lets do a WW2 roleplay!
your a soider (pick what side you wanna be on) and use >greentext when you wanna do something in roleplay
lets do a WW2 roleplay!
your a soider (pick what side you wanna be on) and use >greentext when you wanna do something in roleplay
Why do you want to live out another life? Is your first life not good or exciting enough for you Anglo?
bingo bongo
soldier from the freestâ„¢ nation on Earth reporting in
>t. got steamrolled by the germans and buttraped by the soviets
I am simple sheep farmer tending my sheep fields
lets not
I shoot seals
I am a sexy little japanese anime girl (male)
>plants my next sheep harvest
>germans land on shore
>ask for secrets to fantastic whool socks for infantry so they can have utmost comfort while fighting
>tell them to get off my land
>they politely leave and go on their way without further incident
Man those nazis sure are nice, maybe the news about them are fake and i should've given sock secrets
i don't get it
>Kill my self
checked, goodbye axis
Cool quads for a dead man
>reincarnate as a loli
I'm a nazi captain that fakes being nice to farmers in order to steal valuable sock secrets
>Fuhrer makes nonaggression pact with Russia
>enlists top generals to find key to achieving victory over Russia after Poland
>Socks are key, the current supply of wool is inferior to legendary Icelandic wool
>sent on key mission to find wool secrets
>first farmer is a simple sheep farmer tending the fields
>dumb ice boy will have to listen to my authority
>complimenting, the farmer's wool, I politely ask if he could give us a glimpse of what process is used to create the finest of wools such as his own
>"uuh sorry no"
>oh this faggot is going to have fun without his toes in Herzogenbusch
>-PLEASE- could you just tell me how you craft such legendary socks
>"no can do sir"
>looks like other methods are needed
>*corporal, tell Berlin we need a spy team, and bring in... _______________
>hear news "Horthy Miklos Declares Greater Hungary
>Celebrate with alco
>next day
>get killed by dracula, a romanian nationalist
>Australian soldier on the Kokoda Track
>attempt to not contract malaria
>contract malaria
>die
This post makes me hard
Be my great grand farther shoot German para troops as they come down get told by brit officer not to only allowed to shoot them when they are on the ground.
ok every one shot by German para troopers help all Morai solders on to greek fishing boat as Germans don't like black people
Surrender to Germans get put in camp to be hungry and cold for 3 years
Watch jews get shipped to concentration camps.
Get sent home end for war skinny as fuck
to get called a coward for surrendering
Thanks New Zealand