thank you imperial citizen.
That is funny to me. How could a warhammer incite sedition against brave men?
Kevin Sanders
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Zachary Sullivan
im not done
top 10 reasons i hate belgim
10. he's ugly and fat
9. he looks super gay
8. he smells like stale waffles
7. he has a dumb face
6. hes a big nerd
5. hes ugly and fat
4. his parents are really gay
3. he's a retard
2. he's ugly and fat
1. he's a loser from losertown because he's a loser
Christopher Bailey
Wow. That was like, super mean.
brb gonna kms
Kevin Phillips
dorn please authorize extermanatus on
>romania
Lucas Baker
its your duty to die standing guardsmen, so do it while i discuss, ahem, battle tactics with this fine sister of battle here
Adam Young
dorn stop being so fucking boring jesus
also this
Wyatt Evans
Depicting Father as a gypsy makes it even funnier. How could his hair get any longer?
It's too late, the Inquisitor has slammed his forehead into the button fifteen times.
No.
Luke Moore
the only man in entire galaxy capable of satisfying slaanesh
Isaiah Bennett
y-yes sir ALRIGHT MAGGOTS WE MOST HOLD THE LINE FIGHT TO THE DEATH at least until the space marine is done fucking the sister of battle
Mason Reyes
who quote?
Blake Bennett
mohammed ali
Blake Brooks
Do not worry guardsman, I am fortifying this position against the green tide.
Your hysterical laughter does not help your cause, Dark Eldar sympathizer.
Elijah Baker
thank the Emperor somebody that actually cares about his duty
Justin Thomas
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SYMPATHIZE WITH SOME DARK NIGGER CREATURES FROM A LOW PLANE OF EXISTENCE LOL!!!!!!!! YOUR WHOLE UNIVERSE IS GONNA GET SUPER RAEPED BY BASED ROMANIANS ROGAL POOP GET YOUR ANAL CAVITY READY MUTT
Isaac Wilson
i thought astartes didn't sexe
Dominic King
>tfw no big tiddy krieger gf
Carson James
I know that feel
Nathaniel Thompson
>tfw they killed faba and replaced it with medieval space marines
Joshua White
alright i'm done with this little "conquest" heh, now to begin the real conquest. FOR THE EMPEROR BROTHERS, ASSIST THE GUARDSMEN
Dylan Cook
their all dead sir I'm the last one
Sebastian Price
stand your ground guardsman, victory will be ours , they gave their lives in order to secure the future of the imperium, their sacrifices will not be forgotten