END TIMES THE FINAL AGE

Active campaign to associate rightwing and nationalist views with crazy people.

Satan is a cute lil guy.

More children....

Remove yourself from my thread kid

looks like a pot underwater

So what this Satan fella really do?

Ive been on pol for over 10 uears and you faggots have been saying end times are here... for 10 fucking years. You have no credibility.

He does everything the book of Revelation by John has foretold he will do

Pick up your Bible and Read

Watch it kid

>the rapture will happen
Funny how Europrotestants gobble American Protestantism's (or John Nelson Darby's) late 19th century bullshit.
>literally believing in three "comings" of Christ

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you really have no fucking idea what apocalypse means do you?

So Satan is an alien? So god is just an alien too then? So basically the movie Prometheus is true. Good shit OP, thanks for opening my eyes

Satan is a planet
Look up the cult of Saturn

this..

I've also heard it's star in a different earth timeline.
But take each with a grain of salt desu

>user apparently posts mysterious top secret metaphysical intel
>It's really just a photo of the advanced mold inside his pissing bottle
Creative shizo poster upvoted

At that point how is it even the biblical Satan

Kek

Depends on how you're reading the Bible desu

Why have you taken pics of a kettle?

Seems kinda forced but the coincidence it's there

If you read it literally, you're missing all the good stuff.
Expand your understanding of what these entities are, and might represent.

>Behold! Satellite images of Satan
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
How do I convert immediately to Christianity and repent all of my sins????

Bruh

You need to regrow your foreskin and convince the most important person on your country to assist in your baptism otherwise you will turn into a werewolf

Preterism. Rev already has been fullfilled

They are coming

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>You need to regrow your foreskin
OH SHIT
how do I regenerate my mutilated penis? is there a magic potion for it? should I ask the grand wizards at /x/?

That's a fucking barrel in dirty water or something you swedecuck.

The hot parts are its nose and mouth. Thats where the dragons fire comes from.

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The Lord is my shepherd. Bring it on.

Yes or surgery i bet they can make you a new foreskin, I mean transmales have foreskins

youtube.com/watch?v=jC0kHsTtzCA

So what will happen to us rapture rejects? Apart from being killed by demons from outer space

the criminal masonniggers plan to keep the dual-control system going after they pull off their apocalyptic event.

they've drafted plans to keep this dual-control system going deep into the future.

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ask your rabbi to suck on again. maybe this will strech your skin enough to cover your cripped head

The dead will walk.

More pathetic shills on my thread

And as I will treat you, you will be treated
Watch it kid
Satan is temporarily an Alien, once his reign starts he will move to earth More shills

You children will be mocked soon enough

Burning

Behold!

Satan again!

Read

'',..A Great Red Dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads,.''' Rev 12:3
See you will
Yes

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Swede I been reading the dragon already reached Virgo.
>Many Christian followers of the sign now recognise that after exactly 430 days, Jupiter which represents the manchild enters into Scorpio and is in perfect alignment with the Sun, Mercury, and the stars that comprise Scorpios left claw. This is widely believed to represent the second part of the sign which takes place on November 27, 2018.
We are actually screw already

>Swede protestant
>descendant of the Judaizing iconoclasts
>believes in American protestant messianic political theology of 19th century
>believes Satan is a planet
>believes there are two "Second" Coming's of Christ
>One über super secret "Coming" to fetch up all the !true believers!
>One final, public "Coming" after tribulation
>Yet still calls the Second Coming the "Second Coming"
Hey buddy, how many martyrs did God save?

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that thing is allegedly like twice the size of earth. Where is this engineering performed?

>maybe this will strech your skin enough to cover your cripped head
KEK
Did I trigger you, kraut? do you want to talk it over?

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That was the Russians testing a whirly turd. The black hole was the plop into the sky toilet.

Alledegedlly.....
Shills having fun
Remove yourself
Yes French user

They will

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I gotta admit senpai I thought he'd be spookier than that. You know like demons horns and bloody teeth 100 feet tall and a huge pulsating cock that spews hot demon lava jizz and if the jizz gets on you you turn gender queer can we even assume Satans gender at this point?

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You need to get out of the cuck shed more often, Sven.

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christianforums.com/threads/this-needs-an-explanation.8029329/page-2
Here's a video that will help the worry warts dispel the
doctored image from Google sky. This is the video that
claims the image is a double exposure of Saturn. And
the image is 30 years old, from 1983.

titan wars saturn vs jupiter. i can see none of you
have prepared or studied. you know nothing.

google great conjunction dec 20 2020 saturn
and jupiter, last time we had a great conjunction
just after 9/11 happened.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_conjunction
popes going to take on satans spirit once satan
falls from saturn and he will kill donald trump.

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>Now
We already were, svenigger

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How am I triggered? Its you with the mutilated penis, not me. lol wtf

Fake Zeus has nothing to do with Jesus.
ISLAM IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST

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How do you call this type of "men"? Bugmen?

...

your mom is the mark of the beast gottem

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How did they fire a missle from norway?

bugmen or sӧyboys

My mother doesn't worship a pedophile prophet unlike you. Now go fuck your little cousin, achmed.

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Wasn't 9/11 on 2001?
>The last great conjunction took place on May 31, 2000

>missile
it was a whirly turd

You don't understand what we're dealing with here. Please go check on your wifes' boyfriends kids, I'm sure it's feeding time.

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This is old shit from around the eclipse. It's the cap on a telescope. These fags are trying to make Jow Forums look retarded again. As if it needs help.

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checked

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OP is tall enough for this ride

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this same outdated argument brought fourth and back over against despite being constantly refuted. typical ignorant retard

What are the green dots specifically? Planets?

oh no spoopy dimen

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Haha I know the truth hurts. Nothing wrong with a little girl scraping of the semon of your garment.
Narrated `Aisha:

I used to wash the traces of Janaba (semen) from the clothes of the Prophet (ﷺ) and he used to go for prayers while traces of water were still on it (water spots were still visible).
sunnah.com/bukhari/4/96

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Semen*

based
it's coming

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predictions were right.
the mutt will be the death of us all.

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That's Saturn man. He thinks everything is related to Saturn. Cubes. Hexahedrons. Hexagons. Stars. Satan. Jesus. God. Literally everything is Saturn.

He also posts this all the time, even though Zeu's name in Latin was IEUPITER and ΔΙΣ εν Έλλην

>t.Saturn

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The sun is flat.

That looks like a close-up of a jar of cum or something.

we are in the endtimes for a couple decades already sven. and that unsourced blurry pic is the worst evidence of it i can think of.

>Doesn't know I'm posting from IE

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mate, Jesus said when describing signs of the end that the generation (that sees the sign) wont pass away until all the work is fullfilled, meaning that from the first sign we have up to 120 years of endtimes before us. However Chernobyl was already the third trumpet, so we are in it for couple decades already.

everything has conciousness, so do the planets. Saturn happens to be the one that represents satan.
Some theory of mine:
Almost all the symbolism of God refers to Sun
and the (fallen) angels seem to be planets like Saturn being Satan or Jupiter being Michael and all of those seem to have conciousness themselves
We are made in the image of God. What is out there like our sun? The Stars, sources of light and not like planets reflection of the light of God appearing similar yet are not. We are the conciousnesses of the Stars. We are not born in a zodiac, but we come from there. The movement and position of the planets to the stars influences us because its litereally happening to us.
The believe of becoming a star, or going to the stars/heaven when you die etc. I believe comes from the fact that we already are there and its merely our conciousness that is down here.

that being said you still shouldnt look for guidance in those things i believe. rather ask God and pray for guidence, and im sure you will get better one than from anyone offering you those fortunetelling methods.

TOOT TOOT youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE

satan wears diaper 4 da poo poo

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>Watch it kid
Fucking boomers man, fucking neck yourself you old fogie. It's our time now.

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BASED STEFAN

What the actual fuck is this supposed to be?

Nice filters, sicko.

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wut is this bro